where did humans really come from, anyone know?

From Mars and Venus. The old saying men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

i could buy that, seems too easy though

Well..according to the very latest up to date scientific studies..it has become quite apparent that the being known as "Human" Or "Homosapien" actually comes from this little pink, fleshy, fishy tasting thing. called a vagina..and this comes about due to a penis being inserted into said vagina an average of 9 lunar cycles previously.

Humans don't really exist, it's all in your mind.

then where did this first "vagina" come from


Personally, I think we were cross-breed with whatever was the most intellectually advanced being on Earth at the time. So for us Homo Sapien Sapiens, it was a monkey. Just like a mermaid for instance, what would you mix to get a human that can breath underwater (or at least hold its breath for a long time) a dolphin and something alien

The Universe is Emergent.


That means that is come about from Chaos.

A kind of Spontaneous Order.


Ordo Ab Chao.





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