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so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?

 
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Maybe you'll be surprized by this opportunity for you to explain how a spider's tiny brain did the RnD to design it's eyes so it can calculate the distance it needs to jump?
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And with that statement there's proof that you are an ignoramus.
Never mind.
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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
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Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
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Re: so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?
Why do people use the term "sheeple" is it because they are just followers? If so what are you OP?

There's already somebody on this board that has this angle sewed up and has been producing these threads for a long time which makes you a follower and an idea plagiarist!

Congratulations you are firmly in the middle of the flock!!!!!!

I prefer the term Lemmings for people that can't think for themselves so OP YOU are firmly in the pack of Lemmngs ready to jump off the cliff CONGRATS!!!!!!
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Of course not! Jesus taught it...Duh! cruise
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You use false equivalances which fail to uphold any sense to an evolutionary argument. good day
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You are a complete dumb ass. Seriously.

If you think that evolution crafted 'this', you're a lemming pushing a bigot cause. Transfer of genetic material is evolution. Procreation by similar symbiotic life forms is evolution.

Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least?

It is astonishing how science spends thousands on 'research' to show a monkey how to 'use' a twig to get ants out of an ant hill. Anyone buying into this needs to get the Golden Gate bridge off of my hands.
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Your idiocy knows no bounds. At least try to get educated if you insist on debating the subject. Good day.
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Show yourself, coward.

And why not put some facts in your post next time to support your view.

:troll:
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I have already wrote extensively in this thread.

"Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least? "

There is no reason to even attempt a discourse with someone so stupid. I would simply suggest that you should graduate from high school.
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Why do people use the term "sheeple" is it because they are just followers? If so what are you OP?

There's already somebody on this board that has this angle sewed up and has been producing these threads for a long time which makes you a follower and an idea plagiarist!

Congratulations you are firmly in the middle of the flock!!!!!!

I prefer the term Lemmings for people that can't think for themselves so OP YOU are firmly in the pack of Lemmngs ready to jump off the cliff CONGRATS!!!!!!
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im sorry it comes as a shock to you that more than one person on this planet thinks evolution is a crock-is there some kind of monopoly on this subject?


oh, and speaking of lemmings- Darwin dropped the idea of evolution and all his "followers" blindly jumped on the band wagon

talk about lemmings ready to jump off the cliff!
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And with that statement there's proof that you are an ignoramus.
Never mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
 Quoting: DGN


Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
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Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
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I love how the natural exploitation is for cameras and robots to measure exact distance. Sounds like surveillance/killing machines.
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What does that mean?
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You are a complete dumb ass. Seriously.

If you think that evolution crafted 'this', you're a lemming pushing a bigot cause. Transfer of genetic material is evolution. Procreation by similar symbiotic life forms is evolution.

Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least?

It is astonishing how science spends thousands on 'research' to show a monkey how to 'use' a twig to get ants out of an ant hill. Anyone buying into this needs to get the Golden Gate bridge off of my hands.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


Your idiocy knows no bounds. At least try to get educated if you insist on debating the subject. Good day.
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Show yourself, coward.

And why not put some facts in your post next time to support your view.

troll
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I have already wrote extensively in this thread.

"Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least? "

There is no reason to even attempt a discourse with someone so stupid. I would simply suggest that you should graduate from high school.
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.... sounds like he did....
yeahsure
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You are a complete dumb ass. Seriously.

If you think that evolution crafted 'this', you're a lemming pushing a bigot cause. Transfer of genetic material is evolution. Procreation by similar symbiotic life forms is evolution.

Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least?

It is astonishing how science spends thousands on 'research' to show a monkey how to 'use' a twig to get ants out of an ant hill. Anyone buying into this needs to get the Golden Gate bridge off of my hands.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


Your idiocy knows no bounds. At least try to get educated if you insist on debating the subject. Good day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


Show yourself, coward.

And why not put some facts in your post next time to support your view.

troll
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


I have already wrote extensively in this thread.

"Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least? "

There is no reason to even attempt a discourse with someone so stupid. I would simply suggest that you should graduate from high school.
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.....sounds like he did....
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So I watched da video and...... i don't cee no ebiDense of no intelligent design der. What are you krazy or sumpin? wadda ignorAmus you must be. You saying da lazer eyesite thing was made... by who God? No way dufus, that stuff happens naturally, same as gravity and stuff. looky here, any spider that needed to measure how far to jump would just naturally evolve the lazar vision or starve out, like blind people. You just don't git no sighEnse do ya? Wadda redneck mamma. hey, kin u even count how many wheels r on yur tricicle?

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So I watched da video and...... i don't cee no ebiDense of no intelligent design der. What are you krazy or sumpin? wadda ignorAmus you must be. You saying da lazer eyesite thing was made... by who God? No way dufus, that stuff happens naturally, same as gravity and stuff. looky here, any spider that needed to measure how far to jump would just naturally evolve the lazar vision or starve out, like blind people. You just don't git no sighEnse do ya? Wadda redneck mamma. hey, kin u even count how many wheels r on yur tricicle?
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don't talk all suffisticated- put yer glasses on and see dem blind spider leaps from your lap to yo mamma
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And with that statement there's proof that you are an ignoramus.
Never mind.
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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
 Quoting: DGN


Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
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Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
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Ah right, creationist logic.
"Because something isn't yet understood then by default it must be a deity's work".
Well done.

Do you miss the 15th century?
I think your brain does.
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Pretty sure the devil taught spiders how to jump. (probably said already, I just don't want to read 6 pages)
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I can assure you my AK I have fully loaded in the corner of my room makes me feel much better about it, whether that is irrational or not, it is how I feel.
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What a crack pot.
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And with that statement there's proof that you are an ignoramus.
Never mind.
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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
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Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
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Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
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You know, in the end, it's you guys who create these threads, attacking us for our lack fo faith in intelligent design. If you people were so confident in your creator, these threads wouldn't be needed.

Evolution is a theory, not a belief. No body is going to win this argument.
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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
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Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
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Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
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You know, in the end, it's you guys who create these threads, attacking us for our lack fo faith in intelligent design. If you people were so confident in your creator, these threads wouldn't be needed.

Evolution is a theory, not a belief. No body is going to win this argument.

if you look at the original video of the spider, its designed to make people THINK, not win an argument
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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
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Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
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Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
 Quoting: DGN





Ah right, creationist logic.
"Because something isn't yet understood then by default it must be a deity's work".
Well done.

Do you miss the 15th century?
I think your brain does.
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If design is complex beyond human scientific comprehension does that mean it..... it musta been assembled by just dumb luck cause shucks, ain't nothing in the universe could be more intelligent than me..hickup...
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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
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Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
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Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
 Quoting: DGN





Ah right, creationist logic.
"Because something isn't yet understood then by default it must be a deity's work".
Well done.

Do you miss the 15th century?
I think your brain does.
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"And Jehovah proceeded to answer Job out of the windstorm and say: "Who is this that is obscuring counsel

By words without knowledge?
Gird up your loins, please, like an able bodied man,
And let me question YOU, and you inform ME.
Where did you happen to be when I founded the earth?
Tell me if you do know understanding:- Job 38:1-4



were YOU there when God created all things? Please, DO instruct him how it all took place-and share with us all your wisdom
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So I watched da video and...... i don't cee no ebiDense of no intelligent design der. What are you krazy or sumpin? wadda ignorAmus you must be. You saying da lazer eyesite thing was made... by who God? No way dufus, that stuff happens naturally, same as gravity and stuff. looky here, any spider that needed to measure how far to jump would just naturally evolve the lazar vision or starve out, like blind people. You just don't git no sighEnse do ya? Wadda redneck mamma. hey, kin u even count how many wheels r on yur tricicle?
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What does ol Billy Bob know bout Everlussion anyway
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What? Do you think before you type or do you just mash the keyboard and hope it makes sense?

If you added "Chuck" after "so" in your title this would be an exact copy of a DGN thread.

If you can explain why evolution is a lie, I would love to hear it because all I ever see from DGN's threads and so far this one is:
You post an animal, say I bet this couldn't happen by itself, provide no other evidence for your claim then ride out the thread with bible quotes and fallacies.
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creation needs no other evidence.....creation is evidence in itself


provide a better explanation for me....how we got here...what hope for the future....and maybe you will be worth listening to
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This one's scared. There's no reasoning to help her at this time.
Such redundancies will not make a case. No one has witnessed creation, therefor it is not evidence of itself.
I normally don't get involved in these evolution threads, simply because no one usually even considers the other side(s) in a way other than opposition. The OP did not really mean to ask the question in the thread title, it seems she meant to say something like "I have nothing but my word and my word is evolution is bunk. God made man 6000 years ago and then made woman from man's rib. God then allowed man and woman to create several generations without genetic consequences until the gene-pool was large enough to allow interbreeding to cause problem, and left man to it."

Take note, I did not put those words in OPs mouth, I simply stated what it seems the OP believes.
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thanks for your interpretation of what this thread meant to say...and
no one has witnessed evolution, therefore it us not evidence of itself.....
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Sure I got just one example for ya but you won't admit it since you love DGN so much but here it goes..


Staphylococcus aureus which in a few years became MRSA

Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) is a bacterium responsible for several difficult-to-treat infections in humans. It is also called oxacillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (ORSA). MRSA is any strain of Staphylococcus aureus that has developed, through the process of natural selection, resistance to beta-lactam antibiotics, which include the penicillins (methicillin, dicloxacillin, nafcillin, oxacillin, etc.) and the cephalosporins. Strains unable to resist these antibiotics are classified as methicillin-sensitive Staphylococcus aureus, or MSSA. The evolution of such resistance does not cause the organism to be more intrinsically virulent than strains of Staphylococcus aureus that have no antibiotic resistance, but resistance does make MRSA infection more difficult to treat with standard types of antibiotics and thus more dangerous.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

So looks like chuck was right after all
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

Make a regular practice of Miswak for verily it is the purification for the mouth and a means of the pleasure of the Lord. Wait! What?? Islam the oral jihads handbook pg 12.
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Seriously? You think that a creature that primarily jumps to hunt would not have evolved a way to gauge the distance?
Did you learn to walk through divine intervention? How about speak -- did that one just fall into your lap one day, too?
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No... because it would have died from starvation before it evolved.

We are a very big classroom project... On some planet somewhere, there is some alien professor, who has his students inventing life forms, and then transporting them here to see how they survive.

Some little alien got an A for the jumping spider.
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No, but evolution gave him those eyes to determine the distance to be able to jump on his pray and survive to mate.

Any other brain busters?
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so you have copied evolutionists typical replies to threads?


is there not more than one person on the earth that knows evolution is the crème de la crème lie?
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What? Do you think before you type or do you just mash the keyboard and hope it makes sense?

If you added "Chuck" after "so" in your title this would be an exact copy of a DGN thread.

If you can explain why evolution is a lie, I would love to hear it because all I ever see from DGN's threads and so far this one is:
You post an animal, say I bet this couldn't happen by itself, provide no other evidence for your claim then ride out the thread with bible quotes and fallacies.
 Quoting: LSDreamer


creation needs no other evidence.....creation is evidence in itself


provide a better explanation for me....how we got here...what hope for the future....and maybe you will be worth listening to
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If you said "wow, look at creation how awesome, I don't care how we got here, I will just sit here and appreciate it" then what you just said would be fine.
But you don't, do you? Your creation comes with an interventionist, blood thirsty, vengeful god, who says we are born in sin, who condemns people for their nature, who says that the crimes of a child rapist and a murderer can be washed away if they telepathically channel a cosmic Jewish zombie. We are told by this sociopath and his deluded followers that we are going to be tortured for all eternity if we don't conform to an emotionless moral code which was born out of ancient Palestine.

That does require evidence, and you have none. Simply being here isn't evidence of biblical creation.

On the other hand, science, philosophy, reason.

[link to evolution.berkeley.edu]


 Quoting: LSDreamer


Amazing video

Logic verses Christianity.......... Priceless

bumpbumpbump
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What? Do you think before you type or do you just mash the keyboard and hope it makes sense?

If you added "Chuck" after "so" in your title this would be an exact copy of a DGN thread.

If you can explain why evolution is a lie, I would love to hear it because all I ever see from DGN's threads and so far this one is:
You post an animal, say I bet this couldn't happen by itself, provide no other evidence for your claim then ride out the thread with bible quotes and fallacies.
 Quoting: LSDreamer


creation needs no other evidence.....creation is evidence in itself


provide a better explanation for me....how we got here...what hope for the future....and maybe you will be worth listening to
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


If you said "wow, look at creation how awesome, I don't care how we got here, I will just sit here and appreciate it" then what you just said would be fine.
But you don't, do you? Your creation comes with an interventionist, blood thirsty, vengeful god, who says we are born in sin, who condemns people for their nature, who says that the crimes of a child rapist and a murderer can be washed away if they telepathically channel a cosmic Jewish zombie. We are told by this sociopath and his deluded followers that we are going to be tortured for all eternity if we don't conform to an emotionless moral code which was born out of ancient Palestine.

That does require evidence, and you have none. Simply being here isn't evidence of biblical creation.

On the other hand, science, philosophy, reason.

[link to evolution.berkeley.edu]


 Quoting: LSDreamer


Amazing video

Logic verses Christianity.......... Priceless

bumpbumpbump
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Oh yeah, Dawkins, he IS priceless.......


what an intelligent man
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creation needs no other evidence.....creation is evidence in itself


provide a better explanation for me....how we got here...what hope for the future....and maybe you will be worth listening to
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If you said "wow, look at creation how awesome, I don't care how we got here, I will just sit here and appreciate it" then what you just said would be fine.
But you don't, do you? Your creation comes with an interventionist, blood thirsty, vengeful god, who says we are born in sin, who condemns people for their nature, who says that the crimes of a child rapist and a murderer can be washed away if they telepathically channel a cosmic Jewish zombie. We are told by this sociopath and his deluded followers that we are going to be tortured for all eternity if we don't conform to an emotionless moral code which was born out of ancient Palestine.

That does require evidence, and you have none. Simply being here isn't evidence of biblical creation.

On the other hand, science, philosophy, reason.

[link to evolution.berkeley.edu]


 Quoting: LSDreamer


Amazing video

Logic verses Christianity.......... Priceless

bumpbumpbump
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Oh yeah, Dawkins, he IS priceless.......


what an intelligent man
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(Oh and by the way, where does it say we will be "tortured eternally"???????
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No, but evolution gave him those eyes to determine the distance to be able to jump on his pray and survive to mate.

Any other brain busters?
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Yep, evolution just "popped them eyes" in there one fine day

(cute little bugger aint he)?
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OP, seek help. DGN, seek help. Oh, DGN is OP. You are beyond help. OBSESSED....
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Re: so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?
Seriously? You think that a creature that primarily jumps to hunt would not have evolved a way to gauge the distance?
Did you learn to walk through divine intervention? How about speak -- did that one just fall into your lap one day, too?
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No... because it would have died from starvation before it evolved.

We are a very big classroom project... On some planet somewhere, there is some alien professor, who has his students inventing life forms, and then transporting them here to see how they survive.

Some little alien got an A for the jumping spider.
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Personally, that jumping spider LOOKS like an alien, you might be onto something here!
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Re: so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?
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creation needs no other evidence.....creation is evidence in itself


provide a better explanation for me....how we got here...what hope for the future....and maybe you will be worth listening to
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


This one's scared. There's no reasoning to help her at this time.
Such redundancies will not make a case. No one has witnessed creation, therefor it is not evidence of itself.
I normally don't get involved in these evolution threads, simply because no one usually even considers the other side(s) in a way other than opposition. The OP did not really mean to ask the question in the thread title, it seems she meant to say something like "I have nothing but my word and my word is evolution is bunk. God made man 6000 years ago and then made woman from man's rib. God then allowed man and woman to create several generations without genetic consequences until the gene-pool was large enough to allow interbreeding to cause problem, and left man to it."

Take note, I did not put those words in OPs mouth, I simply stated what it seems the OP believes.
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thanks for your interpretation of what this thread meant to say...and
no one has witnessed evolution, therefore it us not evidence of itself.....
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Sure I got just one example for ya but you won't admit it since you love DGN so much but here it goes..


Staphylococcus aureus which in a few years became MRSA

Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) is a bacterium responsible for several difficult-to-treat infections in humans. It is also called oxacillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (ORSA). MRSA is any strain of Staphylococcus aureus that has developed, through the process of natural selection, resistance to beta-lactam antibiotics, which include the penicillins (methicillin, dicloxacillin, nafcillin, oxacillin, etc.) and the cephalosporins. Strains unable to resist these antibiotics are classified as methicillin-sensitive Staphylococcus aureus, or MSSA. The evolution of such resistance does not cause the organism to be more intrinsically virulent than strains of Staphylococcus aureus that have no antibiotic resistance, but resistance does make MRSA infection more difficult to treat with standard types of antibiotics and thus more dangerous.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

So looks like chuck was right after all
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okie dokie then, we guess that answers it all then
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