Little Johnny asked,"Mommy, where do babies come from?"

"Er, um," stammered Mommy, flustered, "well, when two people love each other very much, the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. And that's where babies come from!"

"But, Mommy," little Johnny looked at her, puzzled, "When I saw you and Daddy last night, he was putting it in your mouth! Is that where babies come from?"

Mommy laughed, "Oh no, silly, that's where jewelry comes from!"