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"Talk Radio Big Head, Lush LimpBalls is Dead"
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The Mets win the world series! Hey, you said fantasy.
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"Obama Taken From The White House In Handcuffs, Faces Thirteen Counts Of Treason..."

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GLP closes due to lack of doom
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02/24/2013 06:37 PM
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The financial system has collapsed as all debt is deleted worldwide
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02/24/2013 07:34 PM
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"CONFIRMED: licking your elbow causes intense orgasm"

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02/24/2013 07:44 PM
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DHS bought 1 billion rounds as gift for gun owners.
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World Peace
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BREAKING: President announces UFO disclosure and declares martial law in the wake of the rapture as 9.8 earthquake triggers super volcano, awakening the Nobody to battle Pope Peter the Roman aka the Antichrist, according to my insider uncle. Ask me a question!
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02/24/2013 07:48 PM
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Satan crushes Jesus in Battle of Armageddon!
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02/24/2013 07:59 PM
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BREAKING: President announces UFO disclosure and declares martial law in the wake of the rapture as 9.8 earthquake triggers super volcano, awakening the Nobody to battle Pope Peter the Roman aka the Antichrist, according to my insider uncle. Ask me a question!
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I thought I read that post last week??
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02/25/2013 03:45 AM
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how do we KNOW licking our elbows won't produce an orgasm?
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02/25/2013 03:46 AM

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how do we KNOW licking our elbows won't produce an orgasm?
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I tried. It didn't work
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02/25/2013 04:00 AM
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PRESiDENT OBAMA DELCARES MARSHALL LAW AND RELEASES WHEREWOLFS!!!!!11
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I am immortal and plan on setting humanity free, ask me a question.
Warning : The post above may be pure speculation.
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02/25/2013 04:13 AM

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"Breaking: Two Retarded Humpback Whales Have Stopped On Their Trans Oceanic Voyage Near Long Island,NY"
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02/25/2013 04:17 AM

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"Breaking: The American People Have Spoken, & They Want 4 More Years Of G. W. Bush!"
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02/25/2013 04:24 AM

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"George W. Bush: Sasquatch Sodomiser Now a Box Office Hit!"

That be the funniest movie for centuries to come!
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how do we KNOW licking our elbows won't produce an orgasm?
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You just want to see how many people will try it, don't you?
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"Obama claims Muslim faith - imposes martial law - large pockets of armed resistance ignite across the country!"
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02/25/2013 08:53 AM
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Aliens Have Landed in DC

Ask if we have lost our collective mind
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02/25/2013 09:10 AM
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World militaries shut down due to lack of personnel. Humans around the globe wake the fuck up.
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
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02/25/2013 09:23 AM
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why is the n-word prohibited?
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02/25/2013 09:23 AM
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Barak Obama is impeached and the rest of entire congress resigns, in other news ,entire Rothschild family set for execution in 2014!!!!5a
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02/25/2013 09:27 AM
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"post your fantasy GLP headline..."

This is the greatest thread ever. For all time.

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02/25/2013 09:29 AM
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BREAKING.......NOTHING HAPPENED TODAY!!!!
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02/27/2013 03:23 AM
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best ever GLP headline: "i just made a bowel movement, ask me a question"
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02/27/2013 04:00 AM
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England's Prince Harry nocks Mark Zuckerberg the fuck out in front of Asian Tourists in Los Vegas! VIDEO INSIDE!

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Shocking video! Honey Boo Boo caught eating live humans in Mexico City!

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Man's true origin finally revealed. You're probably going to be a little pissed and feel a little sheepish.
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Black people worldwide miraculously turn into whites!
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BREAKING: Obama takes money from big bankers and distributes to every U.S. citizen the sum 1 million dollars to use as they choose.

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