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The Loophole

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So, I've led a long strange life. That's kinda why I came to GLP. No where sane could begin to explain half the shit and I was looking for answers.

But there was this one evening that just defies analysis, sane or otherwise...


One day as a teen I was hanging out with friends on the sidewalk being urban nuisances when some kid I only sorta know asks me if I want to take a ride with him while he attempts to find a parking space. So, I said sure. Yes, I was a bit of an idiot.

But to continue... I get in the vehicle. A couple blocks down we pull over, there's some slamming of doors and a couple more people pile into the vehicle like they're trying to do it before anyone outside notices and we quickly speed off again. So, I get crammed against a door in the backseat and I'm looking at the woman next to me and she's beautiful and I absolutely love her earrings, which is a little odd because I'm not a huge fan of female aesthetics. She looks at me, asks me something, turns to the driver and says "she doesn't remember anything?". We end up pulling off onto some side street and going into a house where I somehow end up in the bathtub reading a manuscript by candlelight with two of them having what sounded to me at the time like these deep meaningful conversations about the truth and my history, etc and they suggest that I come back and continue to read in the tub some other time which I wanted to because some of the chapters were very important to me. I actually went back a few times because it seemed important, but then my guardian intercepted me one of the times and that ended rather badly and all communication ceased.


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What the fuck was that?

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This could only happen to a Brit.
The Loophole (OP)

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This could only happen to a Brit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17355042


Lol. Possibly, but it happened in New England, not England.
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03/01/2013 07:28 PM
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WTF was that
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Roofies. Do you walk with a limp or have trouble swallowing now?
The Loophole (OP)

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03/01/2013 07:33 PM

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WTF was that
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Roofies. Do you walk with a limp or have trouble swallowing now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26402302


I've always had a little trouble swallowing food. Am somewhat convinced that's how I'll go out in the end.
But what's that got to do with roofies? And why the tub?
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03/01/2013 07:37 PM
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Roofies. Do you walk with a limp or have trouble swallowing now?
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Explain please....
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WTF did I just read?

No ideas here!
Just Youtube search "Obama Lies, (Enter name here)LIES to get a good handle on everyone. Don't trust liars for they are only there to deceive.
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oh ffs.

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03/01/2013 07:39 PM

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WTF did I just read?

No ideas here!
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Hehe.
Try living it.
My brain hurts.
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WTF was that
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Roofies. Do you walk with a limp or have trouble swallowing now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26402302


Explain please....
 Quoting: salty1


Hahaha. you guys. angryface
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So, I've led a long strange life. That's kinda why I came to GLP. No where sane could begin to explain half the shit and I was looking for answers.

But there was this one evening that just defies analysis, sane or otherwise...


One day as a teen I was hanging out with friends on the sidewalk being urban nuisances when some kid I only sorta know asks me if I want to take a ride with him while he attempts to find a parking space. So, I said sure. Yes, I was a bit of an idiot.

But to continue... I get in the vehicle. A couple blocks down we pull over, there's some slamming of doors and a couple more people pile into the vehicle like they're trying to do it before anyone outside notices and we quickly speed off again. So, I get crammed against a door in the backseat and I'm looking at the woman next to me and she's beautiful and I absolutely love her earrings, which is a little odd because I'm not a huge fan of female aesthetics. She looks at me, asks me something, turns to the driver and says "she doesn't remember anything?". We end up pulling off onto some side street and going into a house where I somehow end up in the bathtub reading a manuscript by candlelight with two of them having what sounded to me at the time like these deep meaningful conversations about the truth and my history, etc and they suggest that I come back and continue to read in the tub some other time which I wanted to because some of the chapters were very important to me. I actually went back a few times because it seemed important, but then my guardian intercepted me one of the times and that ended rather badly and all communication ceased.


blink

What the fuck was that?
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odorless bathsalts?
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WTF was that
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Roofies. Do you walk with a limp or have trouble swallowing now?
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Explain please....
 Quoting: salty1


Hahaha. you guys. angryface
 Quoting: gurunade


I'm assuming he thinks I got raped by the lady with the earrings and co.

Doesn't explain the manuscript..or the fact I was clothed in the tub.
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So, I've led a long strange life. That's kinda why I came to GLP. No where sane could begin to explain half the shit and I was looking for answers.

But there was this one evening that just defies analysis, sane or otherwise...


One day as a teen I was hanging out with friends on the sidewalk being urban nuisances when some kid I only sorta know asks me if I want to take a ride with him while he attempts to find a parking space. So, I said sure. Yes, I was a bit of an idiot.

But to continue... I get in the vehicle. A couple blocks down we pull over, there's some slamming of doors and a couple more people pile into the vehicle like they're trying to do it before anyone outside notices and we quickly speed off again. So, I get crammed against a door in the backseat and I'm looking at the woman next to me and she's beautiful and I absolutely love her earrings, which is a little odd because I'm not a huge fan of female aesthetics. She looks at me, asks me something, turns to the driver and says "she doesn't remember anything?". We end up pulling off onto some side street and going into a house where I somehow end up in the bathtub reading a manuscript by candlelight with two of them having what sounded to me at the time like these deep meaningful conversations about the truth and my history, etc and they suggest that I come back and continue to read in the tub some other time which I wanted to because some of the chapters were very important to me. I actually went back a few times because it seemed important, but then my guardian intercepted me one of the times and that ended rather badly and all communication ceased.


blink

What the fuck was that?
 Quoting: The Loophole


Reading in the bathtub by candlelight after these people asking if you remember anything take you to their house? You already seemed weird enough.
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03/01/2013 07:46 PM

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Reading in the bathtub by candlelight after these people asking if you remember anything take you to their house? You already seemed weird enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34963435


I was bored and trusting. Maybe not the best combination in that town.
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So, what were you reading? Some of it must have stuck in your mind.
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odorless bathsalts?
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I didn't think you were supposed to actually bathe in those.
chuckle
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So, I've led a long strange life. That's kinda why I came to GLP. No where sane could begin to explain half the shit and I was looking for answers.

But there was this one evening that just defies analysis, sane or otherwise...


One day as a teen I was hanging out with friends on the sidewalk being urban nuisances when some kid I only sorta know asks me if I want to take a ride with him while he attempts to find a parking space. So, I said sure. Yes, I was a bit of an idiot.

But to continue... I get in the vehicle. A couple blocks down we pull over, there's some slamming of doors and a couple more people pile into the vehicle like they're trying to do it before anyone outside notices and we quickly speed off again. So, I get crammed against a door in the backseat and I'm looking at the woman next to me and she's beautiful and I absolutely love her earrings, which is a little odd because I'm not a huge fan of female aesthetics. She looks at me, asks me something, turns to the driver and says "she doesn't remember anything?". We end up pulling off onto some side street and going into a house where I somehow end up in the bathtub reading a manuscript by candlelight with two of them having what sounded to me at the time like these deep meaningful conversations about the truth and my history, etc and they suggest that I come back and continue to read in the tub some other time which I wanted to because some of the chapters were very important to me. I actually went back a few times because it seemed important, but then my guardian intercepted me one of the times and that ended rather badly and all communication ceased.


blink

What the fuck was that?
 Quoting: The Loophole


Vampires?
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So, what were you reading? Some of it must have stuck in your mind.
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It was hand written. I was trying to absorb it because they told me it was the story of my family, but it was hard to because a lot of it was foreign to me, like someone else with different interests and a different social group had written it.. there were lots of names and info that I had some serious issues trying to commit to memory. Chapter 5 was in red ink and it stood out to me because it was closer to home. Can't remember what it was for the life of me...but to be fair, I can't remember most random chapters of books that I've read over the years.
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Satanists using you as a conduit.
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your real parents?
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your real parents?
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I've wondered that. I don't generally find women to be beautiful but she was to me, not in a sexual way, just beautiful.
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it was the loophole
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Ur MK Ultra project, one of your fam signed you up for it...dad leave around 5yrs old? got a feeling like you may have been molested when you were young? been in alot of "bad" situations but got out o.k.? There is someone watching out for you...but whom?
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Did you hear the name Rory?
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your real parents?
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I've wondered that. I don't generally find women to be beautiful but she was to me, not in a sexual way, just beautiful.
 Quoting: The Loophole


so was the guy sort of 'faceless' and nondescript compared to the woman?
Did she have coloring or features similar to your face now as an adult?
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Ur MK Ultra project, one of your fam signed you up for it...dad leave around 5yrs old? got a feeling like you may have been molested when you were young? been in alot of "bad" situations but got out o.k.? There is someone watching out for you...but whom?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35397599


I've got some mk similarities in life, so there's always that fog/lens to look through. But ya can't blame it for every situation...that would be like blaming breathing for tripping over the carpet or playing a game of chess. Yeah, you were breathing at the time, but that doesn't fully explain why the carpet was there or how you managed to lose every pawn.

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your real parents?
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I've wondered that. I don't generally find women to be beautiful but she was to me, not in a sexual way, just beautiful.
 Quoting: The Loophole


so was the guy sort of 'faceless' and nondescript compared to the woman?
Did she have coloring or features similar to your face now as an adult?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35364075


I can't really say if she looked like me for certain. She was a little exotic, I'm a little exotic. Her cheeks were like how mine were when I was younger. But to me I was a plain little paper flower in comparison to her real life vibrance. She seemed more adult, more complete than me, if that makes sense... it's one of those things that words fall short on.

There were two men (three if you count the driver). I remember them both pretty clearly. I can promise one was not a relative of mine unless he was a cousin or something - he was a different race entirely. The other potentially could have been. I wasn't staring at any of the men and thinking they were beautiful though, lol, so maybe I spent a bit less time memorizing their features.
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I actually went back a few times because it seemed important, but then my guardian intercepted me one of the times and that ended rather badly and all communication ceased.
 Quoting: The Loophole



Your guardian? Who is this person to you? In what way did that end badly?

I gotta say your story is bizzare. I've experienced some high strangeness in my life (54 years), but you've got me beat by a long shot...not that it's a contest, but you know what I mean.

At any rate, a Fortune Cookie Proverb for you...lol, and it's been quite awhile since I've had one pop into m'noggin, so...hf


When you walk on the wild side, the wild will walk all over you.


Be careful out there, lovey, okay?
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I actually went back a few times because it seemed important, but then my guardian intercepted me one of the times and that ended rather badly and all communication ceased.
 Quoting: The Loophole



Your guardian? Who is this person to you? In what way did that end badly?

I gotta say your story is bizzare. I've experienced some high strangeness in my life (54 years), but you've got me beat by a long shot...not that it's a contest, but you know what I mean.

At any rate, a Fortune Cookie Proverb for you...lol, and it's been quite awhile since I've had one pop into m'noggin, so...hf


When you walk on the wild side, the wild will walk all over you.


Be careful out there, lovey, okay?
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


My guardian, depending on which dictionary you use is/was an:
Exploiter.
Pseudo parent.
Legal guardian.
Bitch.

She's not someone to mess with on any level. And yet I do because..well..freedom is a wonderful and fleeting thing worth more than subservience. The fact that I apparently had to be practically abducted just to read a few chapters of a book speaks volumes.

I never saw the lady with the earrings again after my guardian's interception. Usually people pop back up again after a while, but not the one with the earrings.

I'd still love to know why the tub though....

hf
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late at night, when your all alone and you gaze up at the north star and as your mouth falls open, do your teeth stick out all crooked and shit.
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late at night, when your all alone and you gaze up at the north star and as your mouth falls open, do your teeth stick out all crooked and shit.
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Back to the werewolf thread with you.

goaway lol

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