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Peach Head  User ID: 28059588  United States03/01/2013 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Server Busy - We'll back soon, don't panic!" Quoting: Dom Diputs That was the last message ever returned from a GLP server on the Internet. I read it at 12:43pm, CMT on a Friday. I had just finished reading about Chinese hack attacks on US cyber infrastructure, Janet Napolitano's shrill warnings about an impending "Cyber 9/11", and yet another call from the Obama White House for absolute control of the Internet in the form of an "Internet kill switch" to save us from “terrorists”. I think Cyber 9/11 happened on that day. And I'm not ashamed to say I'm scared. I'm writing this on a word processor and saving it to a local file on my laptop, because all Internet access is down. No GLP, no Google, no Facebook, no email. I can't even get DHCP from my ISP. That was 6 days ago. I guess I’m hoping the ‘net comes back up so I can blog this. Hoping, praying… At least cellphone networks stayed up for while longer. But just voice and SMS, no Internet data access. The last SMS I got was a Geomagnetic Storm Warning from spaceweather.com. It was K-index 5, which isn’t a big deal. Then it went to a K-index of 6, then 7. I talked to my parents in Kansas, and asked them how they were doing. They don’t have Internet access, so nothing seemed out of place to them. That was 3 days ago. This morning, the radio and TV networks switched over to the EBS, multi-tone test pattern and everything. But no announcement was forthcoming. So we’re in some emergency, deaf and blind, and nobody is telling us what it is. Was a North Korean air burst nuke EMP attack? A new Carrington Event? Chinese cyber first strike? A barrage of meteors? What’s going on? The silence and not knowing, that’s the worst part. Actually, that’s not the worst part. The power just went out...  (Entry #1) Wow! Very creepy and most likely spot on! Very well written! People who invoke "our democracy" really mean "their power." We are not now, nor have we ever been, a democracy. That's deliberate Communist word shifting. We are a constitutional republic. |
| Dom Diputs User ID: 32844664 United States03/01/2013 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Daniel of the Rose User ID: 15114131 United States03/01/2013 04:42 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Sonic Dreamer User ID: 12738417 United States03/01/2013 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the beginning, there was a forum. And that forum was a wonderful, exciting, informative place that thousands of intelligent, creative, kindly people gathered. But, then a darkness spread over the land... For, the government created a new type of internet weapon, the Troll Class Forum Lurker...which eventually became known as the evil Shill. Valiant truth-warriors to this day battle these Shills, and their minimum wage government positions.... Will you join these brave truth fighters? Or will you be overcome by the power of the Shill? Currently working on: Bach: Invention No. 1 Joplin: Maple Leaf Rag Mendelssohn: Tarantella Op.102 no.3 Mendelssohn: Venetian Boat Song Op. 19 no. 6 (both from 'Songs Without Words') |
| The Sonic Dreamer User ID: 12738417 United States03/01/2013 04:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the beginning, there was a forum. And that forum was a wonderful, exciting, informative place that thousands of intelligent, creative, kindly people gathered. But, then a darkness spread over the land... Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer For, the government created a new type of internet weapon, the Troll Class Forum Lurker...which eventually became known as the evil Shill. Valiant truth-warriors to this day battle these Shills, and their minimum wage government positions.... Will you join these brave truth fighters? Or will you be overcome by the power of the Shill? Episode II: Revenge of the Shill ---coming soon--- Currently working on: Bach: Invention No. 1 Joplin: Maple Leaf Rag Mendelssohn: Tarantella Op.102 no.3 Mendelssohn: Venetian Boat Song Op. 19 no. 6 (both from 'Songs Without Words') |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32938997 United States03/01/2013 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Dom Diputs User ID: 32844664 United States03/01/2013 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the beginning, there was a forum. And that forum was a wonderful, exciting, informative place that thousands of intelligent, creative, kindly people gathered. But, then a darkness spread over the land... Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer For, the government created a new type of internet weapon, the Troll Class Forum Lurker...which eventually became known as the evil Shill. Valiant truth-warriors to this day battle these Shills, and their minimum wage government positions.... Will you join these brave truth fighters? Or will you be overcome by the power of the Shill? Episode II: Revenge of the Shill ---coming soon---  Episode III: The Phantom AC It is a time of chaos in the Old Forum... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32938997 United States03/01/2013 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the beginning, there was a forum. And that forum was a wonderful, exciting, informative place that thousands of intelligent, creative, kindly people gathered. But, then a darkness spread over the land... Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer For, the government created a new type of internet weapon, the Troll Class Forum Lurker...which eventually became known as the evil Shill. Valiant truth-warriors to this day battle these Shills, and their minimum wage government positions.... Will you join these brave truth fighters? Or will you be overcome by the power of the Shill? Oh, at first I thought you were referring to GLP. |
| CalmB4theLight User ID: 35331460  Mexico03/01/2013 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | come on GLP... Quoting: Dr. Acula the smartest folks i ever seen online run these halls... share share share... maybe you win win win  I just submitted the story and nothing???? My wives and starving children and dobby the dog are Werry Insutled you skipped past it like dobby poo on yer shoe. And it is based on a true story AND it took me all day to midgitize. I want my life back! You are Godlike unto your domain, did you forget that - or did you just choose to ignore it?... BEWARE THE LIGHT, FOR IT SHINES BRIGHT AND IS FULL OF YOUR ERRORS See you on the other side :) 1...million...souls... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28870983 United States03/01/2013 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35320550 United States03/01/2013 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok Dr Acs, I have a story which i wrote here on this very site!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35331460 Can you just extend the word count to 549? I just checked it on that wordcount site and it is either too long or the wordcount site doesn't work very well?? I also got two good comments about it so it might be a winner for a years membership prize? Thanx bud, the prize will really help me and my 29 starving children, 19 wives and my dog. I hate to go back on my own rules... why dont you try the abridged version. you just need to drop 249 words 300 words for anything meaningful is just wrong,wrong I say lmao.it should be aleast 1000... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35320550 United States03/01/2013 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| TCS User ID: 31194169  Canada03/01/2013 05:22 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I live in a mental facility (funny farm, cuckoo's nest, booby hatch, you get the idea) in northern Ont. There's nothing to do here but play cards, watch tv or surf the web. One of the homies turned me onto glp before Christmas. About a month ago, nurse ratched thought me and few of the other nutters were spending too much of the center's bandwidth on glp and pulled the plug. Fortunately we have a fellow patient with an iq up in the stratosphere. This guy is so smart that when he looks at you, you feel he's reducing you to a mathematical equation. He tears apart a gameboy and an old "stupid" cell phone and makes us a crude but working internet device. I have no idea how he was able to accomplish this feat and for all intense & purposes, an "impossibility" on the scale of constructing a DSLR camera out of a carpenter's tape. The screen was too small for us all to view so our boy wonder gets the "snatch" (resident thief) to steal nurse ratched's magnifying glass and a compact mirror to make a projection device that pretty much give us the same screen dimensions as a 27" monitor. We could only view the projection at night when all the orderlies were sleeping or watching tv. The device was hidden in an empty soda cracker box with a hole cut out of it for the magnifying glass. For the past 3 weeks now, we've been tuning into glp Via our "cracker boy". A few nights ago we were even able to get onto voice chat. We wanted to checkout "Astromut" but all we heard were people talking about "anal leakage" and all that good stuff. DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU READ IN THIS POST! " Thus saith the Lord; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the Lord." ~ Jer. 17:5 "From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand" |
| DaKine User ID: 32201241 United States03/01/2013 05:25 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being a huge fan of GLP and also a tomato farmer in the rural SW of Alberta has been a difficult journey... Long nights have I spent bringing in all 12212012 plants in an attempt to avert disaster, having to replant them the following day. EAT has been a main contributor to my increasing paranoia and my brian has since become completely unhinged, frequently finding myself huddled naked in a corner... Quoting: CalmShock  My family is very worried about my condition. I get calls from them frequently and although I appreciate their efforts, I do believe it only makes my situation worse... Especially when my uncle calls...  I feel like a complete moran putting all this out there, but my therapist BRIEF says I need to acknowledge my fears. Then blow them up... Most of our sessions end with me huddled naked in the corner again due to my (as described by him "irrational") fear of explosions.   .... brb...*gets dressed* Aside from some minor personality setbacks, I'm a really nice guy. Currently single with a healthy supply of preps for two, I'm a well organized individual with a love for travel. My 11 bug-out-bags are a testament to the fact. The deep (safe) caves in the Ozarks and the Norway seed bank are my top two travel destinations, although I can only travel by land or sea... It's not so much that I have a fear of flying... It's more a fear of tall buildings. I'd just like to thank everyone here at GLP for making me the person I am today. Without your help I wouldn't have such a highly developed work ethic and could very well have ended up married to some reality blind societal sheep woman. Immediately state your intention for any further correspondence...  CalmShock I dont wanna be bias or anything... but CalmShock just upped the stakes for everyone he really did! and his 2 .. tomatoes .. are really wonderful to look at ! I personally liked that he followed the suggestion of tossing in some member names....should get extra credit for that. The whole darn thread has been pretty funny to this point!  |
| The Sonic Dreamer User ID: 12738417 United States03/01/2013 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the beginning, there was a forum. And that forum was a wonderful, exciting, informative place that thousands of intelligent, creative, kindly people gathered. But, then a darkness spread over the land... Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer For, the government created a new type of internet weapon, the Troll Class Forum Lurker...which eventually became known as the evil Shill. Valiant truth-warriors to this day battle these Shills, and their minimum wage government positions.... Will you join these brave truth fighters? Or will you be overcome by the power of the Shill? Oh, at first I thought you were referring to GLP.  WTF. Did you just troll me? Currently working on: Bach: Invention No. 1 Joplin: Maple Leaf Rag Mendelssohn: Tarantella Op.102 no.3 Mendelssohn: Venetian Boat Song Op. 19 no. 6 (both from 'Songs Without Words') |
| The Sonic Dreamer User ID: 12738417 United States03/01/2013 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| DaKine User ID: 32201241 United States03/01/2013 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'Many moons ago, humans were created by enlightened, spiritual entities, tasked with traversing the universe, seeding life in planets base on their own form. They were part of a Federation of races comprised of love, light and unity. There were also other races in the Universe that were denied entry into the Federation, as they were negative, deceitful and worked on the lower frequencies. These lesser races were angered at their rejection and decided they would form their own council and destroy all that had been created. So they took control of planets, creating their own genetic abominations and proclaiming themselves as being the true creators. The council altered humans by redesigning the brain, so humans lost their way, and the council reigned for thousands of years, forcing humans into slavery, promoting death rather than life, as a way to punish the Federation. Thinking they had won, the council began a plan to destroy humanity on the planet called Earth, and they did so by influencing humans to follow them, but something happened… There was one who could not be influenced by the council. They could neither control him, nor destroy him no matter how hard they tried… This caused such fear among them, they were prohibited from speaking his name, referring to him only as; ‘The Nobody’ Instead of praying to the council like everyone else, he prayed for help from the Universe, until his voice was finally received by the Federation who were so touched by the pleas of their child, they followed his signal all the way back to Earth. The approaching Federation were angered by the corruption they saw and sent signs in the form of comets, to let ‘The Nobody’ and the council know they were soon to arrive - for the Mother of all battles….'  Sweet....  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32938997 United States03/01/2013 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Dom Diputs User ID: 32844664 United States03/01/2013 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Redpaw 360 User ID: 34420211 United States03/01/2013 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was once a frequent user here, I messed up in mid December a d got some serious buzz on, I left a few negative karmas on some people who clearly deserved it.... The problem is.....I pulled a jackass and signed a mods name to the neg karma.... Although funny at the time, I really regret now not bieng a regular user of GLP. I was instrumental is steamrolling GLP with the Santa hats with Dr. Acula. I've always thought that my quake tardiness and insights to quakes was welcome. I've been a major part of huge threads during the Israeli /Hezbollah fighting.....those were epic days. I admit that you can't always get loaded on GLP and have a good time when messing with trolls, it pains me when I think of all the good times I've had here and can't register anymore under my established name unless I pay. I am who I am. Am I worthy of a free paid month? You decide. REDPAW 360 |
| Dom Diputs User ID: 32844664 United States03/01/2013 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was once a frequent user here, I messed up in mid December a d got some serious buzz on, I left a few negative karmas on some people who clearly deserved it.... The problem is.....I pulled a jackass and signed a mods name to the neg karma.... Quoting: Redpaw 360 34420211 Although funny at the time, I really regret now not bieng a regular user of GLP. I was instrumental is steamrolling GLP with the Santa hats with Dr. Acula. I've always thought that my quake tardiness and insights to quakes was welcome. I've been a major part of huge threads during the Israeli /Hezbollah fighting.....those were epic days. I admit that you can't always get loaded on GLP and have a good time when messing with trolls, it pains me when I think of all the good times I've had here and can't register anymore under my established name unless I pay. I am who I am. Am I worthy of a free paid month? You decide. REDPAW 360  Pity is not a goal. |
Dr. Acula (OP)Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 70872 United States03/01/2013 05:40 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not this shit again. I gave up with the turd who ran the name a logo contest and than shit on everyones idea as he collected free shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18237036 The winner is guaranteed here... a prize will be gave. This is the 2nd contest I have ran personally... There were 3 members who won the last one... I make good on my promises  Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 03/01/2013 05:43 PM _______________________  |
| Dr. Acula (OP) Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 70872 United States03/01/2013 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | come on GLP... Quoting: Dr. Acula the smartest folks i ever seen online run these halls... share share share... maybe you win win win A msart person knows his thoughts are worth more than 10$...that is us dollars right? lmao yeah... well blame the sequester for the budget cut  _______________________ |
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| Mwalk Low Earth Orbit User ID: 1067150 United States03/01/2013 05:48 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being a huge fan of GLP and also a tomato farmer in the rural SW of Alberta has been a difficult journey... Long nights have I spent bringing in all 12212012 plants in an attempt to avert disaster, having to replant them the following day. EAT has been a main contributor to my increasing paranoia and my brian has since become completely unhinged, frequently finding myself huddled naked in a corner... Quoting: CalmShock My family is very worried about my condition. I get calls from them frequently and although I appreciate their efforts, I do believe it only makes my situation worse... Especially when my uncle calls... I feel like a complete moran putting all this out there, but my therapist BRIEF says I need to acknowledge my fears. Then blow them up... Most of our sessions end with me huddled naked in the corner again due to my (as described by him "irrational") fear of explosions. .... brb...*gets dressed* Aside from some minor personality setbacks, I'm a really nice guy. Currently single with a healthy supply of preps for two, I'm a well organized individual with a love for travel. My 11 bug-out-bags are a testament to the fact. The deep (safe) caves in the Ozarks and the Norway seed bank are my top two travel destinations, although I can only travel by land or sea... It's not so much that I have a fear of flying... It's more a fear of tall buildings. I'd just like to thank everyone here at GLP for making me the person I am today. Without your help I wouldn't have such a highly developed work ethic and could very well have ended up married to some reality blind societal sheep woman. Immediately state your intention for any further correspondence... CalmShock I dont wanna be bias or anything... but CalmShock just upped the stakes for everyone he really did! and his 2 .. tomatoes .. are really wonderful to look at ! Yes, lets just keep it at tomatoes, because if that picture is supposed to be a phallic reflection, well, the game balls are something to be proud of, the bat, or whats left of it are not good for representation... “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” |
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