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Fatwa banning muslim women from touching bananas and other penis shaped foods

 
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More evidence the nation of Islam is a bunch of low IQ nutjobs.
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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If this is true then it sounds like the Fatwa has a perverted mind, he must see sex everywhere.
 Quoting: Artlicious


muslim men and are among the most sexually backward on the planet.

"From The Kuwait Times comes yet another admission that male-dominant, woman-oppressing Islam is largely about taking care of men's genitals. One must wonder what all that faith is doing for Muslim men, if they cannot even control their sexual urges.

"Saudi muftis said it was not forbidden to own a sex slave."

in 2013, muslims are still debating whether "slavery" is ok or not? to their religious leaders, yea sure own a sex slave or two.
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my cock's not shaped like a banana.

tho e sweet persian girls can touch to their heart's delight!! hf
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

[link to nydailynews.com]
 Quoting: Lol 1505809


If this is true then it sounds like the Fatwa has a perverted mind, he must see sex everywhere.
 Quoting: Artlicious


muslim men and are among the most sexually backward on the planet.

"From The Kuwait Times comes yet another admission that male-dominant, woman-oppressing Islam is largely about taking care of men's genitals. One must wonder what all that faith is doing for Muslim men, if they cannot even control their sexual urges.

"Saudi muftis said it was not forbidden to own a sex slave."

in 2013, muslims are still debating whether "slavery" is ok or not? to their religious leaders, yea sure own a sex slave or two.
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True. The more you forbid something, the more desirable it becomes.
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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 Quoting: Lol 1505809


If this is true then it sounds like the Fatwa has a perverted mind, he must see sex everywhere.
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Damn these fake moslem wahabbies moftis have screwed Islam big time. making un-islamic fatwas is stupid and playing with it. These ignorant buffoons do not know the nreal meaning of fatwas themselves. These crypto-jew fake arabs need to be wiped out.
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I guess this means muslim men have crescent shaped privates.
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As much as I try to find something noble and worth respecting in islam... this kind of stupid shit just ruins it.
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islam is great for men. i always am in command of my wife and her sisters. they will listen to all i say. what is to love not for this?
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I know I keep saying some woman needs to come out with a religion and make things all good for women. Maybe I will do it.
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

[link to nydailynews.com]
 Quoting: Lol 1505809


If this is true then it sounds like the Fatwa has a perverted mind, he must see sex everywhere.
 Quoting: Artlicious


muslim men and are among the most sexually backward on the planet.

"From The Kuwait Times comes yet another admission that male-dominant, woman-oppressing Islam is largely about taking care of men's genitals. One must wonder what all that faith is doing for Muslim men, if they cannot even control their sexual urges.

"Saudi muftis said it was not forbidden to own a sex slave."

in 2013, muslims are still debating whether "slavery" is ok or not? to their religious leaders, yea sure own a sex slave or two.
 Quoting: davvi


True. The more you forbid something, the more desirable it becomes.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


i have always marveled at how muslim men will hold hands in public without a care, yet touching a woman in such away is BAD. having sex with little boys, no problem in their society and yet unmarried sex with a female is wrong and could lead to her death?

why are they so concerned with a woman's virtue if once they do marry her they beat the crap out of their wives anyway? makes no sense to me and is a total contradiction.
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If this is true then it sounds like the Fatwa has a perverted mind, he must see sex everywhere.
 Quoting: Artlicious


muslim men and are among the most sexually backward on the planet.

"From The Kuwait Times comes yet another admission that male-dominant, woman-oppressing Islam is largely about taking care of men's genitals. One must wonder what all that faith is doing for Muslim men, if they cannot even control their sexual urges.

"Saudi muftis said it was not forbidden to own a sex slave."

in 2013, muslims are still debating whether "slavery" is ok or not? to their religious leaders, yea sure own a sex slave or two.
 Quoting: davvi


True. The more you forbid something, the more desirable it becomes.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


i have always marveled at how muslim men will hold hands in public without a care, yet touching a woman in such away is BAD. having sex with little boys, no problem in their society and yet unmarried sex with a female is wrong and could lead to her death?

why are they so concerned with a woman's virtue if once they do marry her they beat the crap out of their wives anyway? makes no sense to me and is a total contradiction.
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Islam is an openly gay religion. Islamic males hate women.
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I suppose Gear Oil is next

Or 20/50 engine oil
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Well damn now I will never get to see my fantasy “ a woman totally covered head to toe touching a banana “ Why god WHY?
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I know your feels. I'll never get to see my fantasy of touching a banana covered head to toe in the Middle East. It's a sad world.
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What about licking and sucking?
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Then I guess this is definitely out:

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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

[link to nydailynews.com]
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It's from 2/11/2011... Timely find....
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Well damn now I will never get to see my fantasy “ a woman totally covered head to toe touching a banana “ Why god WHY?
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howcome the people from the stoneage always happen to be the law in the muslim world?

is there no evolution with them?
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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It's a wonder that those people procreate.
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This is fake
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Is there something in the water on this entire planet?

How idiotic are humans becoming

maybe the aliens have landed and they are trying to kill humans off

through idiot drugs

This proves it!
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This is fake
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I really hope so
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muslim men and are among the most sexually backward on the planet.

"From The Kuwait Times comes yet another admission that male-dominant, woman-oppressing Islam is largely about taking care of men's genitals. One must wonder what all that faith is doing for Muslim men, if they cannot even control their sexual urges.

"Saudi muftis said it was not forbidden to own a sex slave."

in 2013, muslims are still debating whether "slavery" is ok or not? to their religious leaders, yea sure own a sex slave or two.
 Quoting: davvi


True. The more you forbid something, the more desirable it becomes.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


i have always marveled at how muslim men will hold hands in public without a care, yet touching a woman in such away is BAD. having sex with little boys, no problem in their society and yet unmarried sex with a female is wrong and could lead to her death?

why are they so concerned with a woman's virtue if once they do marry her they beat the crap out of their wives anyway? makes no sense to me and is a total contradiction.
 Quoting: davvi


Islam is an openly gay religion. Islamic males hate women.
 Quoting: Lips Of Lucifer


i agree. they need women to procreate more little muzz, but i do think most of the are asexual and do not care if what they have sex with male, female or .....
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Google "Muslim Banana" - Lulz to be had!
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Here you go.


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"Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and those ripples build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance."
Senator Robert F. Kennedy, June 6 1966 (South Africa address)
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More evidence the nation of Islam is a bunch of low IQ nutjobs.
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triple this
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Might be time to break out the Phallus Phinder 9600 again:

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Aaaaah...Religion! God is one sorry sonofabitch. All the power in the universe to put it right, yet he leaves it to man.
I'm sorry, but believing in god is stupid. Any god...
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^this^