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Fatwa banning muslim women from touching bananas and other penis shaped foods

 
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02/25/2013 11:13 AM
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Fatwa banning muslim women from touching bananas and other penis shaped foods
I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

[link to nydailynews.com]
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02/25/2013 11:15 AM
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Well damn now I will never get to see my fantasy “ a woman totally covered head to toe touching a banana “ Why god WHY?
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02/25/2013 11:23 AM
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Well damn now I will never get to see my fantasy “ a woman totally covered head to toe touching a banana “ Why god WHY?
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laugh
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02/25/2013 11:28 AM
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Someone please pin this.
The world has to know how retrograde they are ffs!
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:PNonono:
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02/25/2013 11:31 AM
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Google "Muslim Banana" - Lulz to be had!
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02/25/2013 11:38 AM
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Google "Muslim Banana" - Lulz to be had!
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Google images hahahahaha!!!
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02/25/2013 11:52 AM
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As much as I try to find something noble and worth respecting in islam... this kind of stupid shit just ruins it.
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02/25/2013 12:01 PM
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02/25/2013 12:01 PM
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Google "Muslim Banana" - Lulz to be had!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34379378


Google images hahahahaha!!!
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I got this:

[link to www.naijapals.com]


Shows what they're afraid of, I guess...
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02/25/2013 12:08 PM
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Google "Muslim Banana" - Lulz to be had!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34379378


Google images hahahahaha!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1505809


I got this:

[link to www.naijapals.com]


Shows what they're afraid of, I guess...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


Wow! Looks yummy.
Zombietard

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02/25/2013 12:19 PM
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What about this south american fruit???
[link to sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net]
Is called "brazilian passion fruit"
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What about this south american fruit???
[link to sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net]
Is called "brazilian passion fruit"
 Quoting: Zombietard


Omg!!! lmao
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

[link to nydailynews.com]
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02/25/2013 12:29 PM
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banana banana banana banana
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As much as I try to find something noble and worth respecting in islam... this kind of stupid shit just ruins it.
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islam is great for men. i always am in command of my wife and her sisters. they will listen to all i say. what is to love not for this?
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02/25/2013 12:31 PM
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

[link to nydailynews.com]
 Quoting: Lol 1505809


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What about this south american fruit???
[link to sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net]
Is called "brazilian passion fruit"
 Quoting: Zombietard


Oh shit... Fat bitches... There is hope for you all....
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02/25/2013 12:35 PM

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Hahaha.

But there are thousands of Fatwa's that never really followed up on, and I am sure this will be one of them.

Hilarious though.
Biggun
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02/25/2013 12:40 PM
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No watermelon touching either!
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02/25/2013 12:42 PM

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LOL

I think they should ban anything long and round - broom handles, vacuum cleaner hoses, garden hoses, most tools, cooking spoons. Then she can just sit on the sofa all day, relaxing and avoiding all those penis shaped items. Sweet.

"I'm home. What's for dinner?"

"I was going to make you a delicious lamb stew, but the knife handle and the mixing spoon are penis shaped. Sorry. You'll have to do it."
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02/25/2013 12:43 PM
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No watermelon touching either!
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damn another fantasy gone!!!!!!!
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02/25/2013 12:52 PM
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Over a year old and been around....
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02/25/2013 12:55 PM

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bananabomb
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02/25/2013 12:55 PM

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Somemuslim are so imbecile and stupid.

This is pathetic of human being.

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02/25/2013 12:56 PM

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Paint your penis.
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02/25/2013 01:01 PM
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Aaaaah...Religion! God is one sorry sonofabitch. All the power in the universe to put it right, yet he leaves it to man.
I'm sorry, but believing in god is stupid. Any god...
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LOL Good one
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

[link to nydailynews.com]
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If this is true then it sounds like the Fatwa has a perverted mind, he must see sex everywhere.
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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If this is true then it sounds like the Fatwa has a perverted mind, he must see sex everywhere.
 Quoting: Artlicious


Meanwhile he gets to eat all the donuts he wants.. lol
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