Here's a quick reference guide to common postings:

- "Something strange on STEREO AHEAD camera!" is your body telling you that you may be developing a cataract
- A post about the infiltration of reptilian shapeshifters may indicate a possible bacterial\viral infection
- A post about the increasing number, and magnitude of Earthquakes may indicate a problem in your digestive system
- A post about the increasing number, and magnitude of volcanoes may indicate the presence of ulcers.
- A post about spotting Nibiru in a sunset photo may indicate the presence of mental retardation