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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34533941 Mexico 02/25/2013 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Er, um," stammered Mommy, flustered, "well, when two people love each other very much, the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. And that's where babies come from!" "But, Mommy," little Johnny looked at her, puzzled, "When I saw you and Daddy last night, he was putting it in your mouth! Is that where babies come from?" Mommy laughed, "Oh no, silly, that's where jewelry comes from!" |
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Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 54326 United States 02/25/2013 08:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is my fave joke :) A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!" _______________________ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34399218 Canada 02/25/2013 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The bartender says "Hey you, string! Get out of here! We don't serve string in this bar!" So the string walks outside into the alley, ties himself into a knot and frays his ends up as much as he can. He walks back into the bar. The bartender says "Hey! Aren't you that piece of string?" The string replies "Nope, frayed knot!" |
Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 54326 United States 02/25/2013 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A piece of string walks into a bar. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34399218 The bartender says "Hey you, string! Get out of here! We don't serve string in this bar!" So the string walks outside into the alley, ties himself into a knot and frays his ends up as much as he can. He walks back into the bar. The bartender says "Hey! Aren't you that piece of string?" The string replies "Nope, frayed knot!" haha clever!!! _______________________ |
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Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States 02/25/2013 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is my fave joke :) Quoting: Dr. Acula A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!" You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7807110 United States 02/25/2013 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THIS , mushroom goes to a bar, he walks in and sits down, yells to the bartender to come on over , bartender walks over and says, no, no, no you gotta leave buddy , we dont serve your kind here, mushroom looks all around shruggs his shoulders and says , whats wrong with me ?? IAM A FUN GUY............ GET IT , FUNGI OK, NOW IT,S YOUR TURN, LETS HEAR YOUR BEST STUPID JOKES Quoting: jack squat 34207802 ouch |
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Spittin'Cesium User ID: 14589973 Netherlands 02/25/2013 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Keep em' coming! 5*s'. Last Edited by Spittin'Cesium on 02/25/2013 08:33 PM The thing that hath been, is That which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun. Ecclesiastes 9:1 |