It is my opinion that the two witnesses will be the two guys from the old testament that did not die.
Elijah and Enoch
weather returned or reincarnated I don't know.

Another theory that will sound odd and I don't really believe
but occurred to me while I was stoned and meditating one day.

What if they are some kind of robot beings? I don't even remember why I thought that but it did occur to me.


One more thing, obviously this is the first time in a very long time that the entire world could possibly witness a thing in real time that happened on a street in Israel.

Without the Internets the entire world could not possibly witness the witnesses lying in the street for three days or send gifts around the world to one another in celebration of the death of these witnesses.