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Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?

 
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02/24/2013 05:56 AM
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1 hour and 24 minutes!!!!!! Now that's FUNNY!!
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how about this joke: nobody forces you to watch it :)
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sorry i dont mean to come across as harsh or anything
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02/24/2013 05:57 AM
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1 hour and 24 minutes!!!!!! Now that's FUNNY!!
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how about this joke: nobody forces you to watch it :)
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sorry i dont mean to come across as harsh or anything
tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34802778


How could it be harsh when you said it was a joke? Just forcing a chuckle, tis all...

No offense!
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02/24/2013 06:00 AM
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If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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Die Hoffnung stirbt zuletzt hf
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02/24/2013 06:01 AM
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I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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Interesting perspective from an 'outsider', thanks for sharing! 5a
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02/24/2013 06:04 AM
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Sounds like US! Pretty soon we will be the same way. Who can laugh or joke when the life is being sucked out of you in the means of taxes? Wake up America. We are well on our way,
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02/24/2013 06:04 AM
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I got to get new material, this is going no where. Maybe I should just play Beatle songs?

Baboom?
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02/24/2013 06:20 AM
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I live in germany and hate most people and the system. The only reason I stay is because the health care system is great.
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02/24/2013 06:23 AM
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I live in germany and hate most people and the system. The only reason I stay is because the health care system is great.
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I like the french people too hf
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02/24/2013 06:24 AM
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hehe,,, that's the spirit!
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02/24/2013 06:25 AM
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I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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this thread is biased, why not ask "Do Germans Have a Sense of Humor"?
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02/24/2013 06:30 AM
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Their sense of humor dissolved after losing 2 world wars.

Their - once excellent society - is screwed up by forced guilt and immigration.

I was in East Germany in the eighties and despite communism I loved the country with their with nice honest people.

I hate to see how suppressed they are by the zionists.
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I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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this thread is biased, why not ask "Do Germans Have a Sense of Humor"?
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because the replies won´t be sentences, just

no.
no.
no.
no.
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02/24/2013 06:38 AM
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If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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clappa
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02/24/2013 06:40 AM
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 Quoting: John Cocktosen


hmm maybe 'us germans' need another 100 years to recover from the events of 1933-1945 and to become normal again
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The reason you cant notice German humor is becuase your not intelligent enough to pick up on it.
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02/24/2013 06:55 AM
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If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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Sounds a bit like here maybe this is happening in the whole world?
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That's the trend in every country, it seems. Here, you have college grads who can't even get into the workforce. They have loans with compound interest to be paid back to boot.
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02/24/2013 07:10 AM
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If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35061397


Much of what you describe I can see in the U.S except the patriotism part. That still is pumped up high here - but it's usually not stemming from a good ground...


1) Old folks who remember what the country was many decades ago and support that America. [not guilty] < -- (and even though they too were kept in the dark and lied to about things - they get a pass because of their time. They didn't have access to information the way we do today)

2) The majority who are ignorant of their governments passed and present corruption and wrong doings - they don't seek out information and just believe what they are spoon fed through our corrupt medias. [guilty of being willfully ignorant]

3) Those who know exactly what's going on and supports the corruption and wrong doings and/or are directly involved in the promotion of it or the actions of it and do so for their own ends at the expense of the country. [should be shot]

Anyone who is patriotic in the sense of trying to do the right thing and/or calls out the bullshit is cast down and labeled an anti-American who hates Freedom.




As for the Germany -- it was all on purpose [but you probably already know that].

[link to www.exulanten.com]
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02/24/2013 07:14 AM
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Re: Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor?
maybe they think about things a lot so don't find silly jokes to be funny. Maybe they are more into witty or highbrow humor? I dunno.
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da! you'll lose your wall one day, then you'll regret it. Da.
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we haven't had a wall since the 60's.. and it was already leaking leaking by the 10's. lol - now we have express lanes in.
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02/24/2013 07:16 AM
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and I'm considering heading your way Mr. Mexico , when I can. LOLOL.
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02/24/2013 07:39 AM
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Look on the bright side, it could be a sunny day! You have a sun, dont you?
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You know that saying, the sun also rises? That's the name of a famous novel by Ernest Hemmingway about the lost generation between WW1 and WW2, disillusioned people with no porpose in life trying to come to reason in a crazy and everchanging world that makes no sense to them and has no place for them. They end up drinking, fucking around, partying hard, trying to enjoy life as good as it gets, but deep inside they know their lives are wasted without options to leave an actual heritage. Germany today feels much like this, so much potential going nowhere, it's not a good country to live in anymore, maybe for children or elderly people but not when you are between say 25 and 45.

As for the actual weather, it sucks. After 20 years with almost no winter to speak of, the last three winters were pretty fucking rough and the other three seasons are combined into one consisting of mostly rain and cloudy skies. You can't even enjoy the winter anymore, as you pay shitloads of taxes that are supposed to be used for clean and safe roads, but the government no longer takes care of that, they just take your money and run.

The weather along with the cultural, economnical and political situation is the main reason why many germans consider leaving the country actually. We are not THAT stiff as others might portay us really, but when your whole surroundings are so depressing sooner or later you become a little dark yourself.

I have friends in the Netherlands and everytime I visit them it's only three hours to drive to a neigbour country but it's like another world, much more upbeat and overall much better quality of life there, if only I'd speak the language and could find a job there I'd move there in a heartbeat. The weather is shit there too and houses are fucking expensive over there, but the people are so much nicer and don't get me started on dutch women, they are insanely hot.

Germans also have this thing wich I so hate, it's whenever you criticise something and address the problems and issues in the country they are like "oh but look to Africa they have it much worse, we shall not complain" - as if Africa should be the standard for Europe to look up to, that's just insane and it speaks volumes about the mindset of the german people, no progression, no striving, just comtemplating the ashes instead of carrying on the fire. Africa might have it worse but at least those people have dignity. I've been there three times, so much poverty but those people walk tall regardless. In Germany you must almost be ashamed to have goals or success, that's the mindset and I hate it.

Oh and did I mention germans can be long winded in their answers? This post shall prove it to you, lol...nevermind just had to rant a little bit, feel better now. Greetings to Mexico!
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Make no mistake, they have humor!

laugh



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I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
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Shut up and just go back to where you came from 5a
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I have lived abroad for 20 years now. I am thinking about heading back to Liverpool one of these days. Who knows?
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02/24/2013 10:08 AM
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The problem with Europe, and not just Germany, is that everyone is supposed to pretend that a constant supply of alcohol to the human body is a good thing.

So you've got an entire population drinking daily enough booze to take down an elephant and pressured to "act normal" so they can show everyone how well they hold their liqour.

Laughter is a sign of intoxication, so can't let that show, and then the next day they wake up already at a disadvantage to humor due to being half sick and hungover until they do it all again.

Get rid of the booze and humanity will return.
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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Bump so more Euros can face their problem
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The problem with Europe, and not just Germany, is that everyone is supposed to pretend that a constant supply of alcohol to the human body is a good thing.

So you've got an entire population drinking daily enough booze to take down an elephant and pressured to "act normal" so they can show everyone how well they hold their liqour.

Laughter is a sign of intoxication, so can't let that show, and then the next day they wake up already at a disadvantage to humor due to being half sick and hungover until they do it all again.

Get rid of the booze and humanity will return.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Fascinating theory.

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As for the threads title, i just laughed 10min straight about that cat on youtube whos trying to get it's head into boxes and bags.

laugh

If you would behave more like cats, and less like dutch and yankees we would laugh more often.
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I live in germany and hate most people and the system. The only reason I stay is because the health care system is great.
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The hard life of a parasite...
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If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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You live in Sweden really, don't you?
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I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25563398


this thread is biased, why not ask "Do Germans Have a Sense of Humor"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34802778


because the replies won´t be sentences, just

no.
no.
no.
no.
 Quoting: phoenixe


can't tell if you're joking
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If you live in Germany you should know why.

German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing.

I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down.

Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country.
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You live in Sweden really, don't you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33809069


Nah, that sounds more like Denmark. The overweight psycho bitches don't have short hair half as often here in Sweden.

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