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Caught it on tape: Real Estate Agent Went Bonkers on Me!

 
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Caught it on tape: Real Estate Agent Went Bonkers on Me!
He told me that people with my wife and my income should quit looking to live in some dump and get it together and get a mortgage!

I am going to post the audio as soon as I bleep out my name and the realtor's name.

He told me, I am the problem wanting to live off of cash, and that I am un-American! His words!
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hmmm keep us posted
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He nutted out! It's was hilarious! Told me, that getting a mortgage was the responsible way to live not living off of cash!
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He nutted out! It's was hilarious! Told me, that getting a mortgage was the responsible way to live not living off of cash!
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Just point at the stupid fuck and laugh.
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If that cash was in HIS pocket then it would be responsible.
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Saved for later.
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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He told me that people with my wife and my income should quit looking to live in some dump and get it together and get a mortgage!

I am going to post the audio as soon as I bleep out my name and the realtor's name.

He told me, I am the problem wanting to live off of cash, and that I am un-American! His words!
 Quoting: American Sith: Darth Shillerus


Eagerly awaiting this expose of your sensless, unpatriotic, and willful greed, you monster.

ohyeah
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release it unedited, give out the names and company so we know the whole truth op.
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Amazing. LMAO!!

He's just pissed since people have regained some sanity since the housing boom. Missing his glory days.
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release it unedited, give out the names and company so we know the whole truth op.
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Please do not, OP.

Freaks can trace you down with minimal info. Not safe for you or your family.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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He nutted out! It's was hilarious! Told me, that getting a mortgage was the responsible way to live not living off of cash!
 Quoting: American Sith: Darth Shillerus


When you get the audio up, I'll green pin it for you.

Reminds me of the car dealer I dealt with a few years back -- I always pay cash, and set a mid-level price range.

Car dealer kept telling me "if you could set your sights a little higher".

"Higher for whom?" I asked.

"To get you into something you'll really enjoy!" he sputterd.

"I enjoy my money earning interest, not rolling around depreciating"

(this was a few years back when earning interest actually meant something)
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If he told you housing was going to go up up and up then he is right. So will gas and food. The signs are pointing to severe inflation.

I'm telling you for your own good, buy property if you can afford it now. If you don't you will watch your cash savings become worthless and you won't be able to do anything about it.
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TOTAL BS, wheres the video? dont say theres a video if theirs not. and stop making your wife live out of debt, we have banks to support this is merica
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If he told you housing was going to go up up and up then he is right. So will gas and food. The signs are pointing to severe inflation.

I'm telling you for your own good, buy property if you can afford it now. If you don't you will watch your cash savings become worthless and you won't be able to do anything about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


Necissities, such as gas and food are going up.

Luxuries are stagnating, even going down.

Big, luxurious mcmansions that somebody has to pay the utility bills and property taxes on are not -- and will not -- increase in value.
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His boss must have chewed his ass because his sales are in the red !
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If he told you housing was going to go up up and up then he is right. So will gas and food. The signs are pointing to severe inflation.

I'm telling you for your own good, buy property if you can afford it now. If you don't you will watch your cash savings become worthless and you won't be able to do anything about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


Necissities, such as gas and food are going up.

Luxuries are stagnating, even going down.

Big, luxurious mcmansions that somebody has to pay the utility bills and property taxes on are not -- and will not -- increase in value.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


wtf

On the west coast people are offering to pay over the asking price. That will push prices up.

Just so you know, I don't like it either
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TOTAL BS, wheres the video? dont say theres a video if theirs not. and stop making your wife live out of debt, we have banks to support this is merica
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OP never promised a video, but an audio. He has stated that he is going to edit out personal info before posting it.

And what is this shit about "making" his wife live out of debt?

Women (present company included!) are just as capable of living financially sound, debt free lives by making firm and responsible decisions, as are men.
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TOTAL BS, wheres the video? dont say theres a video if theirs not. and stop making your wife live out of debt, we have banks to support this is merica
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33219817


OP never promised a video, but an audio. He has stated that he is going to edit out personal info before posting it.

And what is this shit about "making" his wife live out of debt?

Women (present company included!) are just as capable of living financially sound, debt free lives by making firm and responsible decisions, as are men.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


... and the assumption that because his wife is pretty she would want to be buried in debt on some insanely priced house is crazy!
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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... and the assumption that because his wife is pretty she would want to be buried in debt on some insanely priced house is crazy!
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Like going to a car dealership, and the first two question they ask me are:

1) How much can I "afford in (monthly) payments?", and

2) What color of car would I like?

scratching

I would like a mechanically sound, low mileage car, preferably with minor cosmetic damage. And here is my (relative) who is a mechanic and will be asking more detailed questions.
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If he told you housing was going to go up up and up then he is right. So will gas and food. The signs are pointing to severe inflation.

I'm telling you for your own good, buy property if you can afford it now. If you don't you will watch your cash savings become worthless and you won't be able to do anything about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801




This is true, but never put yourself in a bad position, your house payment with taxes and utilities should never be more than ¼ of your income. Our current house payment will look like nothing compared to what they and rent prices will be in the next ten years as we inflate our way out of debt.

Realtors do not have bosses, no one pays them anything so if they drive you around for 2 weeks looking to buy a house and you do not buy that is money out of their pocket. This is why they get mad and freak out, not uncommon to spend a grand in gas a week and not sell a house. Sometimes going 2 or 3 months without a paycheck spending that much a week in gas + monthly fees and advertising it is easily 5 grand a month just to run the business even when you do not sell a thing.

No excuse for the guy to be an ass though ever, just fire him and move on.

I deal with these people daily, good news is a lot of the bad ones are dropping out of the industry because they can’t cut it and the good ones are doing good. I’d say right now @80% of realtors suck at what they do, they try to work part time and are going broke.

The government plans on inflating our way out of this debt issue, as our dollar becomes devalued they will cry “look what we did for housing prices you house is now worth more than in the housing boom” but the truth will be the dollar is just worth that much less.

Never take on a car payment either, you will pay more money on cars and upkeep than anything in your life, all down the drain.





Here are some real numbers to think about, average house price 1970 $23,000 and the average house payment in 1970 $125 bucks @7% intrest.

By 1980 average house price was $56,000 and the average house payment was $621 at @15% intrest, this is happening right now again by design.


Buy now because the next generation of house payment will make our current house payment look like nothing.

Right now they are giving money away, our current interest rates will most likely be below the future inflation rate. Meaning your payment would be cheaper and cheaper each year relative to the inflation rate.

We most likely will end up with sky rocking interest rates in the next 5 years going back to the 1980’s levels when 18% interest was not uncommon.

Right now you can get a loan at @3.3% that is basically free money.

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If he told you housing was going to go up up and up then he is right. So will gas and food. The signs are pointing to severe inflation.

I'm telling you for your own good, buy property if you can afford it now. If you don't you will watch your cash savings become worthless and you won't be able to do anything about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801




This is true, but never put yourself in a bad position, your house payment with taxes and utilities should never be more than ¼ of your income. Our current house payment will look like nothing compared to what they and rent prices will be in the next ten years as we inflate our way out of debt.

Realtors do not have bosses, no one pays them anything so if they drive you around for 2 weeks looking to buy a house and you do not buy that is money out of their pocket. This is why they get mad and freak out, not uncommon to spend a grand in gas a week and not sell a house. Sometimes going 2 or 3 months without a paycheck spending that much a week in gas + monthly fees and advertising it is easily 5 grand a month just to run the business even when you do not sell a thing.

No excuse for the guy to be an ass though ever, just fire him and move on.

I deal with these people daily, good news is a lot of the bad ones are dropping out of the industry because they can’t cut it and the good ones are doing good. I’d say right now @80% of realtors suck at what they do, they try to work part time and are going broke.

The government plans on inflating our way out of this debt issue, as our dollar becomes devalued they will cry “look what we did for housing prices you house is now worth more than in the housing boom” but the truth will be the dollar is just worth that much less.

Never take on a car payment either, you will pay more money on cars and upkeep than anything in your life, all down the drain.





Here are some real numbers to think about, average house price 1970 $23,000 and the average house payment in 1970 $125 bucks @7% intrest.

By 1980 average house price was $56,000 and the average house payment was $621 at @15% intrest, this is happening right now again by design.


Buy now because the next generation of house payment will make our current house payment look like nothing.

Right now they are giving money away, our current interest rates will most likely be below the future inflation rate. Meaning your payment would be cheaper and cheaper each year relative to the inflation rate.

We most likely will end up with sky rocking interest rates in the next 5 years going back to the 1980’s levels when 18% interest was not uncommon.

Right now you can get a loan at @3.3% that is basically free money.
 Quoting: Chrit


The scary thing is if costs of living go up 50% then salaries and incomes go up maybe 20%, if even that. People in places where there are still jobs are struggling with two incomes on the house payments. Incomes will have to rise or extended family will have to move in to help with the costs.

I'm not sure that I want to see how it ends.
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I totally agree with what is going on right now. My hubby and I are looking for a house (to pay in cash), and we have been having a hard time in our area because investors are buying the houses really quickly! Also, a couple of years ago we walked into a certain dealership to buy a car. We told the sales person that we wanted to pay cash and she immediately asked us to come into the office and closed the door. She explained to us that we would probably need to look elsewhere because most of their customers procured auto loans and that their company made most of their income this way.
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TOTAL BS, wheres the video? dont say theres a video if theirs not. and stop making your wife live out of debt, we have banks to support this is merica
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OP never promised a video, but an audio. He has stated that he is going to edit out personal info before posting it.

And what is this shit about "making" his wife live out of debt?

Women (present company included!) are just as capable of living financially sound, debt free lives by making firm and responsible decisions, as are men.
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wow you wouldnt know sarcasm if it was the hand that should be slapping yo face.
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He nutted out! It's was hilarious! Told me, that getting a mortgage was the responsible way to live not living off of cash!
 Quoting: American Sith: Darth Shillerus


When you get the audio up, I'll green pin it for you.

Reminds me of the car dealer I dealt with a few years back -- I always pay cash, and set a mid-level price range.

Car dealer kept telling me "if you could set your sights a little higher".

"Higher for whom?" I asked.

"To get you into something you'll really enjoy!" he sputterd.

"I enjoy my money earning interest, not rolling around depreciating"

(this was a few years back when earning interest actually meant something)
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The funniest conversations I have ever heard in my life was between a nearly deaf car salesman -- and a nearly deaf customer. Two 80-year old guys standing within a foot of each other saying 'what'... 'come again'... 'huh?'... 'what..' 'say again...'

They were both in the showroom... with one trying to show the other a new car... and there was no comedy intended, they were really trying to have a serious conversation. It was on-off for 30 minutes... every once in awhile one would understand the other, and just as you thought they were in sync, it would start all over again... 'aye'... 'what'... 'what'.... 'huh'...
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I totally agree with what is going on right now. My hubby and I are looking for a house (to pay in cash), and we have been having a hard time in our area because investors are buying the houses really quickly! Also, a couple of years ago we walked into a certain dealership to buy a car. We told the sales person that we wanted to pay cash and she immediately asked us to come into the office and closed the door. She explained to us that we would probably need to look elsewhere because most of their customers procured auto loans and that their company made most of their income this way.
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A new trick I figured out!!!

When buying a car:

Do the reverse math at current interest rates and come up with the approximate monthly payment you would be making on the car IF you were to be financing it.

State that figure as your "budget" to the salesman.

The salesman is quietly, mentally calculating in his share of the finance fee as he shows you various cars.

Pick the car you want.

Then, when you get down to the nitty gritty, after you have had him do all the computations on everything -- which will at some point have to have a 'cash' actual sum to be financed -- then suddenly announce that you have decided to pay cash.

They hate this.
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He told me that people with my wife and my income should quit looking to live in some dump and get it together and get a mortgage!

I am going to post the audio as soon as I bleep out my name and the realtor's name.

He told me, I am the problem wanting to live off of cash, and that I am un-American! His words!
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Tell that idiot to go fuck himself and go suck a banker's dick some more.
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next time make little mp3 or flv and upload it before posting anything that states "caught on tape". also if a sales person pressures you with demeaning, harrasing BS, contact their employer, file a complaint and sue them. it would be easily done if you actually have a freakin tape.
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He told me that people with my wife and my income should quit looking to live in some dump and get it together and get a mortgage!

I am going to post the audio as soon as I bleep out my name and the realtor's name.

He told me, I am the problem wanting to live off of cash, and that I am un-American! His words!
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Don't bleep his name out. He needs called out for being that fucking backwards and stupid.
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I think that the OP got cold feet about posting the audio. Ah well. All the stuff posted in this thread about RE agents and car dealers is very believable, though.
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He told me that people with my wife and my income should quit looking to live in some dump and get it together and get a mortgage!

I am going to post the audio as soon as I bleep out my name and the realtor's name.

He told me, I am the problem wanting to live off of cash, and that I am un-American! His words!
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Don't bleep his name out. He needs called out for being that fucking backwards and stupid.
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the only reason why you would blur out his name is if you plan to sue, otherwise if he was on your property or public property you can record the event all you want and post unedited without permission. if you plan to sue, then save the vid for a lawyer.
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I think that the OP got cold feet about posting the audio. Ah well. All the stuff posted in this thread about RE agents and car dealers is very believable, though.
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IT LOOKS MORE LIKE IT WAS JUST BS. maybe OP is too ashamed of what really happened and just got on here inflate their leaking ego

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