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Fatwa banning muslim women from touching bananas and other penis shaped foods

 
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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YEAH! Nothing hotter than a woman in a burka, showing some ankle while picking up a carrot...SO DAMN SEXY!
 Quoting: \\'hyte \\'olf
Harlots only a 100 years later. Relax it is to keep the (way too) many men from paying more attention to killing each other over lover's quarrels over (way to) few women. The west was one by sending women west, the drunken horny men just followed along. No big issues when Afghanistan adopted those rules in the mid '70's. Considering what the CIA did to the place in the next 15 years is a good reason to not follow suit until the US is no longer a 'busybody'.

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So what does that have to do with being jealous of/threatened by garden veggies & tropical fruits???

Last Edited by Lady Jane Smith on 02/25/2013 04:45 PM
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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YEAH! Nothing hotter than a woman in a burka, showing some ankle while picking up a carrot...SO DAMN SEXY!
 Quoting: \\'hyte \\'olf
Harlots only a 100 years later. Relax it is to keep the (way too) many men from paying more attention to killing each other over lover's quarrels over (way to) few women. The west was one by sending women west, the drunken horny men just followed along. No big issues when Afghanistan adopted those rules in the mid '70's. Considering what the CIA did to the place in the next 15 years is a good reason to not follow suit until the US is no longer a 'busybody'.

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So what do that have to do with being jealous of/threatened by garden veggies & tropical fruits???
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laugh
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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YEAH! Nothing hotter than a woman in a burka, showing some ankle while picking up a carrot...SO DAMN SEXY!
 Quoting: \\'hyte \\'olf
Harlots only a 100 years later. lol
Relax it is to keep the (way too) many men from paying more attention to killing each other over lover's quarrels over (way to) few women. The west was one by sending women west, the drunken horny men just followed along. No big issues when Afghanistan adopted those rules in the mid '70's. Considering what the CIA did to the place in the next 15 years is a good reason to not follow suit until the US is no longer a 'busybody'.

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Who would be better at handling women and their 'issues' a man several times divorced or a man with many wives, all of whom live till an old, old age, just like the husband.
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A well thought out and presented statement but what has that got to do with a woman in a burka, showing ankle and picking up a carrot?

Last Edited by \\'hyte \\'olf on 02/25/2013 04:43 PM
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Don't forget the fatwa on tomatoes. Inside every piece of the infidel vegetation is the sign of the cross.
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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YEAH! Nothing hotter than a woman in a burka, showing some ankle while picking up a carrot...SO DAMN SEXY!
 Quoting: \\'hyte \\'olf
Harlots only a 100 years later. Relax it is to keep the (way too) many men from paying more attention to killing each other over lover's quarrels over (way to) few women. The west was one by sending women west, the drunken horny men just followed along. No big issues when Afghanistan adopted those rules in the mid '70's. Considering what the CIA did to the place in the next 15 years is a good reason to not follow suit until the US is no longer a 'busybody'.

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So what do that have to do with being jealous of/threatened by garden veggies & tropical fruits???
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SCREW IT! I say pass a FATWA where on every Friday, Muslim women wear scantily clad clothes...the more beautiful the woman...the less she wears. In addition, all women can have foot long sausages or hot dogs dripping with mayonnaise and as many Pina Coladas and Margaritas they want! AND FINALLY...all Muslim men must watch, especially when the women eat the hot dogs...slowly!
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YEAH! Nothing hotter than a woman in a burka, showing some ankle while picking up a carrot...SO DAMN SEXY!
 Quoting: \\'hyte \\'olf
Harlots only a 100 years later. Relax it is to keep the (way too) many men from paying more attention to killing each other over lover's quarrels over (way to) few women. The west was one by sending women west, the drunken horny men just followed along. No big issues when Afghanistan adopted those rules in the mid '70's. Considering what the CIA did to the place in the next 15 years is a good reason to not follow suit until the US is no longer a 'busybody'.

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So what do that have to do with being jealous of/threatened by garden veggies & tropical fruits???
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SCREW IT! I say pass a FATWA where on every Friday, Muslim women wear scantily clad clothes...the more beautiful the woman...the less she wears. In addition, all women can have foot long sausages or hot dogs dripping with mayonnaise and as many Pina Coladas and Margaritas they want! AND FINALLY...all Muslim men must watch, especially when the women eat the hot dogs...slowly!
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That I can accept.
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No wonder those fucking whack jobs are so pissed all the time they don't have any sexual release.
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No wonder those fucking whack jobs are so pissed all the time they don't have any sexual release.
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Wrong, goats are very popular there.
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No wonder those fucking whack jobs are so pissed all the time they don't have any sexual release.
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Wrong, goats are very popular there.
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No wonder those fucking whack jobs are so pissed all the time they don't have any sexual release.
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Wrong, goats are very popular there.
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And donkeys, and camels, and sheep, and horses, and....
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No wonder those fucking whack jobs are so pissed all the time they don't have any sexual release.
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Wrong, goats are very popular there.
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No wonder those fucking whack jobs are so pissed all the time they don't have any sexual release.
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Wrong, goats are very popular there.
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And donkeys, and camels, and sheep, and horses, and....
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And babies.
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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Mainly because muslim men are hung like sparrows
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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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And now you see the stupidity of Islam.
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why don't they just ban women all togther?
(then all the misogynist glpers can got live over there in a stress free/woman free society)
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Damn these fake moslem wahabbies moftis have screwed Islam big time. making un-islamic fatwas is stupid and playing with it. These ignorant buffoons do not know the nreal meaning of fatwas themselves. These crypto-jew fake arabs need to be wiped out.
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You mean like Mo saying to drink Camel urine? rockon
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why don't they just ban women all togther?

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then the homos can have at it

Most men in that society are homo anyway
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Wrong, goats are very popular there.
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No, too many friends killing each other over the wife and the hands off rule they have.

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You mean like Mo saying to drink Camel urine? rockon
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Like steer wrestling, getting it done is more than half the prize. (in their case collecting the sample is the 'entertaining part')

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I guess crisco and vaseline are next...

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 Quoting: Lol 1505809


YEAH! Nothing hotter than a woman in a burka, showing some ankle while picking up a carrot...SO DAMN SEXY!
 Quoting: \\'hyte \\'olf
Harlots only a 100 years later. Relax it is to keep the (way too) many men from paying more attention to killing each other over lover's quarrels over (way to) few women. The west was one by sending women west, the drunken horny men just followed along. No big issues when Afghanistan adopted those rules in the mid '70's. Considering what the CIA did to the place in the next 15 years is a good reason to not follow suit until the US is no longer a 'busybody'.

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So what does that have to do with being jealous of/threatened by garden veggies & tropical fruits???
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith

My point was look how much more 'skin' American women were showing after 100 years of freedom. Next thing you know they would want to vote, .... oh wait that is the next right women got in North America. 1928 I believe for federal elections, 15 years after the dresses were in style. Would have posted something from the 'Charleston era' but we don't need people falling off their stools.

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You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe.
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OMG, she could've had a Vlasic.
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I almost inhaled my tea reading the title, lol.
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OMG, she could've had a Vlasic.
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