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Fatwa banning muslim women from touching bananas and other penis shaped foods

 
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Don't forget the fatwa on tomatoes. Inside every piece of the infidel vegetation is the sign of the cross.
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So,

do the woman get stoned or beheaded for touching a banana in islam
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Does this apply to small needles and pins as well?
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Stop banning my favorite porn you allah shnackbars!
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This is fake
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I really hope so
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Uh No it is not fake, actually it's a few months old, Saudi Moral police/clerk (when they aren't raping and torturing their five year old daughters and getting only a fine, of Very recent, Saudi)

Anyhoo, yes Saudi womb haters decided that bananas were off limits...to females who forced married, aka legal sanctioned RAPE, don't get off on fucking those nasty men and the males insecure as they are,

Are paranoid even of a banana having a better chance at love.

And it's not just Saudi, I believe it was Indonesia or Malaysia that also passed an anti motorcycle law too, females must ride on a motorbike side ways because they may get turned on with their no genitals (FGMs)

Yes the extent of the stupidity of Islam never ceases to amaze me.
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This is fake
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I really hope so
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Uh No it is not fake, actually it's a few months old, Saudi Moral police/clerk (when they aren't raping and torturing their five year old daughters and getting only a fine, of Very recent, Saudi)

Anyhoo, yes Saudi womb haters decided that bananas were off limits...to females who forced married, aka legal sanctioned RAPE, don't get off on fucking those nasty men and the males insecure as they are,

Are paranoid even of a banana having a better chance at love.

And it's not just Saudi, I believe it was Indonesia or Malaysia that also passed an anti motorcycle law too, females must ride on a motorbike side ways because they may get turned on with their no genitals (FGMs)

Yes the extent of the stupidity of Islam never ceases to amaze me.
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I can totally understand

were a women in this society might like the banana better.

Makes total sense to me...
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This is fake
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I really hope so
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Uh No it is not fake, actually it's a few months old, Saudi Moral police/clerk (when they aren't raping and torturing their five year old daughters and getting only a fine, of Very recent, Saudi)

Anyhoo, yes Saudi womb haters decided that bananas were off limits...to females who forced married, aka legal sanctioned RAPE, don't get off on fucking those nasty men and the males insecure as they are,

Are paranoid even of a banana having a better chance at love.

And it's not just Saudi, I believe it was Indonesia or Malaysia that also passed an anti motorcycle law too, females must ride on a motorbike side ways because they may get turned on with their no genitals (FGMs)

Yes the extent of the stupidity of Islam never ceases to amaze me.
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its a viral email thats unconfirmed on its source and not taken seriously...calm down
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Islam

A society were bananas and cucumbers compete for a woman's love...
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LOL

I think they should ban anything long and round - broom handles, vacuum cleaner hoses, garden hoses, most tools, cooking spoons. Then she can just sit on the sofa all day, relaxing and avoiding all those penis shaped items. Sweet.

"I'm home. What's for dinner?"

"I was going to make you a delicious lamb stew, but the knife handle and the mixing spoon are penis shaped. Sorry. You'll have to do it."
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Sounds reasonable
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This is fake
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I really hope so
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Uh No it is not fake, actually it's a few months old, Saudi Moral police/clerk (when they aren't raping and torturing their five year old daughters and getting only a fine, of Very recent, Saudi)

Anyhoo, yes Saudi womb haters decided that bananas were off limits...to females who forced married, aka legal sanctioned RAPE, don't get off on fucking those nasty men and the males insecure as they are,

Are paranoid even of a banana having a better chance at love.

And it's not just Saudi, I believe it was Indonesia or Malaysia that also passed an anti motorcycle law too, females must ride on a motorbike side ways because they may get turned on with their no genitals (FGMs)

Yes the extent of the stupidity of Islam never ceases to amaze me.
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its a viral email thats unconfirmed on its source and not taken seriously...calm down
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27037689


One Don't ever tell a woman regarding HUMAN RIGHTS for women to calm down.

two, whether it's true or not, it was reported in Several newspapers last month, and in light of numerous other Insane laws in Saudi as well as other Neandrathal theocratic despot nations it would not be surprising in the least. we can laugh about the ludicrous of it here but in these nations Every thing a woman does, is monitored by fascist womb hating moral police and the Penalties for violating even the most basic of things is NOT ANY LAUGHING MATTER.

The latest push in Saudi by clerics is forcing INFANTS to wear veils as they are tempting to PEDO men...that isn't an email virus, it was all over the news outlets just weeks ago after the story of the five year old child girl was released.

Now, it's Infants, because a female infant is to blame for a pedowanks wanting to rape children??? yea don't tell me to pipe down

That five year old girl was raped repeatedly and had her rectum burned so that cleric piece of shit could get off on his Sadism AND it was protected by the laws so,

No, I wouldn't be a bit surprised about the banana ban. these bastards are sick, and it's time the world says NO MORE.
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and this is all a result of circumcision gone on for centuries, unquestioned.
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I really hope so
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Uh No it is not fake, actually it's a few months old, Saudi Moral police/clerk (when they aren't raping and torturing their five year old daughters and getting only a fine, of Very recent, Saudi)

Anyhoo, yes Saudi womb haters decided that bananas were off limits...to females who forced married, aka legal sanctioned RAPE, don't get off on fucking those nasty men and the males insecure as they are,

Are paranoid even of a banana having a better chance at love.

And it's not just Saudi, I believe it was Indonesia or Malaysia that also passed an anti motorcycle law too, females must ride on a motorbike side ways because they may get turned on with their no genitals (FGMs)

Yes the extent of the stupidity of Islam never ceases to amaze me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34039057


its a viral email thats unconfirmed on its source and not taken seriously...calm down
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27037689


One Don't ever tell a woman regarding HUMAN RIGHTS for women to calm down.

two, whether it's true or not, it was reported in Several newspapers last month, and in light of numerous other Insane laws in Saudi as well as other Neandrathal theocratic despot nations it would not be surprising in the least. we can laugh about the ludicrous of it here but in these nations Every thing a woman does, is monitored by fascist womb hating moral police and the Penalties for violating even the most basic of things is NOT ANY LAUGHING MATTER.

The latest push in Saudi by clerics is forcing INFANTS to wear veils as they are tempting to PEDO men...that isn't an email virus, it was all over the news outlets just weeks ago after the story of the five year old child girl was released.

Now, it's Infants, because a female infant is to blame for a pedowanks wanting to rape children??? yea don't tell me to pipe down

That five year old girl was raped repeatedly and had her rectum burned so that cleric piece of shit could get off on his Sadism AND it was protected by the laws so,

No, I wouldn't be a bit surprised about the banana ban. these bastards are sick, and it's time the world says NO MORE.
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Sick sick sick

they are

yoda

but remember these sickos are our governments

allies so ....

whata gonna do

abombabombabomb
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Being jealous of a banana is admitting you are inadequate to satisfy a woman, only goats.
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I really hope so
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Uh No it is not fake, actually it's a few months old, Saudi Moral police/clerk (when they aren't raping and torturing their five year old daughters and getting only a fine, of Very recent, Saudi)

Anyhoo, yes Saudi womb haters decided that bananas were off limits...to females who forced married, aka legal sanctioned RAPE, don't get off on fucking those nasty men and the males insecure as they are,

Are paranoid even of a banana having a better chance at love.

And it's not just Saudi, I believe it was Indonesia or Malaysia that also passed an anti motorcycle law too, females must ride on a motorbike side ways because they may get turned on with their no genitals (FGMs)

Yes the extent of the stupidity of Islam never ceases to amaze me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34039057


its a viral email thats unconfirmed on its source and not taken seriously...calm down
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27037689


One Don't ever tell a woman regarding HUMAN RIGHTS for women to calm down.

two, whether it's true or not, it was reported in Several newspapers last month, and in light of numerous other Insane laws in Saudi as well as other Neandrathal theocratic despot nations it would not be surprising in the least. we can laugh about the ludicrous of it here but in these nations Every thing a woman does, is monitored by fascist womb hating moral police and the Penalties for violating even the most basic of things is NOT ANY LAUGHING MATTER.

The latest push in Saudi by clerics is forcing INFANTS to wear veils as they are tempting to PEDO men...that isn't an email virus, it was all over the news outlets just weeks ago after the story of the five year old child girl was released.

Now, it's Infants, because a female infant is to blame for a pedowanks wanting to rape children??? yea don't tell me to pipe down

That five year old girl was raped repeatedly and had her rectum burned so that cleric piece of shit could get off on his Sadism AND it was protected by the laws so,

No, I wouldn't be a bit surprised about the banana ban. these bastards are sick, and it's time the world says NO MORE.
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Islamic men competing with bananas!!!!

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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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YEAH! Nothing hotter than a woman in a burka, showing some ankle while picking up a carrot...SO DAMN SEXY!
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Being jealous of a banana is admitting you are inadequate to satisfy a woman, only goats.
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No wonder they want 72 VIRGINS!
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Being jealous of a banana is admitting you are inadequate to satisfy a woman, only goats.
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No wonder they want 72 VIRGINS!
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Below the age of 9.
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Being jealous of a banana is admitting you are inadequate to satisfy a woman, only goats.
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No wonder they want 72 VIRGINS!
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Below the age of 9.
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Before or after they have female castration?
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Being jealous of a banana is admitting you are inadequate to satisfy a woman, only goats.
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No wonder they want 72 VIRGINS!
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Below the age of 9.
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Before or after they have female castration?
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oops2 Don't know.
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I assume men are forbidden from eating the same items.
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Why are they picking on bananas?

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Why are they picking on bananas?

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Because Muslim men obviously have penis issues?

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at least they didn't ban string beans
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Obviously Muslim men have a sexual dysfunction. Is it penis envy over the size of a banana or cucumber?

They seem to be preoccupied over a woman's sexual life. In fact, they are obviously preoccupied with thoughts of sex
24/ 7/ 365.

They have a mental disorder. Perhaps from banging their foreheads on the concrete floor 5 times a day?

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Why are they picking on bananas?

sidewaysbananasexbananasexhititbananasexbananasexsideways
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Because Muslim men obviously have penis issues?

sideways
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

[link to nydailynews.com]
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YEAH! Nothing hotter than a woman in a burka, showing some ankle while picking up a carrot...SO DAMN SEXY!
 Quoting: \\'hyte \\'olf
Harlots only a 100 years later. lol
Relax it is to keep the (way too) many men from paying more attention to killing each other over lover's quarrels over (way to) few women. The west was one by sending women west, the drunken horny men just followed along. No big issues when Afghanistan adopted those rules in the mid '70's. Considering what the CIA did to the place in the next 15 years is a good reason to not follow suit until the US is no longer a 'busybody'.

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Who would be better at handling women and their 'issues' a man several times divorced or a man with many wives, all of whom live till an old, old age, just like the husband.

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damn these dudes are really into their fatwa shit ah lol bananas hahahaha commooon unless they masturbate with them cus their husbands have such small ones lol but pff damn this is just crazy hahaha oh well its their religion they decide what they want with that and what not.

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