i have super powers , i can fly

I guess she is stupid enough to take it, She should just cut one of his kidneys in half, I'd love to see the look on his face.


As for flying, I think maybe you should do it in the sight of a sain witness from a low place like off of a dumpster or something before jumping off any tall buildings, sometimes the mushrooms make people think some strange things....

She is in the perfect position and he is wide open for a spinning backhand...

clam down , he didn't harm her. it was an act , lol

yeah i can fly and i tired to jump off my window once and my cat watched me i can bring it as a witness , my cat could speak too , and landed safely on the street, well it was first floor but i can tell i felt like i am flying for 3 seconds . next time i will try to jump off a plane and see if it works .


power of stupid people

once when i lived on the other planet my people told me to go visit the earth i was 'like earth NOOO i dont wanna go' then the wars came and i jumped into my ufo car and drove to the next planet and i saw an alien girl did stuck over a comet and i saved her life , her skin is green and, 9 eyes and 12 feet long hair , she was pretty .

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I had some purple micro dot that did that to me...that and orange sunshine. Maybe a couple hits of blue star to boot.

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then when i saved her life i told her she is the most pretty girl i have ever seen before and she felt in love with me and we drove to the next planet and we saw a dog chased by an alien elephant and we saved his life and he join us on our adventure

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absolutely!

whatever you are saying its true

blue star could make purple sunshine dots

don't interrupt my story i feel i am in a mission and i should tell this story to people , it my be there are other people from my planet out there looking for me . i will be the king but i have no idea what kings do , so it maybe when i finish this story the light comes and see the true wisdom of the 'kinging'

and then when we saved our dog and drove away to the farist universe we saw the a new planet looks like it been a great war smashed it out so here we decided to live and build our empire

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i don't remember what happen next , it was long time ago 4000 years, excuse me i should go check my super alien computer .

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Why you gotta get me all worked up like that op, I was ready to track that guy down and whack him with a shovel or something.

yeah , and then we found a rock contain few ancient alien language and i knew i could read those however i dont really know how it just i can read those words and it says GO TO EARTH AND YOU WILL FIND WHAT YOU WANT , then i began to wonder who the freak did write those words i dont want to go to earth it's crapy place and my grand grand grand ancient grand father always used to tell me stories about earth and how people are so creepy and like to hurt others and we are a peaceful loving ancient creatures we never hurt others it's in our genes and we live forever . anyways i decided to go to earth and have a look at those ugly murderers people however my wife which i saved her earlier on this story about 2 post ago, told me she want to go with me even our dogs barked loud as saying he wanna go too and then the ultimate danger started to wave at us .
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cruel people every where , that's why i hate earth , i should've stayed on my ancient pretty planet , oh crap that stupid ufo car wont work unless i find an ancient super fuel .

i am documenting my ancient life , go away earth people
don't interrupt

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my ancient super computer is lagging gotta fix it .

200 years flying at R%$ speed at last we reached the earth and my first impression was so bad , you people are ugly you have just 2 eyes we have 12 and we dont poop . first thing i saw was caw and we spoke for 3 hours and told be people eats them after they put them in great large prison named stock food , you people are weird how come you eat a living creature , what if a caw imprisoned humans at live stock and eats them how do you feel when you get eaten .


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you have supper power

i know that , i have ufo car too


i should go to work now . i must work on my new researches on how i will rule the world with my new super powers with the help of my alien dog .
peace out humans

are you from planet #$R%$ER&& ? i used to live there .

OP is a retard. Dumb fantasy thread. Stop watching Chronicle kid.

nice thread .it made me laugh