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The Land of Emerald Green

I remember GLP before the ban of free green love. Sundays were the best! The lovers and givers of GLP all somehow found their way to hallowed rooms of green. Green love would flow in from all the corners of the Universe, from the known and unknown. As each one's plate was filled, so they would fill the plates of their brothers and sisters, willingly, gladly. Like royalty they bequeathed their precious green with nary a worry about the loss as they lived in a mystical land of eternal replenishment.

The pleasure taken in the abundance of green love was evidenced by the happy, smiling comradery of a tribe known far and wide for their benevolence. All knew where to turn and who to ask for help with healing from the spiritual disease of red thumb. By simple notice set forth by the afflicted, the red plague would be besieged and love again flowed through the lands. Good conquered evil here for one and all.

Who among the green tribe knew of plans behind the scenes to eradicate their dynasty? In their innocence, not a one, such that on that posthumous day of green love armegeddon, the tribe lay itself down peacefully, knowing their time there was past. Today in GLP land the once abundant fertile green love is doled out in sparser fashion, having to be earned as if love can be quantified. If you are lucky though and know where to look, the essence of the green love tribe remains within the hearts and minds of many still here. Those who know that to give love brings love.

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Haven't got the time to write a story but I'll trade you a backroads tour of KY in an exotic car of your choice , for a quick uprade. :)
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That sounds so dirty.
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I added a bit of bold to this.

chuckle
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You would have more fun on a buckboard hauling some hay behind a horse that knows the trails.
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True GLP story from waaay back.

My usual avatar has always been Flatbed. Back in the early 2000's, a consortium of GLP scaries tried to scare the beejesus out of me. Flame, Nightmare and OK were always posting cryptic threads. I could never understand them. So, I guess to pick on my naievete, they got together to scare me senseless. They warned me that I was being remote viewed by some RV'er. They said he was from the dark side and had evil intents towards me. That was enough to keep me off GLP for a good long while. I began to feel eyes on me all around my house, I was afraid they were following me room to room. I hated to go to the bathroom and showering was frightening. Then a thread was posted, "Have you seen Flatbed shower?" Oh my God, this was getting beyond the point of reason. I never knew if I actually believed in Remote Viewing, but this was really getting creepy. I stayed away for about six months.
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Excellent, could do a whole book on this.
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At 4:50 est. I took the LoP offline
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cruise
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wonder how much my wife would like that?

hmm

lol
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Well.. to be PC, she could ride with me, and you could ride ride with my husband.
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huffy


cruiser
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1 month(s) is singular, not plural. Just sayin, .....
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I have to clue as to what you are referring to

cruise

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~

"They're so adorable when they're sleeping..."

She heard this and shifted slightly to announce her presence. Stepping silently from the bluish shadows cast by the monitors, Major Caroline Pepper stood at attention.

"Uncle?" she said into the semi-darkness. On the countless monitors she saw the Humans, most asleep since it was 3:22 AM Earth time.

"I thought you said something, Sir."

"Nothing Major, apologies, I didn't realize you had come in. Just watching them sleep is all. FASCINATING how they all just...shut down." The General heaved his immense bulk forward and into her true line of sight. Gathering all her professional resources, she quickly hid her disgust as he began to recite her instructions.

"As before, I need you down there and on the inside. Your unique...er...abilities... make you well suited for the mission’s final phase.”

“Yes sir. But I did want to to speak to you personally about the Humans. They just seem so, well, vulnerable. And quite frankly likeable, Uncle. Are you sure we have to...”

“Is this insubordination I detect, Pepper?” As he raised his voice the feedback in her translator implant nearly made her drop to her knees. Nearly.

“No sir, it’s just I thought I heard you...”

“You heard nothing of the kind, Major!” The room pulsated with the noise.

“Of course not sir. Parasites and vermin. That is all.”

“That’s better Major. I don’t need Senior Staff getting attached to the subjects at this late date. Now. Stick to Frankie. Stick to him like glue. Like glue. Oh, that’s a good one!!”

His roar caused the monitors to flicker and intense feedback in her ear. Still chuckling, he waved her away with a shadowy limb.

“Telephone poles, Pepper!” He bellowed as she backed slowly out of the room. “Telephone poles!!!”

~
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I was feeling reminiscent peace

Bloked Again! A term that would become infamous here and its origin could very well have been the upstart of the prepper movement. I was in my early twenties the first time Aussie Bloke graced this board with his presence. A time that has almost been forgotten, a time when that four-letter word we all cherish was first uttered, “DOOM.” Some well esteemed members of this board at that time where taken in by the web of his scientific mumbo jumbo and the dire eloquence in which he displayed it.

To tell you the truth I didn’t read much into the Aussie bloke threads. I had already been duped by the failed doom of the 5/5/2000 planet alignment, and saw too many similarities. Besides, I was busy impersonating Richard Eldridge, listening to Zakk bitch about getting fucked by Britney Spears, dumbstruck over WIO’s photo analysis (God, I miss those!), absorbed in Quantum Hosts haiku wisdom, and perfecting the art that would later be known as trolling.

It was before The Traveler started posting on every thread, which would evolve into the “This board is CIA.” Conspiracies. Before Kevin would spam the board with ridiculous ravings, or Killz would just spam the entire board. It was when real truth was still new to so many and could slip out at any moment (I still have a hard time finding any information on the Egyptian vaults in the Grand Canyon.)

I have come and gone from this board over the years leaving only faint traces of ever actually being here. But that’s how I like it.
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no posts after this will be eligible for the prize(s)


THANKS to everyone who played!!!!
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"Invasive fibrocistic anomaly".
Those three words made my blood run cold.

I knew there was something wrong, really wrong, when that itch started and wouldn't stop. Creams, anti-histamines, steroid injections, nothing helped. It kept spreading, getting worse, driving me mad.

The first time I went to the doctor, he said it was "psychosomatic", that I was making it up! Right, like I would invent an itch that won't go away. I may be paranoid, but I'm not crazy. So I went home and logged into GLP. I found something. A description of a mysterious ailment that was inexplicable and almost alien in nature...

"Morgellons".

I saw my doctor again the following week and told him about Morgellons. He laughed and gave me a prescription for SSRIs!

That was 2 weeks ago. I just got back from an alternative treatment facility in Sweden. The condition is terminal.

"Invasive fibrocistic anomaly".
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Wow dude...that sux...

Stay strong...and

Keep the faith bro...

hf
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THANKS to everyone who played!!!!
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You should also note any editing of a post after this time means disqualification.

Otherwise any one of those silly little posts could be edited with an entry. Or tweeking entries.

Not that it matters, I could care less. Though, I enjoy being punctual, spot on and always...ALWAYS on time.



btw, your name reminds me of another play on the Dr thing. Only this was a real name......

Dr. Ugs

Dr.ugs

Drugs

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Do your absolute best and the rest is fate.
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THANKS to everyone who played!!!!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


You should also note any editing of a post after this time means disqualification.

Otherwise any one of those silly little posts could be edited with an entry. Or tweeking entries.

Not that it matters, I could care less. Though, I enjoy being punctual, spot on and always...ALWAYS on time.



btw, your name reminds me of another play on the Dr thing. Only this was a real name......

Dr. Ugs

Dr.ugs

Drugs
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


good point! thumbs

All posts up until now have been noted though ;)
I'm quite punctual too :)

Dr. Ugs thats cool as hell

grinning

cheers
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"Invasive fibrocistic anomaly".
Those three words made my blood run cold.

I knew there was something wrong, really wrong, when that itch started and wouldn't stop. Creams, anti-histamines, steroid injections, nothing helped. It kept spreading, getting worse, driving me mad.

The first time I went to the doctor, he said it was "psychosomatic", that I was making it up! Right, like I would invent an itch that won't go away. I may be paranoid, but I'm not crazy. So I went home and logged into GLP. I found something. A description of a mysterious ailment that was inexplicable and almost alien in nature...

"Morgellons".

I saw my doctor again the following week and told him about Morgellons. He laughed and gave me a prescription for SSRIs!

That was 2 weeks ago. I just got back from an alternative treatment facility in Sweden. The condition is terminal.

"Invasive fibrocistic anomaly".
 Quoting: Rorschach


Wow dude...that sux...

Stay strong...and

Keep the faith bro...

hf
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It's just a story.
And thanks.
hf
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Click the link below to vote! :)
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:once upon a no:
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:winningwinning:
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:bsyfmy:
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Love "Tarder sauce". lol
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Thanks for the vote Isis.
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Thanks for the vote Isis.
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You're welcome flatbed, looks like we didn't make the cut, too bad, I thought ours and TCS's on page 7 were some of the best, oh well, another time maybe.

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:bsyfmy:
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:buseywife:
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:bsyfmy:
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:buseywife:
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:grysme:
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:bsyfmy:
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:buseywife:
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:grysme:
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