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How do I immigrate to South Africa ?

 
WannabeSaffa
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02/24/2013 10:41 PM
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How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
I have always dreamed of living in south africa.
I just love the natural beauty, the accent is cool and their economy is growing.

So tell me how do I get there.
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02/24/2013 10:43 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
Good lord ! That place has one of the highest crime and murder rates in the world !
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02/24/2013 10:44 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
I'd imagine that you could hire a Somali pirate to drop you off for a couple grand.
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02/24/2013 10:44 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
You want to go where to be safe?!?
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
I have always dreamed of living in south africa.
I just love the natural beauty, the accent is cool and their economy is growing.

So tell me how do I get there.
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contact the South African embassy.
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
You want to go where to be safe?!?
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Basically I want to live an exciting life
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
Good lord ! That place has one of the highest crime and murder rates in the world !
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And that's coming soon to America.
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
Good lord ! That place has one of the highest crime and murder rates in the world !
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And that's coming soon to America.
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Not where I live!
In vino veritas
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02/24/2013 11:03 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
Crawl into a custom built server or tv and send it to the recycling dump

you will be put in a shipping container & shipped to Africa

thats as far as i can get ya.

If you Google why western countries do this & the laws pertaining to waste accepted abroad, you could probably identify a way direct to s.a.

Also, Ukrainians are always in the know.
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02/24/2013 11:06 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
emigrate
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
I have always dreamed of living in south africa.
I just love the natural beauty, the accent is cool and their economy is growing.

So tell me how do I get there.
 Quoting: WannabeSaffa 31451172


No offense but are you white? If so, now is not the time to go. I just left there a few years ago and it is much worse now. For an american it is not good at all.

Last Edited by A Friend on 02/24/2013 11:08 PM
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02/24/2013 11:09 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
They're some crazy mofos over there...they'll chop your head off after their done with you....
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02/24/2013 11:13 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
Op ain't too bright. YOU don't go nowhere,Op. There' s nowhere to run or hide. Grow some balls, time to fight it out. You either live or die.No more running away.
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02/24/2013 11:15 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
I have always dreamed of living in south africa.
I just love the natural beauty, the accent is cool and their economy is growing.

So tell me how do I get there.
 Quoting: WannabeSaffa 31451172


No offense but are you white? If so, now is not the time to go. I just left there a few years ago and it is much worse now. For an american it is not good at all.
 Quoting: A Friend


I'm Asian.

Is there really a lot of racism against whites and non blacks in general ? I don't know the government seems to do a great job of advertising the country as a rainbow paradise nation.
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02/24/2013 11:20 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
Op ain't too bright. YOU don't go nowhere,Op. There' s nowhere to run or hide. Grow some balls, time to fight it out. You either live or die.No more running away.
 Quoting: hawk8414


Who should I fight ? Who's the enemy ? What have you really done to fight this battle so far except posting on GP
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02/24/2013 11:21 PM

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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?

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I'm Asian.

Is there really a lot of racism against whites and non blacks in general ? I don't know the government seems to do a great job of advertising the country as a rainbow paradise nation.
 Quoting: A Friend


Good God yes there is a lot of racism. And it's not the it's-harder-to-get-promoted-at-work kind, it's the murder-you-because-you're-the-wrong-color kind.

Murder, crimes, rape...And car jackings. Oh my are there car jackings.

Anyway, don't take my word for it on the violence thing, check out this link. Genocidewatch.org has been shooting up red flags about South Africa for a while:

[link to www.genocidewatch.org]
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
I have always dreamed of living in south africa.
I just love the natural beauty, the accent is cool and their economy is growing.

So tell me how do I get there.
 Quoting: WannabeSaffa 31451172


No offense but are you white? If so, now is not the time to go. I just left there a few years ago and it is much worse now. For an american it is not good at all.
 Quoting: A Friend


I'm Asian.

Is there really a lot of racism against whites and non blacks in general ? I don't know the government seems to do a great job of advertising the country as a rainbow paradise nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31451172


Oh my gosh... I can't even begin to tell you... There is a concerted effort to take all farms away from all white farmers. They are taking them by force even though these farms were brought legally under the new government and have nothing to do with the old apartheid regime.

Those white people who do not own farms and own other businesses now must give black people 50% of their businesses for nothing.

There is a guy Malema who is causing total chaos and calling for all whites to be killed. This was a few years ago and it is only getting worse.

Oh yes and can't forget the robberies and car jackings!!!

Talk to people in Australia or New Zealand if you want that kind of atmosphere. Heck try Hawaii!

Last Edited by A Friend on 02/24/2013 11:26 PM
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. -Albert Camus

My 3 new books with some art and photography being original works, enjoy... [link to www.slideshare.net]

fnecsm
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?

 Quoting: WannabeSaffa 31451172

I'm Asian.

Is there really a lot of racism against whites and non blacks in general ? I don't know the government seems to do a great job of advertising the country as a rainbow paradise nation.
 Quoting: A Friend


Good God yes there is a lot of racism. And it's not the it's-harder-to-get-promoted-at-work kind, it's the murder-you-because-you're-the-wrong-color kind.

Murder, crimes, rape...And car jackings. Oh my are there car jackings.

Anyway, don't take my word for it on the violence thing, check out this link. Genocidewatch.org has been shooting up red flags about South Africa for a while:

[link to www.genocidewatch.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31451172



WOW wtf

i guess i might look into chile then or commit suicide perhaps which seems like the best option
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02/24/2013 11:29 PM

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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?

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I'm Asian.

Is there really a lot of racism against whites and non blacks in general ? I don't know the government seems to do a great job of advertising the country as a rainbow paradise nation.
 Quoting: A Friend


Good God yes there is a lot of racism. And it's not the it's-harder-to-get-promoted-at-work kind, it's the murder-you-because-you're-the-wrong-color kind.

Murder, crimes, rape...And car jackings. Oh my are there car jackings.

Anyway, don't take my word for it on the violence thing, check out this link. Genocidewatch.org has been shooting up red flags about South Africa for a while:

[link to www.genocidewatch.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31451172



WOW wtf

i guess i might look into chile then or commit suicide perhaps which seems like the best option
 Quoting: KonspiracyKitty


Don't commit suicide. -_-

There are many beautiful and safe places to live. South Africa is just a little dangerous right now.

One country I like is Paraguay in South America.
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02/24/2013 11:30 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?

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I'm Asian.

Is there really a lot of racism against whites and non blacks in general ? I don't know the government seems to do a great job of advertising the country as a rainbow paradise nation.
 Quoting: A Friend


Good God yes there is a lot of racism. And it's not the it's-harder-to-get-promoted-at-work kind, it's the murder-you-because-you're-the-wrong-color kind.

Murder, crimes, rape...And car jackings. Oh my are there car jackings.

Anyway, don't take my word for it on the violence thing, check out this link. Genocidewatch.org has been shooting up red flags about South Africa for a while:

[link to www.genocidewatch.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31451172



WOW wtf

i guess i might look into chile then or commit suicide perhaps which seems like the best option
 Quoting: KonspiracyKitty


Ecuador and Panama are supposed to be pretty nice. Panama has nice people, great hospitals/medical, low prices, and uses the U.S. Dollar as their currency. They have good food, and a lot of natural resources and beauty. It's pretty easy to emigrate there, too.
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02/24/2013 11:32 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
I have always dreamed of living in south africa.
I just love the natural beauty, the accent is cool and their economy is growing.

So tell me how do I get there.
 Quoting: WannabeSaffa 31451172


No offense but are you white? If so, now is not the time to go. I just left there a few years ago and it is much worse now. For an american it is not good at all.
 Quoting: A Friend


I'm Asian.

Is there really a lot of racism against whites and non blacks in general ? I don't know the government seems to do a great job of advertising the country as a rainbow paradise nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31451172


Oh my gosh... I can't even begin to tell you... There is a concerted effort to take all farms away from all white farmers. They are taking them by force even though these farms were brought legally under the new government and have nothing to do with the old apartheid regime.

Those white people who do not own farms and own other businesses now must give black people 50% of their businesses for nothing.

There is a guy Malema who is causing total chaos and calling for all whites to be killed. This was a few years ago and it is only getting worse.

Talk to people in Australia or New Zealand if you want that kind of atmosphere. Heck try Hawaii!
 Quoting: A Friend


That's the kind of reactionary shit that's fucking up the the world. We always try to correct one wrong with another wrong that is just as extreme. Which explains whats happening in South Africa or even here in the states. To correct an authoritarian Bush's fuckups we need to bring in a freeloading socialist hippie like Obama.
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4 years of Obama seems like eternity...I just can't handle it any more. My business has suffered greatly because of this fascist and I can't take the stress any more !
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
I have always dreamed of living in south africa.
I just love the natural beauty, the accent is cool and their economy is growing.

So tell me how do I get there.
 Quoting: WannabeSaffa 31451172


No offense but are you white? If so, now is not the time to go. I just left there a few years ago and it is much worse now. For an american it is not good at all.
 Quoting: A Friend


I'm Asian.

Is there really a lot of racism against whites and non blacks in general ? I don't know the government seems to do a great job of advertising the country as a rainbow paradise nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31451172


Since you are Asian...why not go to China or Japan.....you have less of a chance of getting killed in those places;)
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
First up: you want to emigrate.
Second - SA is a shithole.
People there have flamethrowers on their cars.
google it
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02/24/2013 11:36 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
By all means go there and elevate the IQ of both countries
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02/24/2013 11:39 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
WOW wtf

i guess i might look into chile then or commit suicide perhaps which seems like the best option
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31451172


You really hate America that much? OK.

Well, how about moving to Asia? You'd fit right in there.
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02/24/2013 11:41 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
Australia is full.
So fuck off, and when you get there- fuck off somewhere else.
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
You want to go where to be safe?!?
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Basically I want to live an exciting life
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Beautiful country, and as for exciting .... No doubt
Vision Thing

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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
Since you are Asian...why not go to China or Japan.....you have less of a chance of getting killed in those places;)
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Unless he's Korean.

(correct me if I'm wrong)

Last Edited by Vision Thing on 02/24/2013 11:43 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
Australia is full.
So fuck off, and when you get there- fuck off somewhere else.
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But do you need any more white people there?
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02/24/2013 11:47 PM
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Re: How do I immigrate to South Africa ?
We have all sorts here mate- whiteys, rice wogs, plain wogs.

What we don't need are any more yanks running from a problem that they made for themselves

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