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I awoke suddenly to the thump, thump, thump, of the helicopter rotor blades. Jumping off the couch I glance at the clock, it's 11:11 p.m. WTF is going on?? Has TSHTF? I find myself running from room to room not knowing what to do. All this fucking prepping and i forgot to plan my first step. My instinct is to go to my laptop and sign on to GLP. Surely, Doorbert or Luisport must have a handle on what is happening. The sound of the helicopters is deafening, so logging into voicechat will be impossible. WTF is going on with GLP? Fucking servers are down or something. "Don't panic!" Yah, right! If not now....when? I finally use the brain God gave me and I go outside to see WITH MY OWN EYES what is going on......aw shit.....this is it....It's TEOTWAWKI!! Helicopters fill the moonlit sky. Each one shining a large spotlight to the ground. I run back inside and grab Pinky (my chihuahua. we go everywhere together) and we go to the backyard. Astonished, I look up to see a large lavender helicopter hoovering above. Emitting from the belly of this beautiful beast is a silver beam of light which forms a glowing circle just feet before me. "Step into the circle" a voice yells from above. Terrified I shout, "who are you?? where do you come from?" I glance up, eyes squinting, to see a large man. He looks a lot like Santa Claus except he has long beautiful curly red hair. "It's me Trinity, from GLP. Step inside the circle. You'll be safe with us!" WTF? Is this for real? Can this guy be trusted? I yell, "I'm scared, I'm not sure what to do?" Just then Pinky starts yelping wildly......I look up and peeking around Trinity's legs I see ANHEDONIC, Ralph, AKO and all the rest of the GLP doggies. Feeling safe cause I trust dogs more than I do humans, I step into the circle.
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