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so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?

 
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Maybe you'll be surprized by this opportunity for you to explain how a spider's tiny brain did the RnD to design it's eyes so it can calculate the distance it needs to jump?
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And with that statement there's proof that you are an ignoramus.
Never mind.
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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
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Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
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Re: so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?
Why do people use the term "sheeple" is it because they are just followers? If so what are you OP?

There's already somebody on this board that has this angle sewed up and has been producing these threads for a long time which makes you a follower and an idea plagiarist!

Congratulations you are firmly in the middle of the flock!!!!!!

I prefer the term Lemmings for people that can't think for themselves so OP YOU are firmly in the pack of Lemmngs ready to jump off the cliff CONGRATS!!!!!!
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Re: so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?
Of course not! Jesus taught it...Duh! cruise
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Re: so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?
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You use false equivalances which fail to uphold any sense to an evolutionary argument. good day
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You are a complete dumb ass. Seriously.

If you think that evolution crafted 'this', you're a lemming pushing a bigot cause. Transfer of genetic material is evolution. Procreation by similar symbiotic life forms is evolution.

Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least?

It is astonishing how science spends thousands on 'research' to show a monkey how to 'use' a twig to get ants out of an ant hill. Anyone buying into this needs to get the Golden Gate bridge off of my hands.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


Your idiocy knows no bounds. At least try to get educated if you insist on debating the subject. Good day.
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Show yourself, coward.

And why not put some facts in your post next time to support your view.

:troll:
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


I have already wrote extensively in this thread.

"Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least? "

There is no reason to even attempt a discourse with someone so stupid. I would simply suggest that you should graduate from high school.
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Re: so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?
Why do people use the term "sheeple" is it because they are just followers? If so what are you OP?

There's already somebody on this board that has this angle sewed up and has been producing these threads for a long time which makes you a follower and an idea plagiarist!

Congratulations you are firmly in the middle of the flock!!!!!!

I prefer the term Lemmings for people that can't think for themselves so OP YOU are firmly in the pack of Lemmngs ready to jump off the cliff CONGRATS!!!!!!
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im sorry it comes as a shock to you that more than one person on this planet thinks evolution is a crock-is there some kind of monopoly on this subject?


oh, and speaking of lemmings- Darwin dropped the idea of evolution and all his "followers" blindly jumped on the band wagon

talk about lemmings ready to jump off the cliff!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


And with that statement there's proof that you are an ignoramus.
Never mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
 Quoting: DGN


Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
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Re: so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?

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I love how the natural exploitation is for cameras and robots to measure exact distance. Sounds like surveillance/killing machines.
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What does that mean?
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You are a complete dumb ass. Seriously.

If you think that evolution crafted 'this', you're a lemming pushing a bigot cause. Transfer of genetic material is evolution. Procreation by similar symbiotic life forms is evolution.

Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least?

It is astonishing how science spends thousands on 'research' to show a monkey how to 'use' a twig to get ants out of an ant hill. Anyone buying into this needs to get the Golden Gate bridge off of my hands.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


Your idiocy knows no bounds. At least try to get educated if you insist on debating the subject. Good day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


Show yourself, coward.

And why not put some facts in your post next time to support your view.

troll
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


I have already wrote extensively in this thread.

"Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least? "

There is no reason to even attempt a discourse with someone so stupid. I would simply suggest that you should graduate from high school.
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.... sounds like he did....
yeahsure
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Who ever left me negative Karma saying

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You are a complete dumb ass. Seriously.

If you think that evolution crafted 'this', you're a lemming pushing a bigot cause. Transfer of genetic material is evolution. Procreation by similar symbiotic life forms is evolution.

Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least?

It is astonishing how science spends thousands on 'research' to show a monkey how to 'use' a twig to get ants out of an ant hill. Anyone buying into this needs to get the Golden Gate bridge off of my hands.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


Your idiocy knows no bounds. At least try to get educated if you insist on debating the subject. Good day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


Show yourself, coward.

And why not put some facts in your post next time to support your view.

troll
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


I have already wrote extensively in this thread.

"Ape did not become man! If so, why are there apes who are not evolving? Why are they not building their own systems and societies? Why are they NOT living like cavemen at the very least? "

There is no reason to even attempt a discourse with someone so stupid. I would simply suggest that you should graduate from high school.
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.....sounds like he did....
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So I watched da video and...... i don't cee no ebiDense of no intelligent design der. What are you krazy or sumpin? wadda ignorAmus you must be. You saying da lazer eyesite thing was made... by who God? No way dufus, that stuff happens naturally, same as gravity and stuff. looky here, any spider that needed to measure how far to jump would just naturally evolve the lazar vision or starve out, like blind people. You just don't git no sighEnse do ya? Wadda redneck mamma. hey, kin u even count how many wheels r on yur tricicle?

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So I watched da video and...... i don't cee no ebiDense of no intelligent design der. What are you krazy or sumpin? wadda ignorAmus you must be. You saying da lazer eyesite thing was made... by who God? No way dufus, that stuff happens naturally, same as gravity and stuff. looky here, any spider that needed to measure how far to jump would just naturally evolve the lazar vision or starve out, like blind people. You just don't git no sighEnse do ya? Wadda redneck mamma. hey, kin u even count how many wheels r on yur tricicle?
 Quoting: DGN


don't talk all suffisticated- put yer glasses on and see dem blind spider leaps from your lap to yo mamma
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And with that statement there's proof that you are an ignoramus.
Never mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
 Quoting: DGN


Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
 Quoting: DGN





Ah right, creationist logic.
"Because something isn't yet understood then by default it must be a deity's work".
Well done.

Do you miss the 15th century?
I think your brain does.
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Re: so.........I bet evolution taught this spider how far to jump to survive...Right?
Pretty sure the devil taught spiders how to jump. (probably said already, I just don't want to read 6 pages)
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I can assure you my AK I have fully loaded in the corner of my room makes me feel much better about it, whether that is irrational or not, it is how I feel.
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What a crack pot.
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And with that statement there's proof that you are an ignoramus.
Never mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
 Quoting: DGN


Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
 Quoting: DGN


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You know, in the end, it's you guys who create these threads, attacking us for our lack fo faith in intelligent design. If you people were so confident in your creator, these threads wouldn't be needed.

Evolution is a theory, not a belief. No body is going to win this argument.
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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
 Quoting: DGN


Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
 Quoting: DGN


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You know, in the end, it's you guys who create these threads, attacking us for our lack fo faith in intelligent design. If you people were so confident in your creator, these threads wouldn't be needed.

Evolution is a theory, not a belief. No body is going to win this argument.

if you look at the original video of the spider, its designed to make people THINK, not win an argument
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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
 Quoting: DGN


Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
 Quoting: DGN





Ah right, creationist logic.
"Because something isn't yet understood then by default it must be a deity's work".
Well done.

Do you miss the 15th century?
I think your brain does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35476563


If design is complex beyond human scientific comprehension does that mean it..... it musta been assembled by just dumb luck cause shucks, ain't nothing in the universe could be more intelligent than me..hickup...
tard

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That's why you should take this opportunity to teach me.
smile_kiss
 Quoting: DGN


Unfortunately your reliance upon your ancient book provides an unsurmountable obstacle between you and your understanding of reality thus any attempt to enlighten you would prove fruitless and without point.

Stick to your attempts at comedy.
You're really no good for anything else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32455990


Uhhh... who's lack of understanding is the obstacle to explaining cell and organ assembly without knowledge and intelligence? Does the spider have more advanced knowledgd of vision than you, or can you explain it?
 Quoting: DGN





Ah right, creationist logic.
"Because something isn't yet understood then by default it must be a deity's work".
Well done.

Do you miss the 15th century?
I think your brain does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35476563


"And Jehovah proceeded to answer Job out of the windstorm and say: "Who is this that is obscuring counsel

By words without knowledge?
Gird up your loins, please, like an able bodied man,
And let me question YOU, and you inform ME.
Where did you happen to be when I founded the earth?
Tell me if you do know understanding:- Job 38:1-4



were YOU there when God created all things? Please, DO instruct him how it all took place-and share with us all your wisdom

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