CONTEST! Now Closed, Voting poll now open! (Click to find link)

Why can't we have easier competitions like what is the price of a Big Mac or which is the world'd best cola(coca~cola)?????

I mean writing? Poetry? Drawings? Space shit?

It just aint fair Dr Acs, it just aint.

Dunno...I might decide to write a story about the hermaphrodite of scars..

OH BOY! I love these contests!

would love for you to win it!

create an account and submit an entry!

write it and submit it right here!

"Server Busy - We'll back soon, don't panic!"
That was the last message ever returned from a GLP server on the Internet. I read it at 12:43pm, CMT on a Friday.

I had just finished reading about Chinese hack attacks on US cyber infrastructure, Janet Napolitano's shrill warnings about an impending "Cyber 9/11", and yet another call from the Obama White House for absolute control of the Internet in the form of an "Internet kill switch" to save us from “terrorists”.

I think Cyber 9/11 happened on that day. And I'm not ashamed to say I'm scared. I'm writing this on a word processor and saving it to a local file on my laptop, because all Internet access is down. No GLP, no Google, no Facebook, no email. I can't even get DHCP from my ISP. That was 6 days ago. I guess I’m hoping the ‘net comes back up so I can blog this. Hoping, praying…

At least cellphone networks stayed up for while longer. But just voice and SMS, no Internet data access. The last SMS I got was a Geomagnetic Storm Warning from spaceweather.com. It was K-index 5, which isn’t a big deal. Then it went to a K-index of 6, then 7. I talked to my parents in Kansas, and asked them how they were doing. They don’t have Internet access, so nothing seemed out of place to them. That was 3 days ago.

This morning, the radio and TV networks switched over to the EBS, multi-tone test pattern and everything. But no announcement was forthcoming. So we’re in some emergency, deaf and blind, and nobody is telling us what it is. Was a North Korean air burst nuke EMP attack? A new Carrington Event? Chinese cyber first strike? A barrage of meteors? What’s going on?

The silence and not knowing, that’s the worst part.
Actually, that’s not the worst part.
The power just went out...


(Entry #1)

Last Edited by Rorschach on 03/01/2013 02:20 PM

:aaa8:

To counter your one star pallooza you are getting!

Thread title...

FORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO...


Jesus on the cross...seeing all this world was..is..and will be..knowing all being all...said these words to God the father..


Do we know what we do..well...MABIE NOT!


Look at this link..they have had this since 1983..NOW WHAT DO THEY HAVE?


[link to www.us-government-torture.com]


THEY
CAN READ OUR THOUGHTS FROM SATELLITE?

YA..BABY..AND MORE..OH..SO..SO.. MUCH MORE..


The brain activity of an individual
is monitored and transmitted to a remote location (e.g. by satellite).


At the remote location, the monitored brain activity is compared with pre-recorded normalized brain activity curves, waveforms, or patterns to determine if a match or substantial match is found.

If such a match is found, then the computer at the remote location determines that the individual was attempting to communicate the word, phrase




WELL..MORE..MUCH MORE..

US Patent #
Description

Inventor
Filed Issued
US3014477 Hypnotic Inducer (Mind Control Machine)
Carlin
1956 1961
US3060795 Apparatus For Producing Visual Stimulation (Subconscious Transmission via Movie Film)

1958 1962
US3278676 Apparatus For Producing Visual and Auditory Stimulation (Subconscious Transmission via TV)
Becker
1958 1966
US3393279 Nervous System Excitation Device
Flanagan
1962 1968
US3563246 Method and Apparatus For Improving Neural Performance In Human Subjects By Electrotherapy
Puharich
1967 1971
US3629521 Hearing Systems (RF/Microwave)
Puharich
1970 1971
US3712292 Method Of and Apparatus For Producing Swept Frequency Modulated Audio Signal Patterns For Inducing Sleep (Brain Frequencies Broadcast)
Zentmayer, Jr.
1971 1973
US3884218 Method of Inducing and Maintaining Stages Of Sleep in the Human Being (FFR - Frequency Following Response Microwave)
Monroe
1970 1975
US3951134 Apparatus and Method For Remotely Monitoring and Altering Brain Waves (RF/Electromagnetic Waves)
Malech
1974 1976
US4395600 Auditory Subliminal Message System and Method (Subliminal Brainwash via Music or Other Sound)
Lundy
1980 1983
US4717343 Method Of Changing A Person’s Behavior (Subconscious Brainwash via Video)
Densky
1986 1988
US4777529 Auditory Subliminal Programming System (Silent Brainwash Via Music or Other Sound)
Schultz/Dolejs
1987 1988
US4834701 Apparatus For Inducing Frequency Reduction In Brain Wave (FFR - Brain Frequencies Transmission)
Masaki
1985 1989
US4858612 Hearing Device (Microwave Hearing)
Stocklin
1983 1989
US4877027 Hearing System (Microwave Hearing via open air Broadcast)
Brunkan
1988 1989
US5159703 Silent Subliminal Presentation System (aka Silent Sound - Microwave)
Lowery
1989 1992
US5356368 Method Of and Apparatus For Inducing Desired States Of Consciousness (FFR/EEG Waveforms By Broadcast)
Monroe
1991 1994
US5774088 Method and System For Warning Birds Of Hazards (Microwave Hearing)
Kreithen
1997 1998
US5889870 Acoustic Heterodyne Device and Method (Ultrasound. Ventriloquist Effect.)
Norris
1996 1999
US6011991 Communication System and Method Including Brain Wave Analysis and/or Use of Brain Activity (Remote Viewing)
Mardirossian
1998 2000
US6052336 Apparatus and Method Of Broadcasting Audible Sound Using Ultrasonic Sound As A Carrier (Ultrasound)
Lowery
1998 2000
US6470214 Method and device For Implementing The Radio Frequency Hearing Effect (Microwave Hearing)
O’Loughlin/Loree
1992 2002
US6587729 Apparatus For Audibly Communicating Speech Using The Radio Frequency Hearing Effect (Microwave Hearing)

u...are..not..your...own.. [link to www.usa-anti-communist.com]

Ok Dr Acs, I have a story which i wrote here on this very site!!!!

Can you just extend the word count to 549? I just checked it on that wordcount site and it is either too long or the wordcount site doesn't work very well??

I also got two good comments about it so it might be a winner for a years membership prize?

Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog.

Oops, never mind

Last Edited by WhiteAngel on 03/01/2013 01:50 PM

That reminds me, I have 30 starving half-dog children.

"300 words or less".

(bonus modified haiku)

My tomato plants
In or out?
Uncle is calling

It's wives, plural.
And yes, they're all red rovers, yo.



Last Edited by Rorschach on 03/01/2013 01:55 PM

Could you not maybe just cull your story to make it shorter?

For example you could cut out the beginning bit, and the end bit. And also maybe the bit in the middle.

And like to smell your crotch, like their moms.



Last Edited by Rorschach on 03/01/2013 02:07 PM

(second bonus haiku)

Rory stands at the pit's edge
"This is GLP!"
Just one kick and in he goes

:hahah:

Well it doesn't rhyme and only contains one line but it's short & sweet and to the point!

:ericcartman:

(third bonus haiku)

Dr. Acula, Helptard,
Creates a contest,
Excluding haikus, I cry

(Entry #2)

My uncle said the shortest story wins the contest.

Last Edited by Rorschach on 03/01/2013 02:20 PM

I hate to go back on my own rules...

why dont you try the abridged version. you just need to drop 249 words

My uncle wept.

(Entry #3, funny only if you read Entry #2)

300 words isn't much.

It's Just A Silly Seat Belt

Keep hearing people say it is time to revolt in America. I think it is too late. Should have stood up for our rights when "they" were first trying to make it a law that everyone HAD to wear a seat belt or get a ticket because you broke the law.

Sounds dumb but "they" didn't have a right to tell the people what was best for them. That is the people's choice. Now everyone BELIEVES that "they" are looking out for our well being when the exact opposite is true.

Friends and family have told me I am nuts because I hate the seat belt law when a seat belt does save lives. It isn't the seat belt that I protest, it is that "they" told ME that I have to wear it. Gave up our rights, with a small little thing and that's how it started!

The point isn't whether seat belts are good or bad for you, it is about taking my rights away. By allowing the gooberment to tell YOU what is best for YOU, YOU gave up your rights as a FREE person. We all wear our seat belts in our family, not because of a law but because it is safe, usually. I am a sane rational human being quite capable of making that choice for me and mine.

Wear your seat belt or get a ticket. You must have health insurance or be fined. Give us your guns so violence will stop or we will storm your house. These are all for our own good, right?

p.s. my subscription is up soon, this would help me, right? lol