Fatwa banning muslim women from touching bananas and other penis shaped foods

Well damn now I will never get to see my fantasy “ a woman totally covered head to toe touching a banana “ Why god WHY?

Someone please pin this.
The world has to know how retrograde they are ffs!

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Google "Muslim Banana" - Lulz to be had!

Google images hahahahaha!!!

As much as I try to find something noble and worth respecting in islam... this kind of stupid shit just ruins it.

I got this:

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Shows what they're afraid of, I guess...

Wow! Looks yummy.

What about this south american fruit???
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Is called "brazilian passion fruit"

Omg!!!

This made me roffl

islam is great for men. i always am in command of my wife and her sisters. they will listen to all i say. what is to love not for this?

Oh shit... Fat bitches... There is hope for you all....

Hahaha.

But there are thousands of Fatwa's that never really followed up on, and I am sure this will be one of them.

Hilarious though.

No watermelon touching either!

LOL

I think they should ban anything long and round - broom handles, vacuum cleaner hoses, garden hoses, most tools, cooking spoons. Then she can just sit on the sofa all day, relaxing and avoiding all those penis shaped items. Sweet.

"I'm home. What's for dinner?"

"I was going to make you a delicious lamb stew, but the knife handle and the mixing spoon are penis shaped. Sorry. You'll have to do it."

damn another fantasy gone!!!!!!!

Over a year old and been around....

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Somemuslim are so imbecile and stupid.

This is pathetic of human being.

Paint your penis.

Aaaaah...Religion! God is one sorry sonofabitch. All the power in the universe to put it right, yet he leaves it to man.
I'm sorry, but believing in god is stupid. Any god...

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LOL Good one

If this is true then it sounds like the Fatwa has a perverted mind, he must see sex everywhere.

Meanwhile he gets to eat all the donuts he wants.. lol