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BREAKING NEWS --- Mars to be hit by massive comet! 40 billion nuke bomb size explosion! CONFIRMED!

 
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Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on his heads.

Revelation 12:3
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26533342


You didn't get the memo, that is suppose to be the Catholic Chruch....
Live and let live, for we all have our own lessons to learn.
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Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on his heads.

Revelation 12:3
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26533342


You didn't get the memo, that is suppose to be the Catholic Chruch....
 Quoting: Angel Helper


What part of "sing appeared in heaven" don't you get?
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Now your thinking Tex.
 Quoting: WISC


He's a retard and so are you.
Nobody can really know how much water is in
any particular comet.
Is is all ice through and through or is it
iron encased in ice.
The best people in the field are just guessing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35179160


Comets are electical not ice based.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35004907


Yup. That is the reason why every time a comet passes close to Earth or through the inner planets, it is always a significant occurrence. Comets are real beasts far far more significant than mere rocks such as asteroids and meteors.
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Further information on the electrical theory behind comets....
[link to www.thunderbolts.info]

Other successful Thornhill predictions included:
a lack of increase in water production in the cometary coma (indicating a lack of subsurface water anticipated by astronomers);
 
an unexpected lack of ice on the comet nucleus, or water in the immediate ejecta from impact;
 
a sculpted comet surface with sharply defined craters, valleys, mesas, and ridges (the precise opposite of what one expects of a "dirty snowball");
 
a rearrangement of the comet's jets due to charge re-distribution.
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Mars could blow up entirely and it would have little to no effect on Earth.
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PURDY LIGHTS IN TEH SKYYY.
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New religions are born out of that type of shit.
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within a year couldnt it may change course?
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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New religions are born out of that type of shit.
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^^^^^^^^ This.
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its only 3,375 miles wide, wont do too much damage,

I'm sure mars is insured so it shouldn't be an issue.
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It would seem that a focused impact with that much explosive force could be enough to alter the Mars orbit. At which time the question them becomes; How long until Mars impacts Earth?
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


Don't have to wait until October 2014 guys, this year alone has lots of big events that will provide all sorts of thrills and spills. tounge
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Yes, according to you I'll be dead next month. Loon.
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its only 3,375 miles wide, wont do too much damage,

I'm sure mars is insured so it shouldn't be an issue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32061884


first of all, it's not 3375 miles wide, and if it was it would be huge damage. that's about the same size as the moon. and you need to take in account what the speed of the comet is (which it is fast) and what it's made of. it would definitely still do damage if it hit though, as the article said. it won't "split mars in half" or "knock it off orbit" like these glp tards say though.
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remember it's mass times velocity. A grain of sand traveling at the speed of light has the same impact as an asteroid of 2 mi diameter traveling at 30 mi per second...
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It would seem that a focused impact with that much explosive force could be enough to alter the Mars orbit. At which time the question them becomes; How long until Mars impacts Earth?
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


Don't have to wait until October 2014 guys, this year alone has lots of big events that will provide all sorts of thrills and spills. tounge
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Yes, according to you I'll be dead next month. Loon.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


clappa
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It would seem that a focused impact with that much explosive force could be enough to alter the Mars orbit. At which time the question them becomes; How long until Mars impacts Earth?
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


Don't have to wait until October 2014 guys, this year alone has lots of big events that will provide all sorts of thrills and spills. tounge
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Yes, according to you I'll be dead next month. Loon.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


clappa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35192465


Not sure what you're applauding there...
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When Phobos Grunt failed to launch out of orbit, many said it had been remortely disabled, or targeted to stop any launch.

Maybe the Ruskies having a front row seat was the reason it was stopped? Thye flip side being the US want that honour?
It's all about the 'vibe'
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the supposed impact to Mars by an asteroid, will be the combined velocity of the rock of Mars orbiting the Sun against the velocity of this asteroid coming in the opposite direction...
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Astro Mutt knows all about this Comet

This more than epic closer to biblical

I just want it to go away... far away
 Quoting: ISLANDIA


he knows shit like most of real astronomer

they even didn't know that comet exist few months ago

it's all mumbo-jumbo science and bs
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good! the god of war will suffer a devestating blow! muhahahaha
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this could have a deeper esoteric meaning
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Astro Mutt knows all about this Comet

This more than epic closer to biblical

I just want it to go away... far away
 Quoting: ISLANDIA


he knows shit like most of real astronomer

they even didn't know that comet exist few months ago

it's all mumbo-jumbo science and bs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14913672


Well all that "mumbo-jumbo science and bs" lead to us knowing about the comet now. Astronomers know that they don't know where the next comet is going to come from or where it will go, but at least astronomy can lead to its discovery when it gets close enough. That's not BS, that's real discovery, and it's much more useful than trying to get that information out of some idiot who thinks it's all "mumbo-jumbo bs."
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There are meteorites from Mars found on earth.

How do you suppose they got here ?
.
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Transformers of course.
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Ho doan= hold on.

You retards are still getting pulled round by "ac" registered users starting threads??
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Astro Mutt knows all about this Comet

This more than epic closer to biblical

I just want it to go away... far away
 Quoting: ISLANDIA


he knows shit like most of real astronomer

they even didn't know that comet exist few months ago

it's all mumbo-jumbo science and bs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14913672


Well all that "mumbo-jumbo science and bs" lead to us knowing about the comet now. Astronomers know that they don't know where the next comet is going to come from or where it will go, but at least astronomy can lead to its discovery when it gets close enough. That's not BS, that's real discovery, and it's much more useful than trying to get that information out of some idiot who thinks it's all "mumbo-jumbo bs."
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


lol

you know shit about it, 'dr.ass'

'astronomy leads to its discovery' hahaha
it's like you said autopsy leads to discovery how somebody died

idiot you are cruise
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Beetleguise will also go soon.
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This could spell much danger for us, an explosion that size is gonna change the orbit of Mars
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Astro Mutt knows all about this Comet

This more than epic closer to biblical

I just want it to go away... far away
 Quoting: ISLANDIA


he knows shit like most of real astronomer

they even didn't know that comet exist few months ago

it's all mumbo-jumbo science and bs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14913672


Well all that "mumbo-jumbo science and bs" lead to us knowing about the comet now. Astronomers know that they don't know where the next comet is going to come from or where it will go, but at least astronomy can lead to its discovery when it gets close enough. That's not BS, that's real discovery, and it's much more useful than trying to get that information out of some idiot who thinks it's all "mumbo-jumbo bs."
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Bosh, what nonsense. The heavens are throwing signs at us left and right. Science has no answer. They'll just chalk it up to "coincidence". Zzzzzzz.
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Astro Mutt knows all about this Comet

This more than epic closer to biblical

I just want it to go away... far away
 Quoting: ISLANDIA


he knows shit like most of real astronomer

they even didn't know that comet exist few months ago

it's all mumbo-jumbo science and bs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14913672


Well all that "mumbo-jumbo science and bs" lead to us knowing about the comet now. Astronomers know that they don't know where the next comet is going to come from or where it will go, but at least astronomy can lead to its discovery when it gets close enough. That's not BS, that's real discovery, and it's much more useful than trying to get that information out of some idiot who thinks it's all "mumbo-jumbo bs."
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


dont invest too much ego, afterall nobody knew about the possibility of "clouds" of rocks surrounding the last near approach asteroid...
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Astro Mutt knows all about this Comet

This more than epic closer to biblical

I just want it to go away... far away
 Quoting: ISLANDIA


he knows shit like most of real astronomer

they even didn't know that comet exist few months ago

it's all mumbo-jumbo science and bs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14913672


Well all that "mumbo-jumbo science and bs" lead to us knowing about the comet now. Astronomers know that they don't know where the next comet is going to come from or where it will go, but at least astronomy can lead to its discovery when it gets close enough. That's not BS, that's real discovery, and it's much more useful than trying to get that information out of some idiot who thinks it's all "mumbo-jumbo bs."
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Bosh, what nonsense. The heavens are throwing signs at us left and right. Science has no answer. They'll just chalk it up to "coincidence". Zzzzzzz.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26533342


Science has all the answers,,, thats all we got.....
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Yeah right a comet.

Terraforming anyone?
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It would seem that a focused impact with that much explosive force could be enough to alter the Mars orbit. At which time the question them becomes; How long until Mars impacts Earth?
 Quoting: Floobarb the Argnorf


Don't have to wait until October 2014 guys, this year alone has lots of big events that will provide all sorts of thrills and spills. tounge
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Yes, according to you I'll be dead next month. Loon.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


And you think you're immortal and that not gonna happen, for sure?
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Don't have to wait until October 2014 guys, this year alone has lots of big events that will provide all sorts of thrills and spills. tounge
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Yes, according to you I'll be dead next month. Loon.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


clappa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35192465


Not sure what you're applauding there...
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


lol
"This nut won't crack."
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Yeah right a comet.

Terraforming anyone?
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Yep.

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