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Australian Government Spying on Citizens Poo's

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2013 10:47 PM
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Drugs are bad.LOL.
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LIKE A BOSS
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02/26/2013 11:00 PM
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So if they find lots of drugs in one piece of shit and nothing in another piece of shit

which one is the good shit and the bad shit


this shit can get confusing
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I guess anus prints will be required from all citizens, so they can pin the right shit on the right bum. ;)
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02/26/2013 11:01 PM
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The shitstain....err.....writing is on the wall, they'll be sending shit-sniffing drone bots through your sewers and up your dunny to bust the druggies.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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02/26/2013 11:23 PM
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Blimey cobber, there's agents in me dunny, poking around in ma pie floater mate!

Anyway, what time's fucking smoko?
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02/26/2013 11:53 PM
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smartphones
smartmeters
smartTV
smarttoilets

whats next
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02/26/2013 11:59 PM

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posted this yesterday, i thought it was pretty crappy to... lmao....
Thread: And if you thought you heard everything.. Drug testing Australian toilet water in QLD....

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02/27/2013 12:37 AM
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posted this yesterday, i thought it was pretty crappy to... lmao....
Thread: And if you thought you heard everything.. Drug testing Australian toilet water in QLD....
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Sorry, didn't check first, and wasn't online yesterday.

Its just outrageous. I wondered a little while ago whether they are actually looking for hydroponic waste being flushed down drainpipes.

So they know right where to go when they need to score/raid.
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02/27/2013 12:43 AM
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Australian governments are seriously depraved.
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posted this yesterday, i thought it was pretty crappy to... lmao....
Thread: And if you thought you heard everything.. Drug testing Australian toilet water in QLD....
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Sorry, didn't check first, and wasn't online yesterday.

Its just outrageous. I wondered a little while ago whether they are actually looking for hydroponic waste being flushed down drainpipes.

So they know right where to go when they need to score/raid.
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no worries, did you notice the bit where they will soon set up road side drug testing based on the data collected by suburb vs days of high active poo activity?......

"i'm a biological chemist with 4 years of uni... i test poo for drugs".... slice and dice.....

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I saw this story on the idiot box the other night, about testing being done on sewage to determine how many drugs are being used by people, and in what areas.

The story said that they are able to track down the drug tainted excrements to the very neighbourhoods from which they originated, even down to the exact house.

That's pretty scary. The article I will post tries to put a positive spin on this, that they will use the information to help and protect druggies. What a crock of shit.

Two states have admitted to the tests, but I guess all the others are doing the same thing.

Time to bring back the back yard pit toilet, to keep our privacy?
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WTF?

"Excuse me, but we found this kernal of corn in your poo..."
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02/27/2013 01:34 PM
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Dear Governments of the World,

As a prolific producer of top quality turds, I willingly gift to you a lifetime supply of slimy shits.

I give you this gift from the heart of my bottom, as the most appropriate prize I could think of for you.

These carefully crafted craps are my artistic roughage based representation of your outstanding policy decisions over the years.

I would highly recommend that you seek out last Wednesday's rectal reciprocation as a special collectors edition - filled with the wonderful spicy aroma of the mysterious Indian sub-continent. There may even be some illicit substances to be found in this particular fabulous fecal formulation.


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02/27/2013 05:50 PM
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bury your shit!
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02/27/2013 07:45 PM
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Dear Governments of the World,

As a prolific producer of top quality turds, I willingly gift to you a lifetime supply of slimy shits.

I give you this gift from the heart of my bottom, as the most appropriate prize I could think of for you.

These carefully crafted craps are my artistic roughage based representation of your outstanding policy decisions over the years.

I would highly recommend that you seek out last Wednesday's rectal reciprocation as a special collectors edition - filled with the wonderful spicy aroma of the mysterious Indian sub-continent. There may even be some illicit substances to be found in this particular fabulous fecal formulation.


Enjoy!


s226
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LMAO. Let's start a movement. Instead of petitions, or demonstrations, we can now just post our craps to them to show how we feel about being 'governed' ... since they want to examine them anyway. :)
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02/27/2013 07:56 PM
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no worries, did you notice the bit where they will soon set up road side drug testing based on the data collected by suburb vs days of high active poo activity?......

"i'm a biological chemist with 4 years of uni... i test poo for drugs".... slice and dice.....
 Quoting: Citizenperth



That was only mentioned as a possibility. But the fact that the study was partially funded by the Federal Police proves that the information will be used in some ways to 'punish and fine' people.

Testing the gold coast's waste as a 'average' sample is a bit skewiff though. Since it is a party destination, and the population made up of vacationers from around the country and the world, especially during the Christmas holidays.

I also suspect they will use it as a reason to cut off welfare payments, or impose non-cash payments, to people in housing commission areas which test positive for 'too many' drugs.

Australians have no real privacy laws in place to protect us. And now, even our bowel movements are no longer private.

This country really is going down the crapper. :(

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