Invasion of the Penis Snatchers!!!! | |
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COINTELPRO Agent User ID: 31620383 United States 02/24/2013 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ha! This reminded me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl scratches off the prize-cup and finds "your dick will be ripped off tonight..." He later realizes that by scratching the cup, he has entered a legally binding contract to have his dick ripped off. Dr. Wongburger eventually rips Carl's dick off and uses it and many other dicks to make the Dickship, and subsequently crashes on take-off... Expose, disrupt, misdirect, discredit, or otherwise neutralize... |
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AtsuiPanda User ID: 16510251 United States 02/24/2013 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ha! This reminded me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl scratches off the prize-cup and finds "your dick will be ripped off tonight..." He later realizes that by scratching the cup, he has entered a legally binding contract to have his dick ripped off. Quoting: COINTELPRO Agent Dr. Wongburger eventually rips Carl's dick off and uses it and many other dicks to make the Dickship, and subsequently crashes on take-off... ME TOO LOL :/sdfhasdfshasd/: Those who live by the sword die by the sword, those who don't live by the sword are subject to those who do. |
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Abi ~ (OP) User ID: 25045778 United States 02/26/2013 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ha! This reminded me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl scratches off the prize-cup and finds "your dick will be ripped off tonight..." He later realizes that by scratching the cup, he has entered a legally binding contract to have his dick ripped off. Quoting: COINTELPRO Agent Dr. Wongburger eventually rips Carl's dick off and uses it and many other dicks to make the Dickship, and subsequently crashes on take-off... ME TOO LOL lmao...I was 12, I think when I saw this(penis snatcher)..middle of the day, a short in between movies...I remember looking around to see if any adults were near...I had never seen anything like that before..LOL I think of that day once in a while and came across it and had to share... Last Edited by Abi ~ on 02/26/2013 02:06 AM You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
KungPowMeowMeow User ID: 27358318 United States 02/26/2013 01:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ha! This reminded me of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl scratches off the prize-cup and finds "your dick will be ripped off tonight..." He later realizes that by scratching the cup, he has entered a legally binding contract to have his dick ripped off. Quoting: COINTELPRO Agent Dr. Wongburger eventually rips Carl's dick off and uses it and many other dicks to make the Dickship, and subsequently crashes on take-off... That was an awesome episode. They had to blur every penis out, even the dickship and Wongburger. "Fortune, honour, beauty, youth are but blossoms dying. Wanton pleasures, doting love are but shadows flying." ---Thomas Campion |
KungPowMeowMeow User ID: 27358318 United States 02/26/2013 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Fortune, honour, beauty, youth are but blossoms dying. Wanton pleasures, doting love are but shadows flying." ---Thomas Campion |
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Abi ~ (OP) User ID: 25045778 United States 02/26/2013 02:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy. Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35174616 United States 02/26/2013 02:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy. Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow cool story brah !!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16701148 United States 02/26/2013 02:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Abi ~ I'm not sure exactly what the artist was thinking here. I bet if you cornered him he would claim it painted itself... I know I wouldn't want to cross paths with that mofo. You? [link to static.neatorama.com] |
Abi ~ (OP) User ID: 25045778 United States 02/26/2013 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | invasion of the penis snatchers? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19932676 women with penis envy? (oops..that encompasses 99.9% of U.S. women) Dude...no thanks...I do not want my every other thought to be focused on 'penis'...sex' penis' sex' rearrange the boys..sex..penis..rearrange...food...sex...food...sleep... LOL you get the point..God love em, but no envy here...they are like someone else's kids..enjoy time with them and send them home... ;) You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
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Abi ~ (OP) User ID: 25045778 United States 02/26/2013 02:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please pick something better than the usual cheesy, bong chica bong bong(best I could do) music they usually play..LOL You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
Abi ~ (OP) User ID: 25045778 United States 02/26/2013 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Abi ~ I'm not sure exactly what the artist was thinking here. I bet if you cornered him he would claim it painted itself... I know I wouldn't want to cross paths with that mofo. You? [link to static.neatorama.com] hell no! freaky beast, that..;) You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
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Abi ~ (OP) User ID: 25045778 United States 02/26/2013 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please pick something better than the usual cheesy, bong chica bong bong(best I could do) music they usually play..LOL Hey...I know. Daniel's Charlie!! It beats the alternative...:) never thought about that song in porn tho...LOL You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34963435 United States 02/26/2013 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy. Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow He's only 4, don't know if he will still believe in the wiener snatcher at 25. |
Abi ~ (OP) User ID: 25045778 United States 02/26/2013 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy. Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow He's only 4, don't know if he will still believe in the wiener snatcher at 25. LOL, the things we tell our children...we sometimes never know how much it affects them later in life...happens to all of us..a ritual passed down thru time...;) I am sure the URGE/desire will over rule his fears.. You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
SteveWutabi User ID: 1210803 United States 04/20/2013 08:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy. Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow BWAHAHAHA It's crazy how impressionable we are as kids. I grew up in the country, and our house was about 100 yards away from my grandparents house. I would always spend my afternoons there when I got out of school until my parents came home, so essentially it was home#2. Anyways, I remember they had a Basketball goal, and I would spend hours shooting hoops every day. Not 20 feet away from the goal was a little shed with double doors that I was NOT allowed to go in. I asked my granddad what was in there, and he told me "It's a well... it runs all the way from our house down to your house so we can always have water." But me, being a little kid with no knowledge of irrigation, heard: "It's a WHALE. It stretches all the way from our house to your house, and lives in this underground tank." I shit you not, it took me years to finally understand there was not a 300 foot fish underneath me. To this day, I won't go open that fucking shed door. :) |
Abi ~ (OP) User ID: 25045778 United States 05/03/2013 09:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy. Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow BWAHAHAHA It's crazy how impressionable we are as kids. I grew up in the country, and our house was about 100 yards away from my grandparents house. I would always spend my afternoons there when I got out of school until my parents came home, so essentially it was home#2. Anyways, I remember they had a Basketball goal, and I would spend hours shooting hoops every day. Not 20 feet away from the goal was a little shed with double doors that I was NOT allowed to go in. I asked my granddad what was in there, and he told me "It's a well... it runs all the way from our house down to your house so we can always have water." But me, being a little kid with no knowledge of irrigation, heard: "It's a WHALE. It stretches all the way from our house to your house, and lives in this underground tank." I shit you not, it took me years to finally understand there was not a 300 foot fish underneath me. To this day, I won't go open that fucking shed door. :) LOL..thank you for sharing that... I remember hearing my brother talk about a reservoir up the road from us.. I had never seen this reservoir and in my child mind, I thought he was talking about a reservation.. an Indian reservation... him and his buddies always talked about going there and I always wanted to go...to see the Indians, of course.. I was about 16 when I finally realized there was no reservation...lol..just a water reservoir...I was so upset. silly, but, something sticks in your mind, the way you perceive it as a child and it is hard to break away from it.. You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30867238 United States 05/06/2013 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy. Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow BWAHAHAHA It's crazy how impressionable we are as kids. I grew up in the country, and our house was about 100 yards away from my grandparents house. I would always spend my afternoons there when I got out of school until my parents came home, so essentially it was home#2. Anyways, I remember they had a Basketball goal, and I would spend hours shooting hoops every day. Not 20 feet away from the goal was a little shed with double doors that I was NOT allowed to go in. I asked my granddad what was in there, and he told me "It's a well... it runs all the way from our house down to your house so we can always have water." But me, being a little kid with no knowledge of irrigation, heard: "It's a WHALE. It stretches all the way from our house to your house, and lives in this underground tank." I shit you not, it took me years to finally understand there was not a 300 foot fish underneath me. To this day, I won't go open that fucking shed door. :) LOL..thank you for sharing that... I remember hearing my brother talk about a reservoir up the road from us.. I had never seen this reservoir and in my child mind, I thought he was talking about a reservation.. an Indian reservation... him and his buddies always talked about going there and I always wanted to go...to see the Indians, of course.. I was about 16 when I finally realized there was no reservation...lol..just a water reservoir...I was so upset. silly, but, something sticks in your mind, the way you perceive it as a child and it is hard to break away from it.. Megan Fox is one...don't let her catch you |
Abi ~ (OP) User ID: 25045778 United States 05/06/2013 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sis had a problem with her son when he was about 2, he kept pulling his pants down in public and playing with his penis all the time. Daddy finally told him that if he kept doing that the Weiner Snatcher would get it-that's why Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Two years later he will still grab his crotch if you mention the weiner snatcher. They'll never get any grandchildren out of him without years of therapy. Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow BWAHAHAHA It's crazy how impressionable we are as kids. I grew up in the country, and our house was about 100 yards away from my grandparents house. I would always spend my afternoons there when I got out of school until my parents came home, so essentially it was home#2. Anyways, I remember they had a Basketball goal, and I would spend hours shooting hoops every day. Not 20 feet away from the goal was a little shed with double doors that I was NOT allowed to go in. I asked my granddad what was in there, and he told me "It's a well... it runs all the way from our house down to your house so we can always have water." But me, being a little kid with no knowledge of irrigation, heard: "It's a WHALE. It stretches all the way from our house to your house, and lives in this underground tank." I shit you not, it took me years to finally understand there was not a 300 foot fish underneath me. To this day, I won't go open that fucking shed door. :) LOL..thank you for sharing that... I remember hearing my brother talk about a reservoir up the road from us.. I had never seen this reservoir and in my child mind, I thought he was talking about a reservation.. an Indian reservation... him and his buddies always talked about going there and I always wanted to go...to see the Indians, of course.. I was about 16 when I finally realized there was no reservation...lol..just a water reservoir...I was so upset. silly, but, something sticks in your mind, the way you perceive it as a child and it is hard to break away from it.. Megan Fox is one...don't let her catch you Megan Fox is a penis snatcher? Lol..that's a good one. You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |