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WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!

 
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your never going to make past low earth orbit...
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501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
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chuckle

Oh c'mon, you know you want to! A total Kodak moment...
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Husby keeps buggin me he wants to travel-
now he gave me a big NO.
We get along superbly and could easily do this, but he says he doesn't feel like it.
Meh, the no beer thing probably is the challenge here.
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My first apt in la was smaller than 600 square feet
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I know a lovely couple that would be perfect candidates for this great adventure.

Here's their address.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, United States

cheer
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Do they expect anyone to come back alive? I love my husband but damn. I don't think he would want to be stuck with me like that, with no one else to talk to, and nowhere to go when we get upset about something.
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I just got Rights for the Reality Show : )

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My first apt in la was smaller than 600 square feet
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600 cubic feet.
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501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


chuckle

Oh c'mon, you know you want to! A total Kodak moment...
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


noooooooooo thank you. :D
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Sure I will take a wife , just not mine
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You can take mine. LOL5a
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
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lol
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I know a lovely couple that would be perfect candidates for this great adventure.

Here's their address.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, United States

cheer
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Excellent! 5a
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I mean, it's got to be a goof right?

A 600 cubic square foot living space would be a 100 square foot room with 6 foot ceilings... for TWO people, for 500-something days??

wtf
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I mean, it's got to be a goof right?

A 600 cubic square foot living space would be a 100 square foot room with 6 foot ceilings... for TWO people, for 500-something days??

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33456738


err, 600 cubic ft space = 100 sq ft w/ 6 ft ceilings room, is what I meant.
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501 days trapped with the wife in 600sqft for one orbit... No Thanks!
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600 cubic feet is way smaller than 600 sq. feet.
Think a 10-foot by 10-foot room with a 6-foot ceiling.
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Excellent point. A very small container.
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Hey Dr Astro says Mars is about to get creamed by an asteroid or meteor! What kind of suicide mission are you recruiting for?

Although the panic sex could be terrific ohyeah
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No landing bud, just fling around. Get it?
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did anyone read the comments section of the article??

Why are there so many Indian people begging to be selected for the mission???


tanweer • 1 day 18 hours ago Report Abuse

We are a couple ......ready and willing to go on mars if get an opportunity . That's all.. How and where we can apply...please suggest us.

devesh • 1 day 2 hours ago Report Abuse

I am 64 and wife is 63 , from India, if selected would be delighted to use this life time or beyond life time opportunity.

Satyendra Pratap • 1 day 20 hours ago Report Abuse

I would like to go to Mars. I'm Principal in public school. I'm 48 years old. It's my earnest request, before leaving this life I'm eager to know something strange in the world. I'm not married, & never like to marry.

RAJESH • 1 day 23 hours ago Report Abuse

Pay my family USD 5 million in advance then me and my wife can fully cooperate to provide maximum support & information to make this project successful. Mob.+974 55010336.


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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
My first apt in la was smaller than 600 square feet
 Quoting: Poopi 34690027


Yeah, but not cubic feet.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
Rockets suck.

The rocket opened the door to space. Unfortunately, few could pass through that door. The expense was prohibitive. Not only are they enormously expensive, they are also inefficient.
Useful load fraction is the total weight, transport and cargo, divided by the cargo weight. Jet airliners have useful load fractions in the order of 45-55 percent. For space craft this number is less than 1 percent.
Since rocket thrust is so expensive, journeys take a long time. The route a rocket takes is the one that uses the least fuel. If you took a rocket from Earth to Mars you would plan your flight such that by the time the acceleration you added to your rocket is used up, taking you further from the Sun, you would be at your destination. Obviously the position of the planets is critical as well. The lowest fuel consumption dictates a launch window that isn't repeated until the planets are properly positioned again. This is ok for scientific purposes but impractical for commerce.
Most of the load a rocket starts with is fuel and oxidizer. Imagine flying to Mars powering your transport with electricity. The sun is always shining in space. You could sail your ship using sunlight instead of wind. You could use as much fuel as you wanted.
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cruise Your partially correct at best......
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They are realy desperate to place people on Mars again
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Once u are there you never come back
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Rockets suck.

The rocket opened the door to space. Unfortunately, few could pass through that door. The expense was prohibitive. Not only are they enormously expensive, they are also inefficient.
Useful load fraction is the total weight, transport and cargo, divided by the cargo weight. Jet airliners have useful load fractions in the order of 45-55 percent. For space craft this number is less than 1 percent.
Since rocket thrust is so expensive, journeys take a long time. The route a rocket takes is the one that uses the least fuel. If you took a rocket from Earth to Mars you would plan your flight such that by the time the acceleration you added to your rocket is used up, taking you further from the Sun, you would be at your destination. Obviously the position of the planets is critical as well. The lowest fuel consumption dictates a launch window that isn't repeated until the planets are properly positioned again. This is ok for scientific purposes but impractical for commerce.
Most of the load a rocket starts with is fuel and oxidizer. Imagine flying to Mars powering your transport with electricity. The sun is always shining in space. You could sail your ship using sunlight instead of wind. You could use as much fuel as you wanted.
 Quoting: Kirk


Rockets suck.

(Spock) speaks, but captain, this would be irrational. Much better energy thrusters available ,...sir.
The rocket opened the door to space. Unfortunately, few could pass through that door. The expense was prohibitive. Not only are they enormously expensive, they are also inefficient.
Useful load fraction is the total weight, transport and cargo, divided by the cargo weight. Jet airliners have useful load fractions in the order of 45-55 percent. For space craft this number is less than 1 percent.
Since rocket thrust is so expensive, journeys take a long time. The route a rocket takes is the one that uses the least fuel. If you took a rocket from Earth to Mars you would plan your flight such that by the time the acceleration you added to your rocket is used up, taking you further from the Sun, you would be at your destination. Obviously the position of the planets is critical as well. The lowest fuel consumption dictates a launch window that isn't repeated until the planets are properly positioned again. This is ok for scientific purposes but impractical for commerce.
Most of the load a rocket starts with is fuel and oxidizer. Imagine flying to Mars powering your transport with electricity. The sun is always shining in space. You could sail your ship using sunlight instead of wind. You could use as much fuel as you wanted.
 Quoting: Kirk
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
Rockets suck.

The rocket opened the door to space. Unfortunately, few could pass through that door. The expense was prohibitive. Not only are they enormously expensive, they are also inefficient.
Useful load fraction is the total weight, transport and cargo, divided by the cargo weight. Jet airliners have useful load fractions in the order of 45-55 percent. For space craft this number is less than 1 percent.
Since rocket thrust is so expensive, journeys take a long time. The route a rocket takes is the one that uses the least fuel. If you took a rocket from Earth to Mars you would plan your flight such that by the time the acceleration you added to your rocket is used up, taking you further from the Sun, you would be at your destination. Obviously the position of the planets is critical as well. The lowest fuel consumption dictates a launch window that isn't repeated until the planets are properly positioned again. This is ok for scientific purposes but impractical for commerce.
Most of the load a rocket starts with is fuel and oxidizer. Imagine flying to Mars powering your transport with electricity. The sun is always shining in space. You could sail your ship using sunlight instead of wind. You could use as much fuel as you wanted.
 Quoting: Kirk


Rockets suck.

The rocket opened the door to space. Unfortunately, few could pass through that door. The expense was prohibitive. Not only are they enormously expensive, they are also inefficient.
Useful load fraction is the total weight, transport and cargo, divided by the cargo weight. Jet airliners have useful load fractions in the order of 45-55 percent. For space craft this number is less than 1 percent.
Since rocket thrust is so expensive, journeys take a long time. The route a rocket takes is the one that uses the least fuel. If you took a rocket from Earth to Mars you would plan your flight such that by the time the acceleration you added to your rocket is used up, taking you further from the Sun, you would be at your destination. Obviously the position of the planets is critical as well. The lowest fuel consumption dictates a launch window that isn't repeated until the planets are properly positioned again. This is ok for scientific purposes but impractical for commerce.
Most of the load a rocket starts with is fuel and oxidizer. Imagine flying to Mars powering your transport with electricity. The sun is always shining in space. You could sail your ship using sunlight instead of wind. You could use as much fuel as you wanted.
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You need to become a movie director. This wave that you are on is perfect for the next $ million dollar movie. Count me in! :)
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
Just give my my inflatable Doll, a patch kit, and my Dog, and I'm in.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
I mean, it's got to be a goof right?

A 600 cubic square foot living space would be a 100 square foot room with 6 foot ceilings... for TWO people, for 500-something days??

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33456738


not a goof. Rockets suck A 747 can carry a load equal to its own weight, That's 50%. A Mars rocket may have 1% as its payload. Each ounce is dear.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
So what's the point of sending humans to Mars if they're just going to slingshot around it without landing? It's literally pointless and almost cruel to send someone right up to the cusp of a new horizon, then pull them back after such a long journey. If we're going send humans to Mars we need to land there or not waste the time and money.
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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
did anyone read the comments section of the article??

Why are there so many Indian people begging to be selected for the mission???


tanweer • 1 day 18 hours ago Report Abuse

We are a couple ......ready and willing to go on mars if get an opportunity . That's all.. How and where we can apply...please suggest us.

devesh • 1 day 2 hours ago Report Abuse

I am 64 and wife is 63 , from India, if selected would be delighted to use this life time or beyond life time opportunity.

Satyendra Pratap • 1 day 20 hours ago Report Abuse

I would like to go to Mars. I'm Principal in public school. I'm 48 years old. It's my earnest request, before leaving this life I'm eager to know something strange in the world. I'm not married, & never like to marry.

RAJESH • 1 day 23 hours ago Report Abuse

Pay my family USD 5 million in advance then me and my wife can fully cooperate to provide maximum support & information to make this project successful. Mob.+974 55010336.


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drevil
Kirk

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Re: WANTED: Man and woman, preferably married, for expedition to Mars for 501 days!
Rockets suck.

The rocket opened the door to space. Unfortunately, few could pass through that door. The expense was prohibitive. Not only are they enormously expensive, they are also inefficient.
Useful load fraction is the total weight, transport and cargo, divided by the cargo weight. Jet airliners have useful load fractions in the order of 45-55 percent. For space craft this number is less than 1 percent.
Since rocket thrust is so expensive, journeys take a long time. The route a rocket takes is the one that uses the least fuel. If you took a rocket from Earth to Mars you would plan your flight such that by the time the acceleration you added to your rocket is used up, taking you further from the Sun, you would be at your destination. Obviously the position of the planets is critical as well. The lowest fuel consumption dictates a launch window that isn't repeated until the planets are properly positioned again. This is ok for scientific purposes but impractical for commerce.
Most of the load a rocket starts with is fuel and oxidizer. Imagine flying to Mars powering your transport with electricity. The sun is always shining in space. You could sail your ship using sunlight instead of wind. You could use as much fuel as you wanted.
 Quoting: Kirk


cruise Your partially correct at best......
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what partially?
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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That will be neat and they need to have a webcam that everybody can watch them on, so we can just watch their dead bodies floating around forever, as the space barrel they are in drifts off into deep space or finally gets drawn into a planet's gravity and starts to burn up in the atmosphere....that would be cool.
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Their dead bodies would probably freeze solid, and we could watch them floating around, weightless, with looks on their faces like staring off into the distance and thinkin, "W....T....F????"

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