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BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!

 
Dr. Ho Doan (OP)
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IT HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE COMET WILL HIT MARS FFS

why write a stupid misleading thread title??? ,attention whore much?
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Russians "lifted" their "news" from GLP from our own Dr.Astro.
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No, they didnt.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
Question. Will this occur with Mars minimum distance from Earth or maximum, or somewhere in between. How far will Mars be from Earth at time of potential impact?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27646967


Now THAT my friend IS a good question.

Dr.AstroMutt paging our own DrAstroMutt,
I realize you did not say it WOULD strike
Mars, but if it were to strike Mars would
Mars be closest or farthest from Earth or
can that be determined this far out?
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There are meteorites from Mars found on earth.

How do you suppose they got here ?



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linksucks dumbass



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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
It's all a LIE!

It's really headed for EARTH!

Oh Shit

sfan

ahhh ahhh ahhh

Kiss yer ass goodbye.

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MSM is covering this. Doesn't the Conspiracy Theorists creed mean that this mut be false?

;)
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
IT HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE COMET WILL HIT MARS FFS

why write a stupid misleading thread title??? ,attention whore much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17299182


Russians "lifted" their "news" from GLP from our own Dr.Astro.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35179160


"Our very own"??? We own him??? scheming
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Well the Martians that are over there will prolly need a new home so I expect we will have some new visitors soon
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Just thinking this^^. We've all seen movies on the subject.
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i bet msm on mars is focused on the weather, conspiracy talk on strange robots and massive comets are strictly forbidden
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lol and their probes they sent to earth only show barren desert.
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i bet msm on mars is focused on the weather, conspiracy talk on strange robots and massive comets are strictly forbidden
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lol and their probes they sent to earth only show barren desert.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
MSM is covering this. Doesn't the Conspiracy Theorists creed mean that this mut be false?

;)
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You know the process. Hear the conspiracy and call us nuts. Post a reference to the conspiracy and have a professional or a scientist analyze the info and to their dismay the experts often agree with the conspiracy theorists...round and round we go. Meh...msm can eat ass.

Last Edited by Chip on 02/25/2013 11:24 PM
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so much for that secret mars facility for alternative 3.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
Question. Will this occur with Mars minimum distance from Earth or maximum, or somewhere in between. How far will Mars be from Earth at time of potential impact?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27646967


Mars will be on 'our side' of the Sun.

From above the Solar Sytem, if the Sun is the center of a clock, Earth will be at about 2:00 and Mars about 5:30.


Use this to see exactly-

[link to www.fourmilab.ch]
set the date to 2014 -10-19 to see



good questions!
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What's with the gigantic Arrow skewering the nuke blast in the begining of the 2nd video.
Eerie! abomb
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
Here is a good view showing the inner planets with Earth Sun and Mars shown for Oct 19, 2014 when the comet hits or misses Mars, with Earth about 2 oclock and Mars about 5 oclock -


[link to www.fourmilab.ch]
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
The core of the comet will be moving 56 kilometers per sec when it smashes into Mars. The explosion it creates will be equal to 40 BILLION 500kt nuclear bombs(avg US and Russ arsenal weapon) going off at once, or 20 billion megatons of TNT, or 1.33 trillion Hiroshima bombs, or 1.3 billion Castle Bravo explosions. Its enough to kill all life on the planet if any were living there.

Astronomers predict a large-scale disaster on the Red Planet in October 2014, when a comet may ram into Mars, creating a 500-kilometer crater, the website of the Russian observatory ISON-NM said.
[link to english.pravda.ru]


comet core 30 miles across
collision speed 35 miles per second (126,000 miles per hour)

It may make Mars temporarily as bright as the sun. The crater left behind will be 500 kilometers across. A lot of rock will be ejected into space and become stray asteroids. This will be an epic event.
 Quoting: Dr. Ho Doan 34464973


Only 40 billion?

I wish 40 quadrillion for total annihilation.

abombabombabombabomb
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That is awesome!
I'm buying a telescope for that one.
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You wouldn't need one if this were true.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
What's with the gigantic Arrow skewering the nuke blast in the begining of the 2nd video.
Eerie! abomb
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Thats the islands where the test took place. There was 3 islands linked by a man 'road' and tunnel for instruments:

islands before and after:
[link to historyscoop.files.wordpress.com]


here is what remains today of the site on google maps satellite:
[link to maps.google.com]
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WTF dr. astro reported on this already, lets stick to his info
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screw that he's just an asshole, this threads op isn't tearing up everyone elses opinions, that is why so many dont like astro shill, He has to reply and discredit ay who don't agree with him, it's his ego.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
I so hope this is happens.

Also what about Mar's two moons? Phobos and Demos?

Also the planet could be one large grenade considering the surface soil is phosphorous and we have no idea what's under it.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
IT HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE COMET WILL HIT MARS FFS

why write a stupid misleading thread title??? ,attention whore much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17299182


Russians "lifted" their "news" from GLP from our own Dr.Astro.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35179160


Bullshit, because I frequent the forum astro gets his astronomical info from and he just copy pastas stuff from there to put here and sound all knowing, he even asks others for aguments to discredit people here on glp, a real deal shill, most likely paid!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
IT HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE COMET WILL HIT MARS FFS

why write a stupid misleading thread title??? ,attention whore much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17299182


Russians "lifted" their "news" from GLP from our own Dr.Astro.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35179160


Bullshit, because I frequent the forum astro gets his astronomical info from and he just copy pastas stuff from there to put here and sound all knowing, he even asks others for aguments to discredit people here on glp, a real deal shill, most likely paid!
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You are a real nasty piece of work jerkit and this thread is redundant.
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mars rover is toast
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Can you all comfirm this? Or more Internet manure?
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It may make Mars temporarily as bright as the sun.
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Sign of the times.
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Can you all comfirm this? Or more Internet manure?
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It's more Bravo Sierra than Bravo Zulu.
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Original article says "MAY" hit Mars but you spin it as though it's confirmed to hit...stops the BS mis-info!!bsflag
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October 2014 is such a long way away....Tolec says we become 4th dimensional, along with ALL of our solar system on January 2014.
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Ban comets!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!
This may sound like a really stupid question to some of you, but I am an idiot when it comes to the"final frontier".

How big would a comet or asteroid have to be, in relation to the planet, to actually knock a planet out of the sun's orbit?

You know, like one pool ball hitting another.

Is that at all possible?



And don't make fun of my stupid question.

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