The Rapture Just Happened

You sure??? there are still a lot of xians around.

Million..... Omg..... Better get the news on and read all the rapture threads and prepare...

Eh no....

Where oh where did my little dog go?

Linky on millions of disappeared or.......stinky.

Rapture my brains
rapture my heart
rapture my pains
rapture my farts!

It hurts, It burns
It reaks, It churns

To many beans
To many curds
to much humus
It burns my bum ass

Do the rapture dance
Jump up and down real fast
Watch up in the sky
and what do I see
a giant asteroid
coming for me

second verse...same as the first!

Well there you go.

there is no rapture.

does rupture count?

quick someone quote some bible verse!