Or hang yourself via rope from a tall building and gently lower yourself to the ground.

But I think removing toes is your best bet.

I have done all I can to(via Earths' Magnetic Tether)to reduce the overall complex magnetic fields from the Solar Surface in a bid to stave off AGW through a direct reduction of Earth-facing Sunspots shown here [link to media.skyandtelescope.com] in Gauss in collaboration with my fellow colleagues at the HAARP/DARN/SUPERDARN and NextRad Ice Age Project.

We have had success - [link to www.skyandtelescope.com] but I'd still recommend trialing a chopping of the Human Toe to see how much impact this will have on Mankinds overall Carbon Footprint.