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This kind of excludes someone with writers block.
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Write a short story about being excluded because of writer's block.

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No, I was talking about myself only. <--writers block

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Yes Robert, thank you
That is my song.
but it serves no context in this contest.

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Yes Robert, thank you
That is my song.
but it serves no context in this contest.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


chuckle
“Expectations are the root of all heartache”
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Alrighty its noon...

I wanna see the best GLP has to offer. Come on GLP... you are some of the most clever folks i have ever been around... what say you?
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Alrighty its noon...

I wanna see the best GLP has to offer. Come on GLP... you are some of the most clever folks i have ever been around... what say you?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Did ya read mine? Did ya, did ya?? I know it doesn't follow the rules....but I like to share my thoughts and creativity. It's a road map to my soul
“Expectations are the root of all heartache”
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Alrighty its noon...

I wanna see the best GLP has to offer. Come on GLP... you are some of the most clever folks i have ever been around... what say you?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Did ya read mine? Did ya, did ya?? I know it doesn't follow the rules....but I like to share my thoughts and creativity. It's a road map to my soul
 Quoting: Etta


yeah I read yours Etta cheerS

But I am afraid I cannot speak on it directly and remain neutral and unbiased.

Thank you for sharing! grinning
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Alrighty its noon...

I wanna see the best GLP has to offer. Come on GLP... you are some of the most clever folks i have ever been around... what say you?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Did ya read mine? Did ya, did ya?? I know it doesn't follow the rules....but I like to share my thoughts and creativity. It's a road map to my soul
 Quoting: Etta


yeah I read yours Etta cheerS

But I am afraid I cannot speak on it directly and remain neutral and unbiased.

Thank you for sharing! grinning
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Just checking
“Expectations are the root of all heartache”
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Winning is for winners. When winners win we know who the winner is. What is a winner? A winner is the bestest one in the contest. Unless the judges are bad ones. It's more fun to win that to lose but you are you are going to win some you should have lost and loose some you should have won. If your older you should be practiced enough to win. If your younger you should be practising how to win.




I hope the bestest winner wins.

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Where is everyone at?

hmm

must be cashing their SSI checks

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Where is everyone at?

 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Hey, bloodsucker...

I've currently got 97 green karma points to my name. If people on here will furnish me with another 3 to make it 100 I will donate them to an extra trial upgrade for one person, so that you can give two runner-up prizes.

...will you bite..?
union

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I was found under the hood of an old Ford pickup as a newborn. It was foretold in ancient texts that I would 1 day come to understand the last unknown frontier of conscienceness, what women want!
Think that as what you asked for.

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Character is what you are. Reputation is what others think you are.
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Where is everyone at?

 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Hey, bloodsucker...

I've currently got 97 green karma points to my name. If people on here will furnish me with another 3 to make it 100 I will donate them to an extra trial upgrade for one person, so that you can give two runner-up prizes.

...will you bite..?
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Hey bouncing elephant, I would totally bite... but i already did on the 26th lol

but if somebody can help raise you i will offer my green support to them
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Where is everyone at?

 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Hey, bloodsucker...

I've currently got 97 green karma points to my name. If people on here will furnish me with another 3 to make it 100 I will donate them to an extra trial upgrade for one person, so that you can give two runner-up prizes.

...will you bite..?
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Hey bouncing elephant, I would totally bite... but i already did on the 26th lol

but if somebody can help raise you i will offer my green support to them
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Thanks to

Dickie
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Rabbit (who I can't find on the who's on list)

I now have 100.

So now you can add another runner up prize to your list. Just PM me when you have made your choice.
union

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Where is everyone at?

 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Hey, bloodsucker...

I've currently got 97 green karma points to my name. If people on here will furnish me with another 3 to make it 100 I will donate them to an extra trial upgrade for one person, so that you can give two runner-up prizes.

...will you bite..?
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Hey bouncing elephant, I would totally bite... but i already did on the 26th lol

but if somebody can help raise you i will offer my green support to them
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Thanks to

Dickie
A Friend
Rabbit (who I can't find on the who's on list)

I now have 100.

So now you can add another runner up prize to your list. Just PM me when you have made your choice.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny

hfpeace
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It was a rainy, uneventful dreary morning when I found a place called Godlike Productions on the net..Not knowing what to expect with a name like that, I dared to venture in..deep inside the domain were mostly layers of conspiracy threads that turned out for the most part to be mostly true..

Although I ran into shills,circus clowns and people down on their luck..there was always a shimmer of conspiracy within every thread I dared to open. The lady who's husband was cheating, and the 911 debacle...Hmmmm... And, the Sandy Hook thingy..chilling and sad..or was it?

ET conspiracies..you either believe we're alone in this big old universe or ya don't...and what ever happened to the thread about seeing crazy,unbelievable things?? I think it's still around somewhere in all those layers & layers of conspiracies that abound on that site. Much to my dismay..the site had been hacked recently..some people are just so intent on causing trouble..Then there's the man whose known only as Trinity...he's known as being somewhat of a bada-s who tells it like it is whether ya wanna hear it or not! He's the owner of the place..better be nice to him or you'll get baned as they say..

Another fellow is Dr. Acula...what a seemingly generous person who has alot to say as well. Then, there's a lady called Phen...she is very independent & doesn't take no bull from anyone. There's always the hapless guy who just lost his love...the nobody & woman of scars are hot topics some days..just like Japan,taxes,scams,new bills,etc...too. If you want news before it's muddled down news on the tele-news..LOL Check-out GLP..it'll be worth your time & effort.
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I am not currently logged in due to a big IP ban sweep. I really need a membership!

Here it goes.....

Ode to Bat Shit Crazy Biden

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic and
So am I

Thank you all for your consideration.


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Didn't Bill Murray say in What about Bob?
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What I have learned as an Anonymous Coward on GLP

To be an Anonymous Coward is to be more than just a number.
It serves a purpose in that it hides my identity so that I may speak on subjects that would otherwise land me in a psychiatric hospital.

In fact, I see GLP as a type of electronic psychiatric clinic where various doctors and specialists in many fields converge willingly, every evening, for a review of your latest phobia and they do this freely without compensation.

Ah! The pleasures of unleashing your inner fears! I recall the days of my youth where I was petrified watching "The Outer Limits" on television, and as each episode progressed, the subject that it concerned became another earthly object to avoid!

As a result, I ceased going to carnivals because they were a possible source of alien abduction. I always left balls of dust laying in corners alone, because the use of a vacuum cleaner could possibly activate an incredible alien electrical monster that could zap you into eternity. I stopped wearing glasses because of the possibility of seeing two dimensional creatures and always avoided old country houses because they were places where you may be held prisoner by an alien intelligence, possibly for hundreds of years.

As each week progressed, I became more and more housebound,there was no doubt that they were controlling transmission and could change the image from a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. Yes, I was forced to sit back and take in all that I could see and hear that stretched from the inner mind to the outer limits.

This is what GLP is. A new medium of transmission that makes all the anonymous cowards cringe as they read about UFO's, Asteroid strikes and DOOM! I for one am a believer!
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Where is everyone at?

 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Hey, bloodsucker...

I've currently got 97 green karma points to my name. If people on here will furnish me with another 3 to make it 100 I will donate them to an extra trial upgrade for one person, so that you can give two runner-up prizes.

...will you bite..?
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Hey bouncing elephant, I would totally bite... but i already did on the 26th lol

but if somebody can help raise you i will offer my green support to them
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Thanks to

Dickie
A Friend
Rabbit (who I can't find on the who's on list)

I now have 100.

So now you can add another runner up prize to your list. Just PM me when you have made your choice.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


grinning

many thanks for contributing to this!!

clappa
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 Quoting: Robert_


Yes Robert, thank you
That is my song.
but it serves no context in this contest.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


oh this is priceless!
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whats your agenda,
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Idol1

whats your agenda,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12774950


whats yours?

maybe hes just being nice and wants to help out a fellow glper
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Idol1

whats your agenda,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12774950


He wants to prove that Canadians can't be domesticated.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, AC’s and Members! I am proud to announce to you, a contest for 'one months full upgraded membership! A 10 dollar value! This donated generously by a individual that wishes to remain anonymous at this time.

This contest is open to all… but remember you have to at least have a free account to be eligible to redeem the prize!

Just like the last contest (The Poetry contest)… this will be open from Friday to Sunday (March 1st - March 3rd)

Contest is over at 6pm EST Sunday (March 3rd)

After the contest is over… 5 top finalist will be picked for a poll thread. Just like the last time. The GLP Community picks the winner… But wait… I am personally throwing in a trial upgrade to the GLPer that comes in 2nd place!

Now I wanna see your best original GLP themed story.

I want 300 words or less…

Be creative, be bold… entertain us, enlighten us, entice us! Use the memes of GLP… we all know them.... use them to create the best damned GLP themed story for us to see!

If you are unsure what your word count is… you can use this link
[link to www.wordcounttool.com]

So there it is GLP an easy fun way to receive a full membership…
(just don’t forget you need at least a free account to be eligible for the prize!)

AC’s and Members lets have it!

If you are curious… this OP is exactly 251 words…

GAME ON!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


where can i start? what should i say? or softly mumble?
words written down here on GLP often cause one to stumble!

stories here can enlighten the mood or can crash and burn.
some get lost in the moment or maybe just too obtuse to learn.

GLP is a book or a movie that should be already in the making.
it's people's lives through millions of screens that remain for the taking.

stories of hope stories of despair and stories of much loved shared.
emotions running high from the many that have only cared.

fact or fiction here on GLP the story does not really matter

for some it is about bend or break but the ban really does shatter.

world events that have come and gone that have made it to GLP'S screen.
conspiracies or not the story is here forever to always be seen.

life must still go on with or without sites like this.
of course many here on this forum do consider it bliss.


it's a closeness one often feels when writing whats on one own heart.

a connection felt through the web of millions that find it hard to depart.
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Idol1

whats your agenda,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12774950


whats yours?

maybe hes just being nice and wants to help out a fellow glper
 Quoting: Z-Punk


As with all things there is always a plot,

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