Why Don't Germans Have A Sense Of Humor? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35061397 Germany 02/24/2013 04:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you live in Germany you should know why. German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing. I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down. Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35062265 United States 02/24/2013 04:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you live in Germany you should know why. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35061397 German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing. I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down. Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33314705 Australia 02/24/2013 05:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you live in Germany you should know why. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35061397 German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing. I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down. Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country. Sounds a bit like here maybe this is happening in the whole world? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35060919 Germany 02/24/2013 05:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you live in Germany you should know why. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35061397 German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing. I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down. Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35060919 Germany 02/24/2013 05:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25563398 And dutch do? Germans are philosophical,,, dont confuse them with humor! You must be kidding... In the last 100 years not any more. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35051383 Mexico 02/24/2013 05:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I live in Germany for a few years and noticed they don't have a sense of humor. Not bad folks as a whole, but they wouldn't know a good laugh if it fucked them up the bum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25563398 And dutch do? Germans are philosophical,,, dont confuse them with humor! You must be kidding... In the last 100 years not any more. What a downer. Life is so dark, gothic almost... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35051383 Mexico 02/24/2013 05:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you live in Germany you should know why. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35061397 German men are either braindead alcoholics or wimpy fags, most of the women are materialistic, overweight psycho bitches with short hair, the educational system sucks, what used to be the best healthcare system in the world is now a shadow of its former self, all patriotism is surpressed, leftist-socialists rule, actual democracy doesn't exist, absolutely ridicolous rules and insane restrictions everywhere, taxes for every little aspect of life, high unemployment, lots of working poor and no matter how good your education is or how hard you work, without the right connections you can work your ass off for nothing. I could keep going but you catch my drift. The country, as a nation, has been in self destruct mode ever since the wall came down. Germans don't lighten up over humor, they lighten up when they get to leave this fucked up country. Look on the bright side, it could be a sunny day! You have a sun, dont you? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12546839 United Kingdom 02/24/2013 05:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i was working with this german guy and i said hey that bullshit about 6 million j's getting gassed is a crock, it was more like 2 hundred thousand and he said...... ARE YOU SAYING GERMANS ARE INEFFICIENT?! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20119379 Well lets face it, gassing them wouldnt have been efficient. |
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Face Palmer User ID: 35063844 Germany 02/24/2013 05:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most germans are fully brainwashed. Too much TV I guess. We have some cabaret artists that point out the political nonsense we have to put up with. (e.g. Dieter Nuhr for the german people here) Every time I listen to him, I get upset about what he comes up with, yet the audience is laughing. So we seem to have some kind of humour, its just not compatible with the rest of the world :) "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
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