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Anonymous Coward User ID: 865798 United States 03/01/2013 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nice thread. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33028811 Reminds me of a Zen story: Two monks were arguing about a flag flapping in the wind. "It's the wind that is really moving," stated the first one. "No, it is the flag that is moving," contended the second. The Zen master of the monastery heard both monks, and remarked: "Your minds are moving." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35385101 Switzerland 03/01/2013 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That’s right - the Nobody has stepped down. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33028811 He realized that Benedict had the right idea, and thought “hell, why not, it’s not like I can ever be somebody in this job.” So he retired, rather than mysteriously vanishing like his predecessors. His Magic Rabbit's Foot Key Fob of Office has been ritually crushed by the back wheels of a Toyota 4x4. He will no longer wear the Blue Suede Shoes of the Tap Dancer. He will now be known as the Nobody Emeritus, and wear the latest, coolest Nike Air Max sneakers that come out each year. As for where he'll live, Vegas is looking good. In doing this, of course, he has set up the conditions for The Final Nobody, as specified in the Nobody Prophecy. The last few Nobodies were cryptically adddressed in the Nobody Prophecy, but still understandable. There was the Smoke Signal Nobody. Then there was the Telegraph Nobody. After that, of course, came the Telephone Nobody. Then the Fax Nobody. Then the very first Teletype Nobody, followed quickly by the ASCII Nobody. There was confusion after that with the development of graphics boards, and a profusion of Anti-Nobodies appeared, all with a different font. But at the Emergency Meeting of the Council Of Nobodies (no one attended), it was confirmed that Content would remain King, and so the font argument was quashed. Then came the AOL Nobody, which was actually a last-ditch Anti-Nobody proliferation effort to multiply via millions of mailed CDs, intended to be the only remaining artifact in the event of the end of the world, so as to win everlasting fame in the galaxy as the only remaining known Nobody. Alas, all the CDs ended up in a garbage scow that is still plying the ocean, looking for a country that will let it dump in its waters. Rumor has it that the Russian meteor was actually an attempt by TPTB to blow the scow up, but the Historical Division of the local ET Surveillance Force shot it down to preserve the record of humanity’s folly. Finally, the Web Nobody arrived, and was generally translated into the PDF Nobody and even a YouTube Video Nobody (betcha didn’t know that) until he found final form as... The GLP Nobody. But now that’s over, because nobody gave a damn. However, it's not the end. Because the Nobody Prophecy states that the Final Nobody will, yes indeed, finally become Somebody. But before that can happen, the Seven Great Server Farms will come under prolonged DNS attack, while the Final Nobody protects his flock (and why wouldn’t he - they’re delicious with mint sauce). After that, and only after that, It will happen. Yes - It. The Real It. How do I know this? Let’s just say a little bird crapped on my uncle’s head. Capiche? No. You are honestly mistaken bro'! The Nobody is in charge NOW. He then will take Berlin ... |
IndygoGh0st User ID: 34567644 Mongolia 03/01/2013 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Capiche! I FUCKING LOVE GLP! I even offered trin my assistance to protect the GLP flock from this prolonged DNS attack. My BRAIN knows of DNS in the most intricate ways - I was coding custom BIND servers as a youth dontcha know? NOW is the TIME - the GLP Nobody has recently moved on. Please TRIN - allow me to help - maybe I can actually be a somebody for once? DNS reflection attacks can be a bitch - but I know a thing or two about what is REALLY going on. But first, do you trust me? All these years of being excluded - invite me now or never see me again. Now is the TIME to finally accept me into your little "club". DNS+SYN/ACK/FIN - nobody know what I am saying? Define: "IT" ... How does Mr. Nobody DIE? Postscript: Why did you delete my thread about the beautiful WOS? - IndygoGh0st |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35392706 Australia 03/01/2013 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That’s right - the Nobody has stepped down. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33028811 He realized that Benedict had the right idea, and thought “hell, why not, it’s not like I can ever be somebody in this job.” So he retired, rather than mysteriously vanishing like his predecessors. His Magic Rabbit's Foot Key Fob of Office has been ritually crushed by the back wheels of a Toyota 4x4. He will no longer wear the Blue Suede Shoes of the Tap Dancer. He will now be known as the Nobody Emeritus, and wear the latest, coolest Nike Air Max sneakers that come out each year. As for where he'll live, Vegas is looking good. In doing this, of course, he has set up the conditions for The Final Nobody, as specified in the Nobody Prophecy. The last few Nobodies were cryptically adddressed in the Nobody Prophecy, but still understandable. There was the Smoke Signal Nobody. Then there was the Telegraph Nobody. After that, of course, came the Telephone Nobody. Then the Fax Nobody. Then the very first Teletype Nobody, followed quickly by the ASCII Nobody. There was confusion after that with the development of graphics boards, and a profusion of Anti-Nobodies appeared, all with a different font. But at the Emergency Meeting of the Council Of Nobodies (no one attended), it was confirmed that Content would remain King, and so the font argument was quashed. Then came the AOL Nobody, which was actually a last-ditch Anti-Nobody proliferation effort to multiply via millions of mailed CDs, intended to be the only remaining artifact in the event of the end of the world, so as to win everlasting fame in the galaxy as the only remaining known Nobody. Alas, all the CDs ended up in a garbage scow that is still plying the ocean, looking for a country that will let it dump in its waters. Rumor has it that the Russian meteor was actually an attempt by TPTB to blow the scow up, but the Historical Division of the local ET Surveillance Force shot it down to preserve the record of humanity’s folly. Finally, the Web Nobody arrived, and was generally translated into the PDF Nobody and even a YouTube Video Nobody (betcha didn’t know that) until he found final form as... The GLP Nobody. But now that’s over, because nobody gave a damn. However, it's not the end. Because the Nobody Prophecy states that the Final Nobody will, yes indeed, finally become Somebody. But before that can happen, the Seven Great Server Farms will come under prolonged DNS attack, while the Final Nobody protects his flock (and why wouldn’t he - they’re delicious with mint sauce). After that, and only after that, It will happen. Yes - It. The Real It. How do I know this? Let’s just say a little bird crapped on my uncle’s head. Capiche? |
nobody User ID: 35381059 United Kingdom 03/01/2013 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | interesting indeed,, this nobody loves this place and is not a hacker and has little too no computer skills whatsoever,, and would willingly leave if requested,, how very interesting,, please be responsible when the tarnish brush is weilded,, mud sticks lest that is the intention?,, this one is a gentleman and not a hacker,, nor ever could be,, as the skills are simply not posessed,, this one can't even embed,, hmmm,, hey trin would you like this one too leave?,, as this is your site and respected thus,, much love,, |
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IndygoGh0st User ID: 34567644 Mongolia 03/01/2013 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | interesting indeed,, Quoting: nobody 35381059 this nobody loves this place and is not a hacker and has little too no computer skills whatsoever,, and would willingly leave if requested,, how very interesting,, please be responsible when the tarnish brush is weilded,, mud sticks lest that is the intention?,, this one is a gentleman and not a hacker,, nor ever could be,, as the skills are simply not posessed,, this one can't even embed,, hmmm,, hey trin would you like this one too leave?,, as this is your site and respected thus,, much love,, Oh he HAS the skills. - IndygoGh0st |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35417957 Australia 03/02/2013 03:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That’s right - the Nobody has stepped down. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33028811 He realized that Benedict had the right idea, and thought “hell, why not, it’s not like I can ever be somebody in this job.” So he retired, rather than mysteriously vanishing like his predecessors. His Magic Rabbit's Foot Key Fob of Office has been ritually crushed by the back wheels of a Toyota 4x4. He will no longer wear the Blue Suede Shoes of the Tap Dancer. He will now be known as the Nobody Emeritus, and wear the latest, coolest Nike Air Max sneakers that come out each year. As for where he'll live, Vegas is looking good. In doing this, of course, he has set up the conditions for The Final Nobody, as specified in the Nobody Prophecy. The last few Nobodies were cryptically adddressed in the Nobody Prophecy, but still understandable. There was the Smoke Signal Nobody. Then there was the Telegraph Nobody. After that, of course, came the Telephone Nobody. Then the Fax Nobody. Then the very first Teletype Nobody, followed quickly by the ASCII Nobody. There was confusion after that with the development of graphics boards, and a profusion of Anti-Nobodies appeared, all with a different font. But at the Emergency Meeting of the Council Of Nobodies (no one attended), it was confirmed that Content would remain King, and so the font argument was quashed. Then came the AOL Nobody, which was actually a last-ditch Anti-Nobody proliferation effort to multiply via millions of mailed CDs, intended to be the only remaining artifact in the event of the end of the world, so as to win everlasting fame in the galaxy as the only remaining known Nobody. Alas, all the CDs ended up in a garbage scow that is still plying the ocean, looking for a country that will let it dump in its waters. Rumor has it that the Russian meteor was actually an attempt by TPTB to blow the scow up, but the Historical Division of the local ET Surveillance Force shot it down to preserve the record of humanity’s folly. Finally, the Web Nobody arrived, and was generally translated into the PDF Nobody and even a YouTube Video Nobody (betcha didn’t know that) until he found final form as... The GLP Nobody. But now that’s over, because nobody gave a damn. However, it's not the end. Because the Nobody Prophecy states that the Final Nobody will, yes indeed, finally become Somebody. But before that can happen, the Seven Great Server Farms will come under prolonged DNS attack, while the Final Nobody protects his flock (and why wouldn’t he - they’re delicious with mint sauce). After that, and only after that, It will happen. Yes - It. The Real It. How do I know this? Let’s just say a little bird crapped on my uncle’s head. Capiche? Stalker |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34247647 United States 03/03/2013 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Nobody is beginning full time non-financed offensive; that means he is not bought and paid for; and will be coming from so many directions you don't know which direction. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3727920 a Of course. ... Like a horse to a carrot. When will the bullshit end? Can somebody tell me? ....indignation of a shill??........ |