What's your deepest darkest secret?

I eat my own semen when i masterbate,
Im not homo, i like women, but i dont want my sperm flushing like shit, my poor adn

That I have been visited by aliens my entire life, and I recently have come to the stark realization that my children are distinctly different and most certainly contain DNA that is not of this world. I cannot share this with anyone, for who would believe it?

Sometimes I stick a finger up my ass when I beat myself off...

I anally probed an alien grey .....not in a gay way .....in a totally scientific way ....just like two totally loving alien species coming together to share an experience ....not in a gay way though .....it was science!

I'd like to know what physical death is like, not in a suicidal way.

Well at least you know that sooner or later that question will be answered honestly.

That's the beauty of nature!

Please tell me that was in response to the question being answered and not the act of self penetration!

lol

hey let nature Be!

I guess if you weren't meant to stick your fingers in there, you wouldn't be able to reach it eh?

I come on here when im at work and make up wildly crazy stories that have even been pinned before

I'm part of a group of people who became so pissed off with the continual bad weather that we came to the conclusion that we had somehow upset an old God.

Thus we've commenced human sacrifice.

AND IT WORKS!!!!!!

We sacrifice one person a week and since starting 2 weeks ago -

THERE HAS BEEN NO FUCKING RAIN!!!!!!

By that logic we can throw feces and piss on each other from the trees.

lol

More entertaining than American Idol!

i had sex with my math teacher when i was 17.
good times...

I hate blacks.

I ....see .....blue ....people.

I smoke weed.

like this:Alienhead:
or smurfs?

I suck my own dick three times a day so I don't have to masterbate.

I'm up for that...

Blue Meanies

the voices in my head already know my darkest secrets so its not a secre anymore now is it

I wish Id know.

Liking secrets about inlaws and secrets.

some of the secrets on here are seriously nuts. If I was a doctor, I'd have some of you committed.

Yes we can.

My deepest darkest secret is, I'm hiding a Tiger, he is too sweet to give back, so I'm keeping him. Raaawwwr!

:heart:

I shat myself in public once when I was a kid :(.