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Invasion of the Penis Snatchers!!!!

 
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Invasion of the Penis Snatchers!!!!
LOL, I saw this in the 80's when I was a kid...it was a little skit between movies on the movie channel...



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lolwtf

I expected it to be Japanese from the title...
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I knew "they want our yobs" was conspiracy rhetoric!!

finally we know what they really came for.


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Ha! This reminded me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl scratches off the prize-cup and finds "your dick will be ripped off tonight..." He later realizes that by scratching the cup, he has entered a legally binding contract to have his dick ripped off.

Dr. Wongburger eventually rips Carl's dick off and uses it and many other dicks to make the Dickship, and subsequently crashes on take-off...
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^

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Sounds like a feminazi war party.
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Ha! This reminded me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl scratches off the prize-cup and finds "your dick will be ripped off tonight..." He later realizes that by scratching the cup, he has entered a legally binding contract to have his dick ripped off.

Dr. Wongburger eventually rips Carl's dick off and uses it and many other dicks to make the Dickship, and subsequently crashes on take-off...
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ME TOO LOL
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Guess what guys, it's Chevy truck month.
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Ha! This reminded me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl scratches off the prize-cup and finds "your dick will be ripped off tonight..." He later realizes that by scratching the cup, he has entered a legally binding contract to have his dick ripped off.

Dr. Wongburger eventually rips Carl's dick off and uses it and many other dicks to make the Dickship, and subsequently crashes on take-off...
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ME TOO LOL
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lmao...I was 12, I think when I saw this(penis snatcher)..middle of the day, a short in between movies...I remember looking around to see if any adults were near...I had never seen anything like that before..LOL

I think of that day once in a while and came across it and had to share...


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Ha! This reminded me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl scratches off the prize-cup and finds "your dick will be ripped off tonight..." He later realizes that by scratching the cup, he has entered a legally binding contract to have his dick ripped off.

Dr. Wongburger eventually rips Carl's dick off and uses it and many other dicks to make the Dickship, and subsequently crashes on take-off...
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That was an awesome episode. They had to blur every penis out, even the dickship and Wongburger.
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My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy.
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Attack of the Corndogs

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My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy.
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gasp chuckle
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Attack of the Corndogs

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I don't get it...lol sorry..is that a giant narwhal?
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My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy.
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cool story brah !!!
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I could see this as a porn movie too
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invasion of the penis snatchers?

women with penis envy? (oops..that encompasses 99.9% of U.S. women)
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Attack of the Corndogs

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I don't get it...lol sorry..is that a giant narwhal?
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I'm not sure exactly what the artist was thinking here. I bet if you cornered him he would claim it painted itself...

I know I wouldn't want to cross paths with that mofo.

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invasion of the penis snatchers?

women with penis envy? (oops..that encompasses 99.9% of U.S. women)
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Dude...no thanks...I do not want my every other thought to be focused on 'penis'...sex' penis' sex' rearrange the boys..sex..penis..rearrange...food...sex...food...sleep...

LOL you get the point..God love em, but no envy here...they are like someone else's kids..enjoy time with them and send them home... ;)

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I could see this as a porn movie too
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Now we need a good soundtrack.
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I could see this as a porn movie too
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Now we need a good soundtrack.
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Please pick something better than the usual cheesy, bong chica bong bong(best I could do) music they usually play..LOL
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Attack of the Corndogs

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16701148


I don't get it...lol sorry..is that a giant narwhal?
 Quoting: Abi ~


I'm not sure exactly what the artist was thinking here. I bet if you cornered him he would claim it painted itself...

I know I wouldn't want to cross paths with that mofo.

You?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16701148


hell no! freaky beast, that..;)
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I could see this as a porn movie too
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Now we need a good soundtrack.
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Please pick something better than the usual cheesy, bong chica bong bong(best I could do) music they usually play..LOL
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Hey...I know.

Daniel's Charlie!!

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I could see this as a porn movie too
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Now we need a good soundtrack.
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Please pick something better than the usual cheesy, bong chica bong bong(best I could do) music they usually play..LOL
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Hey...I know.

Daniel's Charlie!!


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It beats the alternative...:) never thought about that song in porn tho...LOL
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My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy.
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He's only 4, don't know if he will still believe in the wiener snatcher at 25.
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My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy.
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He's only 4, don't know if he will still believe in the wiener snatcher at 25.
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LOL, the things we tell our children...we sometimes never know how much it affects them later in life...happens to all of us..a ritual passed down thru time...;) I am sure the URGE/desire will over rule his fears..
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My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy.
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BWAHAHAHA

It's crazy how impressionable we are as kids. I grew up in the country, and our house was about 100 yards away from my grandparents house. I would always spend my afternoons there when I got out of school until my parents came home, so essentially it was home#2.
Anyways, I remember they had a Basketball goal, and I would spend hours shooting hoops every day. Not 20 feet away from the goal was a little shed with double doors that I was NOT allowed to go in.
I asked my granddad what was in there, and he told me "It's a well... it runs all the way from our house down to your house so we can always have water."

But me, being a little kid with no knowledge of irrigation, heard: "It's a WHALE. It stretches all the way from our house to your house, and lives in this underground tank."

I shit you not, it took me years to finally understand there was not a 300 foot fish underneath me. To this day, I won't go open that fucking shed door. :)
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My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy.
 Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow


BWAHAHAHA

It's crazy how impressionable we are as kids. I grew up in the country, and our house was about 100 yards away from my grandparents house. I would always spend my afternoons there when I got out of school until my parents came home, so essentially it was home#2.
Anyways, I remember they had a Basketball goal, and I would spend hours shooting hoops every day. Not 20 feet away from the goal was a little shed with double doors that I was NOT allowed to go in.
I asked my granddad what was in there, and he told me "It's a well... it runs all the way from our house down to your house so we can always have water."

But me, being a little kid with no knowledge of irrigation, heard: "It's a WHALE. It stretches all the way from our house to your house, and lives in this underground tank."

I shit you not, it took me years to finally understand there was not a 300 foot fish underneath me. To this day, I won't go open that fucking shed door. :)
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LOL..thank you for sharing that...
I remember hearing my brother talk about a reservoir up the road from us..
I had never seen this reservoir and in my child mind, I thought he was talking about a reservation..
an Indian reservation...
him and his buddies always talked about going there and I always wanted to go...to see the Indians, of course..
I was about 16 when I finally realized there was no reservation...lol..just a water reservoir...I was so upset.

silly, but, something sticks in your mind, the way you perceive it as a child and it is hard to break away from it..

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My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy.
 Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow


BWAHAHAHA

It's crazy how impressionable we are as kids. I grew up in the country, and our house was about 100 yards away from my grandparents house. I would always spend my afternoons there when I got out of school until my parents came home, so essentially it was home#2.
Anyways, I remember they had a Basketball goal, and I would spend hours shooting hoops every day. Not 20 feet away from the goal was a little shed with double doors that I was NOT allowed to go in.
I asked my granddad what was in there, and he told me "It's a well... it runs all the way from our house down to your house so we can always have water."

But me, being a little kid with no knowledge of irrigation, heard: "It's a WHALE. It stretches all the way from our house to your house, and lives in this underground tank."

I shit you not, it took me years to finally understand there was not a 300 foot fish underneath me. To this day, I won't go open that fucking shed door. :)
 Quoting: SteveWutabi


LOL..thank you for sharing that...
I remember hearing my brother talk about a reservoir up the road from us..
I had never seen this reservoir and in my child mind, I thought he was talking about a reservation..
an Indian reservation...
him and his buddies always talked about going there and I always wanted to go...to see the Indians, of course..
I was about 16 when I finally realized there was no reservation...lol..just a water reservoir...I was so upset.

silly, but, something sticks in your mind, the way you perceive it as a child and it is hard to break away from it..

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My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy.
 Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow


BWAHAHAHA

It's crazy how impressionable we are as kids. I grew up in the country, and our house was about 100 yards away from my grandparents house. I would always spend my afternoons there when I got out of school until my parents came home, so essentially it was home#2.
Anyways, I remember they had a Basketball goal, and I would spend hours shooting hoops every day. Not 20 feet away from the goal was a little shed with double doors that I was NOT allowed to go in.
I asked my granddad what was in there, and he told me "It's a well... it runs all the way from our house down to your house so we can always have water."

But me, being a little kid with no knowledge of irrigation, heard: "It's a WHALE. It stretches all the way from our house to your house, and lives in this underground tank."

I shit you not, it took me years to finally understand there was not a 300 foot fish underneath me. To this day, I won't go open that fucking shed door. :)
 Quoting: SteveWutabi


LOL..thank you for sharing that...
I remember hearing my brother talk about a reservoir up the road from us..
I had never seen this reservoir and in my child mind, I thought he was talking about a reservation..
an Indian reservation...
him and his buddies always talked about going there and I always wanted to go...to see the Indians, of course..
I was about 16 when I finally realized there was no reservation...lol..just a water reservoir...I was so upset.

silly, but, something sticks in your mind, the way you perceive it as a child and it is hard to break away from it..

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Megan Fox is one...don't let her catch you
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Megan Fox is a penis snatcher? Lol..that's a good one.
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