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BREAKING NEWS: GLP DOWN-GLP DOWN, RAID ON ZEROPOINT LTD.

 
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BREAKING NEWS: GLP DOWN-GLP DOWN, RAID ON ZEROPOINT LTD.
Today Godlikeproduction conspiracy forum has gone down again. Reports are filtering in that a 1.8 Trillion dollar RED button was pushed by the US Government. This one time use "Conspiracy Forum"kill switch has been center of controversy ever since it was placed beside the other BIG RED BUTTON, which is also one time use... It was later learned that during the shutdown anarchy erupted and Jesus came down fom heaven and raptured the last remaining virgins, about 144,000 in total, proclaiming to the rest his followers, " I never knew you!" and then left Earth. The newly elected Pope along with religious clerics, rabbis and spiritual leaders are outraged at the turn of events and have called on junior members to attend an EMERGENCY MASS, reportedly for panic sex; which further explains the prophecy about weeping and nashing of teeth. following the recent developments, Jason Lucus, owner of zeropoint.Ltd. and GLP had his mothers basement apartment raided by the CIA, MI6 ISRAELI MOSSAD and the Girlscouts of the Federation of Russia, where he was found in pocession of a loaded fully automatic bubble blowing pistol at which point the international agents fell back to defencive positions and proceeded burn down the building Waco/Dorner style. Autopsies have yet to be performed on the suspects 27 feline companions.
The United Nations has called the Vatican for the history of these events to be rewriten as signed by executive order. More to follow as events unfold! flip
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