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what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?

 
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what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
I wake up with it. Go to SK
Sleep with it,
Live with it.
Is it the food???
No matter what I eat!!!!
Damn itdamned
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
Lack of live vegetative matter.

Eat more fresh greens, cut way back on your fatty intake.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
FART-TARDS
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
Fart in a can. I bet you can sell this.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
i heard stress can make that happen.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
Fart in a can. I bet you can sell this.
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is it non-gmo?
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
Fart in a can. I bet you can sell this.
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is it non-gmo?
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Well people buy worn panties of girls; i bet some will pay for farts.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
Long term dietary issue.
That stuff cannot be solved overnight. Your innards need time to become less irritated.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
Side affects of chemtrailing
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
Just start drinking...fuck it.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
This is because we are accustomed to eating carbs and proteins togdther. Our stomacbes can only digest one at a time. The stomache will start on the protien causing the carbs to ferment inside your stomache. Not a great situation really.
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You need raking out, your rotting from the inside out.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
I wake up with it. Go to SK
Sleep with it,
Live with it.
Is it the food???
No matter what I eat!!!!
Damn itdamned
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Your pro-biotics are out of whack.

You need some good yogurt.

:)
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
What I just described is actually the most important discovery of my life imho. That is why I wrote a book review on the source of this discovery. I have copied the whole review into this thread as I am the author: Thread: You can Lead a horse to water *Here's some water*. (suppressed info) Foodie way to boost your immune system

Its basically been suppressed by tptb imho.

I hope this helps and inspires you. Implementing this is difficult but life changing. If you are really interested I suggest getting the book. It is available on Amazon for a few dollars.
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Thread: You can Lead a horse to water *Here's some water*. (suppressed info) Foodie way to boost your immune system

Thread: Institute for Planetary Renewal says We Could All Be Living Debt-Free In an Ecological Paradise Of Our Own Creation

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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
have you noticed the number of people with distended stomachs?
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
I wake up with it. Go to SK
Sleep with it,
Live with it.
Is it the food???
No matter what I eat!!!!
Damn itdamned
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Could be celiac disease.
[link to www.celiac.com]

Could also be simply the fact that you eat grains.
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Obviously, it could also be dairy or carbonated drinks. But check out the first two.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
have you noticed the number of people with distended stomachs?
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I always thought that was a sign of impending heart failure.

"All of the types of heart failure can result in similar symptoms, including the following:

Shortness of breath, especially with activity such as walking
Difficulty breathing when lying flat in the bed
Waking up at night short of breath
Fatigue
Weakness
Pale, blue or cool skin
Palpitations
Changes in blood pressure
Fainting for no apparent reason
Swelling in the abdomen
Swollen legs"

[link to www.healthcentral.com]
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
Also possible: "beaver fever"

It is an amoeba that is spread in the wild by animal feces. You don't necessarily need to drink from a creek - just a drop of water in the wrong orifice can provide access to the amoeba.

The right name is giardia.

Were you doing anything in the wild within a day or two of when this problem began?
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You need raking out, your rotting from the inside out.
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That's right, u need your colon reamed out
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
It's possible that you have a gluten allergy or celiac disease. Quite common now-a-days. A lot of people have it, at least mild cases, and don't know it. It's usually from eating too much wheat... Or at least the "wheat" they put in our food.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
I have this same thing going on with swelling in the right side of my stomach. Have for about 5 years now. Always feeling like I have to take a dookie, and when I do I feel better. However I also feel like I have to eat right after the dookie. It's a cycle that doesn't end.

I had giardia when I was about 19 (now 27), I think there is a chance it never fully went away. I also drink lots of carbonated drinks, and few vegetables. I probably should fix that, it gets annoying to deal with this every day, I feel your pain.

I can physically push on the right side of my stomach, right next to my belly button, and feel my swollen intestines and move them around hearing the gas move. Also have a hairless spot there where the rest of my stomach and chest have hair. Not sure if that is related to it or not, as I also appendix carry my concealed weapon and it rubs there all the time.

Maybe too much info, but just know you're not a lone.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
I have this same thing going on with swelling in the right side of my stomach. Have for about 5 years now. Always feeling like I have to take a dookie, and when I do I feel better. However I also feel like I have to eat right after the dookie. It's a cycle that doesn't end.

I had giardia when I was about 19 (now 27), I think there is a chance it never fully went away. I also drink lots of carbonated drinks, and few vegetables. I probably should fix that, it gets annoying to deal with this every day, I feel your pain.

I can physically push on the right side of my stomach, right next to my belly button, and feel my swollen intestines and move them around hearing the gas move. Also have a hairless spot there where the rest of my stomach and chest have hair. Not sure if that is related to it or not, as I also appendix carry my concealed weapon and it rubs there all the time.

Maybe too much info, but just know you're not a lone.
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As an addition I also have to take prilosec usually once a week or I get severe stomach acid building into my esophagus. That stuff works wonders!
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
IBS?

Keep a food diary and see if you can find the culprit.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
I had giardia when I was about 19 (now 27), I think there is a chance it never fully went away.
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Giardia never goes away - at least at this point cannot be eliminated. Can only be controlled.

Usually symptoms follow exposure in a short time of one or two days. I cannot say for certain that giardia is ever delayed for a time period.

You do need to check for this problem - perhaps ahead of other possibilities.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
I had giardia when I was about 19 (now 27), I think there is a chance it never fully went away.
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Giardia never goes away - at least at this point cannot be eliminated. Can only be controlled.

Usually symptoms follow exposure in a short time of one or two days. I cannot say for certain that giardia is ever delayed for a time period.

You do need to check for this problem - perhaps ahead of other possibilities.
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Huh, I was told by the doc that after antibiotic treatment that it would kill the Giardia and things would be back to normal. Is this incorrect?
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
I wake up with it. Go to SK
Sleep with it,
Live with it.
Is it the food???
No matter what I eat!!!!
Damn itdamned
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Have you taken some antibiotics? Your stomach isn't digesting the food right probably because you don't have a good set of bacteria in your stomach. Go get some good pro-biotics from a health food store and take them. You need to restore the flora balance.

In addition, eat some yogurt with live bacteria and drink some Bulgarian style buttermilk. Just a few ounces everyday will help.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
purge with lots of water
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
YES. Drives me insane sometimes. I've noticed wheat/carbs make it worse. Drink a teaspoon of baking soda dissolved in water. Helps a little.
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Re: what is it with this gas? my belly is now always rumbling and full of gases. anyone else feel like exploding?
yoghurt drinks, green tea, don't gulp food or eat too fast.
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Try this OP!!


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