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Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?

 
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Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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02/24/2013 04:34 AM
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Re: Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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i was working with this german guy and i said hey that bullshit about 6 million j's getting gassed is a crock, it was more like 2 hundred thousand and he said...... ARE YOU SAYING GERMANS ARE INEFFICIENT?!

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02/24/2013 04:42 AM
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look up Hans-Hermann Thielke.

the scetch with marder occupying his car.
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I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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And they still haven't given you back all the bicycles that they stole...yellowbike...during WWII.
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I've known plenty of germans who love jokes, guess you're just stuck with a bunch of deadbeats
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If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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Sounds a bit like here maybe this is happening in the whole world?
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If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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clappa
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I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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And dutch do? Germans are philosophical,,, dont confuse them with humor!
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02/24/2013 05:16 AM
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Yes they do
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I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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And dutch do? Germans are philosophical,,, dont confuse them with humor!
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You must be kidding... In the last 100 years not any more.
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I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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And dutch do? Germans are philosophical,,, dont confuse them with humor!
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You must be kidding... In the last 100 years not any more.
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What a downer. Life is so dark, gothic almost...
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Re: Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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clappa
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Look on the bright side, it could be a sunny day! You have a sun, dont you?
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02/24/2013 05:22 AM
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Re: Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
maybe they think about things a lot so don't find silly jokes to be funny. Maybe they are more into witty or highbrow humor? I dunno.
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02/24/2013 05:23 AM
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Re: Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
Germany's glory days were when Hitler ruled.
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02/24/2013 05:25 AM
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i was working with this german guy and i said hey that bullshit about 6 million j's getting gassed is a crock, it was more like 2 hundred thousand and he said...... ARE YOU SAYING GERMANS ARE INEFFICIENT?!

banana2
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Well lets face it, gassing them wouldnt have been efficient.
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Re: Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
maybe they think about things a lot so don't find silly jokes to be funny. Maybe they are more into witty or highbrow humor? I dunno.
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da! you'll lose your wall one day, then you'll regret it. Da.
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Re: Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
Germany's glory days were when Hitler ruled.
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LMAO! good one. hehehahaha. merkel merkel..
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they are NOT silly
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Nothing new..

The English are still on top.
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I guess you never heard of Mr Benneter..... richtiiiiiiig???






This guy if fuc****n hilaaaariousssss (if you understand German) !!!!
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I tried. Yup it's true, no sense of humour!
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Most germans are fully brainwashed. Too much TV I guess.

We have some cabaret artists that point out the political nonsense we have to put up with. (e.g. Dieter Nuhr for the german people here) Every time I listen to him, I get upset about what he comes up with, yet the audience is laughing.

So we seem to have some kind of humour, its just not compatible with the rest of the world :)
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Re: Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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Shut up and just go back to where you came from 5a
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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1 hour and 24 minutes!!!!!! Now that's FUNNY!!
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1 hour and 24 minutes!!!!!! Now that's FUNNY!!
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how about this joke: nobody forces you to watch it :)
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1 hour and 24 minutes!!!!!! Now that's FUNNY!!
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how about this joke: nobody forces you to watch it :)
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oh,,, okay. smirk,,,

nice try!
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Re: Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
Ratzinger has humor!!

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That guy seems pretty funny, if he'd only speak in english.

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