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Paparazzo who photographed Brad Pitt with assistant lover, EXECUTED by hitman between the VATICAN and the POPE'S RETREAT MANSION.

 
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Paparazzo who photographed Brad Pitt with assistant lover, EXECUTED by hitman between the VATICAN and the POPE'S RETREAT MANSION.
Coincidence the timing of his execution with Vatican's sudden change of pope?????

A leading paparazzo who has photographed many of the world's biggest celebrities has been shot dead in Rome.

Daniele Lo Presti was found with a single bullet in his head, prompting fears he had fallen victim to a Mafia-style execution.

The 42-year-old photographer was discovered lying face down in a pool of blood in the Testaccio district in the southwest of Rome on a cycling track where he regularly went jogging.

His body was apparently found by friends with whom he had previously arranged to go running.

But perhaps his biggest hit came when he snapped pictures in Malta of Brad Pitt with a female assistant, which were said to have angered the actor's fiancée Angelina Jolie.

An officer attached to the investigation said: 'He was killed with a single shot from a small calibre weapon.

'It could be he fell foul of a Mafia crime family or someone else who really didn't want their picture taken.'


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I bet this guy had VERY compromising photos of the sodomite catholic clergy, including Joseph Ratzinger.

1st liability DOWN.

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You don't take pictures of Achilles and live to tell about it.
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You don't take pictures of Achilles and live to tell about it.
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Nah, don't think so. That was what, 2/3 years ago???

The timing with the whole pope-out thing is waay too suspicious.

He was onto something!

Vatican's hitmen job.
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You don't take pictures of Achilles and live to tell about it.
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Nah, don't think so. That was what, 2/3 years ago???

The timing with the whole pope-out thing is waay too suspicious.

He was onto something!

Vatican's hitmen job.
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The film Troy was 9 years ago
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you DONT mess with brad
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you DONT mess with brad
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you DONT mess with brad
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you DONT mess with brad
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you DONT mess with brad
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Well, I doubt it was ole Bradly. Most likely this fucker saw something he shouldn't have.

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Re: Paparazzo who photographed Brad Pitt with assistant lover, EXECUTED by hitman between the VATICAN and the POPE'S RETREAT MANSION.
You don't take pictures of Achilles and live to tell about it.
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Nah, don't think so. That was what, 2/3 years ago???

The timing with the whole pope-out thing is waay too suspicious.

He was onto something!

Vatican's hitmen job.
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The film Troy was 9 years ago
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I was referring to when he took pictures of Brad Pitt and his female assistant, not when "Troy" was filmed.

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Wait a minute....stop....can't be true. Small arms are illegal in Rome. This must be a lie. I wonder why he didn’t pull his double-barreled shotgun out of his pocket and defend himself…?
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Well, I doubt it was ole Bradly. Most likely this fucker saw something he shouldn't have.
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Nah, that was not a Hollywood job. Justin Bieber is the only moron that send thugs to kill paparazzos, but he's currently in London, not in Italy.

Like I said, the timing with the whole pope-out situation is waay to suspicious.

There are no relevant celebrities in Italy right now. Why he was stationed in Rome??? The Vatican situation, that's obvious.

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Don't fuck with Brangolina....
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Somebody should call Tom Hanks. I betcha he could figure it out. Hell, he solved all those other crimes in Rome.
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Wait a minute....stop....can't be true. Small arms are illegal in Rome. This must be a lie. I wonder why he didn’t pull his double-barreled shotgun out of his pocket and defend himself…?
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Like hitmen use registered guns...

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Re: Paparazzo who photographed Brad Pitt with assistant lover, EXECUTED by hitman between the VATICAN and the POPE'S RETREAT MANSION.
Wait a minute....stop....can't be true. Small arms are illegal in Rome. This must be a lie. I wonder why he didn’t pull his double-barreled shotgun out of his pocket and defend himself…?
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Like hitmen use registered guns...

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OMG! cruise

Dude....that was sarcasm.

He was pointing out how BANNING GUNS solves nothing....as that example showed.


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Wait a minute....stop....can't be true. Small arms are illegal in Rome. This must be a lie. I wonder why he didn’t pull his double-barreled shotgun out of his pocket and defend himself…?
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Like hitmen use registered guns...

putin
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he was being sarcastic, referring to the gun grab in the us to 'protect' its citicens.

anyway, I meant to ask... are u the undercover alien from youtube?
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Don't fuck with Brangolina....
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Btw, Wyclef Jean is still alive??? He ran away with all the money that Bragelina gave him to fund his presidential campaign on Haiti, after the US military HAARPed the shit out of the island.

If he's found dead anytime soon, then I'm gonna start thinking that Brangelina are maniac assassins not only in their movies....
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Wait a minute....stop....can't be true. Small arms are illegal in Rome. This must be a lie. I wonder why he didn’t pull his double-barreled shotgun out of his pocket and defend himself…?
 Quoting: salty1


Like hitmen use registered guns...

putin
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he was being sarcastic, referring to the gun grab in the us to 'protect' its citicens.

anyway, I meant to ask... are u the undercover alien from youtube?
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Nope, I'm his doppelganger clone!

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You don't take pictures of Achilles and live to tell about it.
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Nah, don't think so. That was what, 2/3 years ago???

The timing with the whole pope-out thing is waay too suspicious.

He was onto something!

Vatican's hitmen job.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


The film Troy was 9 years ago
 Quoting: strikeforce


I was referring to when he took pictures of Brad Pitt and his female assistant, not when "Troy" was filmed.
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Ah sorry hf
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Nope, I'm his doppelganger clone!

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well, he's gone and you're still here
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Re: Paparazzo who photographed Brad Pitt with assistant lover, EXECUTED by hitman between the VATICAN and the POPE'S RETREAT MANSION.
Wait a minute....stop....can't be true. Small arms are illegal in Rome. This must be a lie. I wonder why he didn’t pull his double-barreled shotgun out of his pocket and defend himself…?
 Quoting: salty1


Like hitmen use registered guns...

putin
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


OMG! cruise

Dude....that was sarcasm.

He was pointing out how BANNING GUNS solves nothing....as that example showed.


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Well, I guess Americans have to refine their sarcastic jokes to look funny like the Brits.
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Re: Paparazzo who photographed Brad Pitt with assistant lover, EXECUTED by hitman between the VATICAN and the POPE'S RETREAT MANSION.
Nope, I'm his doppelganger clone!

cruise
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well, he's gone and you're still here
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Dude that was a joke! Of course it's me.

Definitely there's a radiation barrier in this thread, preventing people from understanding each other jokes.

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Nope, I'm his doppelganger clone!

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well, he's gone and you're still here
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Dude that was a joke! Of course it's me.

Definitely there's a radiation barrier in this thread, preventing people from understanding each other jokes.

cruise
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so what the hell happened to your youtube accounts? do they keep kicking you out or what?
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Dude that was a joke! Of course it's me.

Definitely there's a radiation barrier in this thread, preventing people from understanding each other jokes.

cruise
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It's Nobody's fault.


"that's another joke..lol"
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It's Nobody's fault.


"that's another joke..lol"
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oldest joke in the book.
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Nope, I'm his doppelganger clone!

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well, he's gone and you're still here
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Dude that was a joke! Of course it's me.

Definitely there's a radiation barrier in this thread, preventing people from understanding each other jokes.

cruise
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so what the hell happened to your youtube accounts? do they keep kicking you out or what?
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After they kicked me out, I opened a few other accounts and closed them myself. I'm done with making YT videos.
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After they kicked me out, I opened a few other accounts and closed them myself. I'm done with making YT videos.
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Re: Paparazzo who photographed Brad Pitt with assistant lover, EXECUTED by hitman between the VATICAN and the POPE'S RETREAT MANSION.
So you folks who can't connect the dots between the paparazzo's death and the Vatican situation, check this out:

[link to imageupper.com]

Daniele Lo Presti was killed on Testaccio bridge, which is placed between the Vatican and the Castel Gandolfo, where's the retreat of Joseph Ratzinger after his resignation.

What are the odds???

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