The real reason that we could go to the moon then and we can't go now is because men were men back then and now there ain't nothing but a bunch of pussies.

Back then all we needed was a thin sheet of aluminum foil between the astronauts and outer space, now they say we need at least six feet of lead shielding. Pussies!

Back then we had real men who could go through the Van Allen belts and live into their seventies and more. Now today they say that going through the belts will kill you. What a bunch of pussies.

In the 60's real men didn't care or even think about solar radiation on the surface of the moon. No protection from Gamma rays or synchrotron radiation either. This is what pussies worry about. Back then we whacked a golf ball around the moon just to prove we could do it.

Physics couldn't stop real men back then.

Today we let physics push us around and dictate reality.

Pussies.