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What's your deepest darkest secret?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2013 04:18 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I eat my own semen when i masterbate,
Im not homo, i like women, but i dont want my sperm flushing like shit, my poor adn
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02/26/2013 04:24 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
That I have been visited by aliens my entire life, and I recently have come to the stark realization that my children are distinctly different and most certainly contain DNA that is not of this world. I cannot share this with anyone, for who would believe it?
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02/26/2013 04:26 PM
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Sometimes I stick a finger up my ass when I beat myself off...
If our ancestors could see us now they would have picked their own damn cotton.
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02/26/2013 04:28 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I anally probed an alien grey .....not in a gay way .....in a totally scientific way ....just like two totally loving alien species coming together to share an experience ....not in a gay way though .....it was science!
^Isaac^

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02/26/2013 04:30 PM

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I'd like to know what physical death is like, not in a suicidal way.
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02/26/2013 04:32 PM
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I'd like to know what physical death is like, not in a suicidal way.
 Quoting: ^Isaac^


Well at least you know that sooner or later that question will be answered honestly.
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Sometimes I stick a finger up my ass when I beat myself off...
 Quoting: FOTN


chuckle
^Isaac^

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02/26/2013 04:34 PM

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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
That's the beauty of nature!
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02/26/2013 04:38 PM
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That's the beauty of nature!
 Quoting: ^Isaac^


Please tell me that was in response to the question being answered and not the act of self penetration!
^Isaac^

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02/26/2013 04:42 PM

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That's the beauty of nature!
 Quoting: ^Isaac^


Please tell me that was in response to the question being answered and not the act of self penetration!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


lol

hey let nature Be!
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02/26/2013 04:43 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I guess if you weren't meant to stick your fingers in there, you wouldn't be able to reach it eh?
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02/26/2013 04:47 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I come on here when im at work and make up wildly crazy stories that have even been pinned before5a
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02/26/2013 04:53 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I'm part of a group of people who became so pissed off with the continual bad weather that we came to the conclusion that we had somehow upset an old God.

Thus we've commenced human sacrifice.

AND IT WORKS!!!!!!

We sacrifice one person a week and since starting 2 weeks ago -

THERE HAS BEEN NO FUCKING RAIN!!!!!!

5a5a5a5a5a5a5a5a5a
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02/26/2013 05:02 PM
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I guess if you weren't meant to stick your fingers in there, you wouldn't be able to reach it eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


By that logic we can throw feces and piss on each other from the trees.

lol
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02/26/2013 05:05 PM
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I guess if you weren't meant to stick your fingers in there, you wouldn't be able to reach it eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


By that logic we can throw feces and piss on each other from the trees.

lol
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


More entertaining than American Idol!
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02/26/2013 05:07 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
i had sex with my math teacher when i was 17.
good times...
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02/26/2013 05:07 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
Let it out! Spill the beans! It's never too later to repent!
 Quoting: CONFESSIONS! 35157816


I hate blacks.
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02/26/2013 05:09 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I ....see .....blue ....people.
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02/26/2013 05:10 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I smoke weed.
Seeker of Truth
'Be the love that you are.'

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I ....see .....blue ....people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087

like thisAlienhead
or smurfs?hf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

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02/26/2013 05:10 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I suck my own dick three times a day so I don't have to masterbate.
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02/26/2013 05:13 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I guess if you weren't meant to stick your fingers in there, you wouldn't be able to reach it eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


By that logic we can throw feces and piss on each other from the trees.

lol
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


I'm up for that...yoda
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02/26/2013 05:17 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I ....see .....blue ....people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087

like this:Alienhead:
or smurfs?hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


Blue Meanies
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02/26/2013 05:20 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
Funny cause the moment the secret is posted, it no longer is a secret and becomes void of topic.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


the voices in my head already know my darkest secrets so its not a secre anymore now is it
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02/26/2013 05:21 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I wish Id know.
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
Liking secrets about inlaws and secrets.
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02/26/2013 06:09 PM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
some of the secrets on here are seriously nuts. If I was a doctor, I'd have some of you committed.

blink
^Isaac^

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02/26/2013 06:15 PM

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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I guess if you weren't meant to stick your fingers in there, you wouldn't be able to reach it eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22301087


By that logic we can throw feces and piss on each other from the trees.

lol
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Yes we can.

hiding
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02/27/2013 08:33 AM
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
My deepest darkest secret is, I'm hiding a Tiger, he is too sweet to give back, so I'm keeping him. Raaawwwr!

:heart:
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Re: What's your deepest darkest secret?
I shat myself in public once when I was a kid :(.

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