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Thread: GLP Themed Story! Voting CLOSED! :) The Winner is... Special Announcement Inside!!!!




Ladies and Gentlemen, AC’s and Members! I am proud to announce to you, a contest for 'one months full upgraded membership! A 10 dollar value! This donated generously by a individual that wishes to remain anonymous at this time.

This contest is open to all… but remember you have to at least have a free account to be eligible to redeem the prize!

Just like the last contest (The Poetry contest)… this will be open from Friday to Sunday (March 1st - March 3rd)

Contest is over at 6pm EST Sunday (March 3rd)

After the contest is over… 5 top finalist will be picked for a poll thread. Just like the last time. The GLP Community picks the winner… But wait… I am personally throwing in a trial upgrade to the GLPer that comes in 2nd place!

AND a donation generously by another member Shoot Strait Johnny will provide another trial upgrade to a 3rd place winner!

Now I wanna see your best original GLP themed story.

I want 300 words or less…

Be creative, be bold… entertain us, enlighten us, entice us! Use the memes of GLP… we all know them.... use them to create the best damned GLP themed story for us to see!

If you are unsure what your word count is… you can use this link
[link to www.wordcounttool.com]

So there it is GLP an easy fun way to receive a full membership…
(just don’t forget you need at least a free account to be eligible for the prize!)

AC’s and Members lets have it!

If you are curious… this OP is exactly 251 words…

GAME ON!

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Why can't we have easier competitions like what is the price of a Big Mac or which is the world'd best cola(coca~cola)?????

I mean writing? Poetry? Drawings? Space shit?

It just aint fair Dr Acs, it just aint.
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Dunno...I might decide to write a story about the hermaphrodite of scars..
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Why can't we have easier competitions like what is the price of a Big Mac or which is the world'd best cola(coca~cola)?????

I mean writing? Poetry? Drawings? Space shit?

It just aint fair Dr Acs, it just aint.
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cruise
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banana2 OH BOY! I love these contests!
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banana2 OH BOY! I love these contests!
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rockon

would love for you to win it!

create an account and submit an entry!
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Dunno...I might decide to write a story about the hermaphrodite of scars..
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lol

write it and submit it right here!

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"Server Busy - We'll back soon, don't panic!"
That was the last message ever returned from a GLP server on the Internet. I read it at 12:43pm, CMT on a Friday.

I had just finished reading about Chinese hack attacks on US cyber infrastructure, Janet Napolitano's shrill warnings about an impending "Cyber 9/11", and yet another call from the Obama White House for absolute control of the Internet in the form of an "Internet kill switch" to save us from “terrorists”.

I think Cyber 9/11 happened on that day. And I'm not ashamed to say I'm scared. I'm writing this on a word processor and saving it to a local file on my laptop, because all Internet access is down. No GLP, no Google, no Facebook, no email. I can't even get DHCP from my ISP. That was 6 days ago. I guess I’m hoping the ‘net comes back up so I can blog this. Hoping, praying…

At least cellphone networks stayed up for while longer. But just voice and SMS, no Internet data access. The last SMS I got was a Geomagnetic Storm Warning from spaceweather.com. It was K-index 5, which isn’t a big deal. Then it went to a K-index of 6, then 7. I talked to my parents in Kansas, and asked them how they were doing. They don’t have Internet access, so nothing seemed out of place to them. That was 3 days ago.

This morning, the radio and TV networks switched over to the EBS, multi-tone test pattern and everything. But no announcement was forthcoming. So we’re in some emergency, deaf and blind, and nobody is telling us what it is. Was a North Korean air burst nuke EMP attack? A new Carrington Event? Chinese cyber first strike? A barrage of meteors? What’s going on?

The silence and not knowing, that’s the worst part.
Actually, that’s not the worst part.
The power just went out...

hiding
(Entry #1)

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:aaa8:

To counter your one star pallooza you are getting!
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Thread title...

FORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO...


Jesus on the cross...seeing all this world was..is..and will be..knowing all being all...said these words to God the father..


Do we know what we do..well...MABIE NOT!


Look at this link..they have had this since 1983..NOW WHAT DO THEY HAVE?


[link to www.us-government-torture.com]


THEY
CAN READ OUR THOUGHTS FROM SATELLITE?

YA..BABY..AND MORE..OH..SO..SO.. MUCH MORE..


The brain activity of an individual
is monitored and transmitted to a remote location (e.g. by satellite).


At the remote location, the monitored brain activity is compared with pre-recorded normalized brain activity curves, waveforms, or patterns to determine if a match or substantial match is found.

If such a match is found, then the computer at the remote location determines that the individual was attempting to communicate the word, phrase




WELL..MORE..MUCH MORE..

US Patent #
Description

Inventor
Filed Issued
US3014477 Hypnotic Inducer (Mind Control Machine)
Carlin
1956 1961
US3060795 Apparatus For Producing Visual Stimulation (Subconscious Transmission via Movie Film)

1958 1962
US3278676 Apparatus For Producing Visual and Auditory Stimulation (Subconscious Transmission via TV)
Becker
1958 1966
US3393279 Nervous System Excitation Device
Flanagan
1962 1968
US3563246 Method and Apparatus For Improving Neural Performance In Human Subjects By Electrotherapy
Puharich
1967 1971
US3629521 Hearing Systems (RF/Microwave)
Puharich
1970 1971
US3712292 Method Of and Apparatus For Producing Swept Frequency Modulated Audio Signal Patterns For Inducing Sleep (Brain Frequencies Broadcast)
Zentmayer, Jr.
1971 1973
US3884218 Method of Inducing and Maintaining Stages Of Sleep in the Human Being (FFR - Frequency Following Response Microwave)
Monroe
1970 1975
US3951134 Apparatus and Method For Remotely Monitoring and Altering Brain Waves (RF/Electromagnetic Waves)
Malech
1974 1976
US4395600 Auditory Subliminal Message System and Method (Subliminal Brainwash via Music or Other Sound)
Lundy
1980 1983
US4717343 Method Of Changing A Person’s Behavior (Subconscious Brainwash via Video)
Densky
1986 1988
US4777529 Auditory Subliminal Programming System (Silent Brainwash Via Music or Other Sound)
Schultz/Dolejs
1987 1988
US4834701 Apparatus For Inducing Frequency Reduction In Brain Wave (FFR - Brain Frequencies Transmission)
Masaki
1985 1989
US4858612 Hearing Device (Microwave Hearing)
Stocklin
1983 1989
US4877027 Hearing System (Microwave Hearing via open air Broadcast)
Brunkan
1988 1989
US5159703 Silent Subliminal Presentation System (aka Silent Sound - Microwave)
Lowery
1989 1992
US5356368 Method Of and Apparatus For Inducing Desired States Of Consciousness (FFR/EEG Waveforms By Broadcast)
Monroe
1991 1994
US5774088 Method and System For Warning Birds Of Hazards (Microwave Hearing)
Kreithen
1997 1998
US5889870 Acoustic Heterodyne Device and Method (Ultrasound. Ventriloquist Effect.)
Norris
1996 1999
US6011991 Communication System and Method Including Brain Wave Analysis and/or Use of Brain Activity (Remote Viewing)
Mardirossian
1998 2000
US6052336 Apparatus and Method Of Broadcasting Audible Sound Using Ultrasonic Sound As A Carrier (Ultrasound)
Lowery
1998 2000
US6470214 Method and device For Implementing The Radio Frequency Hearing Effect (Microwave Hearing)
O’Loughlin/Loree
1992 2002
US6587729 Apparatus For Audibly Communicating Speech Using The Radio Frequency Hearing Effect (Microwave Hearing)

u...are..not..your...own.. [link to www.usa-anti-communist.com]
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Ok Dr Acs, I have a story which i wrote here on this very site!!!!

Can you just extend the word count to 549? I just checked it on that wordcount site and it is either too long or the wordcount site doesn't work very well??

I also got two good comments about it so it might be a winner for a years membership prize?

Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog.
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Oops, never mind

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Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog.
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That reminds me, I have 30 starving half-dog children.
:dogs:
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Oops, never mind
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"300 words or less".
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(bonus modified haiku)

My tomato plants
In or out?
Uncle is calling
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Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog.
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That reminds me, I have 30 starving half-dog children.
:dogs:
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I take it your wife is a hot fire crotch that walks on all fours? Eh?
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

every-citizen
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I take it your wife is a hot fire crotch that walks on all fours? Eh?
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It's wives, plural.
And yes, they're all red rovers, yo.

banana

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I take it your wife is a hot fire crotch that walks on all fours? Eh?
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It's wives, plural.
And yes, they're all red rovers, yo.

banana
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You have beautiful children btw! They have their fathers teeth I see.

Last Edited by Chip on 03/01/2013 01:55 PM
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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Ok Dr Acs, I have a story which i wrote here on this very site!!!!

Can you just extend the word count to 549? I just checked it on that wordcount site and it is either too long or the wordcount site doesn't work very well??

I also got two good comments about it so it might be a winner for a years membership prize?

Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35331460


Could you not maybe just cull your story to make it shorter?

For example you could cut out the beginning bit, and the end bit. And also maybe the bit in the middle.

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Eu não posso viver Eu não posso respirar, a menos que você faça isso comigo
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I take it your wife is a hot fire crotch that walks on all fours? Eh?
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It's wives, plural.
And yes, they're all red rovers, yo.

banana
 Quoting: Dom Diputs


You have beautiful children btw! They have their fathers teeth I see.
 Quoting: Chip


And like to smell your crotch, like their moms.

banana

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Could you not maybe just cull your story to make it shorter?

For example you could cut out the beginning bit, and the end bit. And also maybe the bit in the middle.

angryface
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cruiser
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I take it your wife is a hot fire crotch that walks on all fours? Eh?
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It's wives, plural.
And yes, they're all red rovers, yo.

banana
 Quoting: Dom Diputs


You have beautiful children btw! They have their fathers teeth I see.
 Quoting: Chip


And like to smell your crotch, like their mom.

banana
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Yes...there are many with that problem.
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(second bonus haiku)

Rory stands at the pit's edge
"This is GLP!"
Just one kick and in he goes
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Yes...there are many with that problem.
kirkdis
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lmao
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Why can't we have easier competitions like what is the price of a Big Mac or which is the world'd best cola(coca~cola)?????

I mean writing? Poetry? Drawings? Space shit?

It just aint fair Dr Acs, it just aint.
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hahah

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Oops, never mind
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Well it doesn't rhyme and only contains one line but it's short & sweet and to the point!

ericcartman


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"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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(third bonus haiku)

Dr. Acula, Helptard,
Creates a contest,
Excluding haikus, I cry
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(Entry #2)

My uncle said the shortest story wins the contest.

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Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog.
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That reminds me, I have 30 starving half-dog children.
:dogs:
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LOL,,,that is kind of creepy..the one on the far right actually looks like someone I have seen before...
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~
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Ok Dr Acs, I have a story which i wrote here on this very site!!!!

Can you just extend the word count to 549? I just checked it on that wordcount site and it is either too long or the wordcount site doesn't work very well??

I also got two good comments about it so it might be a winner for a years membership prize?

Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog.
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I hate to go back on my own rules...

why dont you try the abridged version. you just need to drop 249 words

grinning

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