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Zombie UFO Crash Disaster Full-Scale Exercise

 
Anonymous Coward
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Nuclear Zombie Aftermath, coming to a city near you!
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I live about 30 miles south of Moscow ID, in a small town called Asotin WA.
I am astounded to think that somthing so progressivly retarded has taken shape in my back yard. Yet, I can only imagine how the native folks from this region would react if faced with an alien encounter. Most of them already live and act like zombies (high-functioning socialy clueless rural deralects on a steady diet of yellow beer, McDonalds, and MSM/Decked out in Walmarts finest/on the wellfare), if they were to incure a good scare,....... well let me just say, I'd rather get in a mosh pit at a Slayer concert. Poverty and small mindedness are rampent in this region. It's a little like being in a time warp here; the rest of the world progressed over time, this area did not.

I half wonder if all this "Zombie Preparedness" crap is more for the type-A, mustach brandishing law enforcment types needed for kill, well, you and I, being traind to shoot the shit out of crowds of citzens going full retard in a panic enducing situation. Let's face it, the majority really will go zombie if spooked.

So i guess i can see how the agency in Moscow might couple the two in a senario. I think it's as hilarious as it is rediculose, though. I may have to go have a look-see.

Oh brother.........
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Well, be careful if you live in that region. Might be safer to make that day a stay-at-home day. Let me remind of the most recent time that FEMA had an emergency training session:

"The goal of the course is to enable participants to improve their community’s mitigation and emergency operations plan specifically regarding the needs of children. The course will provide them with the information needed to address the unique needs of children prior to, during and following disasters. It will also provide them guidance and direction on how to form coalitions and how to become advocates for the unique needs of children in all aspects of emergency management. "

The date of this training was DECEMBER 14TH, 2012 in BRIDGEPORT,CT (about 20 miles from Sandy Hook). Coincidences like that are a bit startling.

[link to www.ct.gov]
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There will be a alien invasion within the next years. IT will be just as true as 9-11.

MSM and most governments will buy the lie because it benefits them (as war on terror did).

Most sheeple will buy it and hand over their liberties for good.

HAARP = turning the atmosphere into a movie screen. Not only able to refelct light, but also sound (yes, all the noise people hear last years from the sky).

Independence day "for real". We have been conditioned thru all these movies portraying aliens as evil.

Simultaneously there will be a lot of relgious mumbu jumbo (prophecy of the last pope, book of revelations, etc) to further dumb the masses into believing in fairy tales.

We are being played like fiddles. It will be Sandy Hook turned into Independence Day. Where they use not only green/blue screens i studios, but the entire sky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26491065


Lol! The sixth paragraph is RICH! Please, where is your proof that the Pope stepping down is a ploy? And Revelation, because last time I checked, we are given signs of what's to come and that most of God's people will be off the grid, while people such as yourself are....eradicated.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
cmoG530

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Here is what they will use when they are ready to take the country down for good. Only it will be projections of a zombie apolcalypse. People will believe them and run to the government for protection, because it is so realistic, and people will be scared out of their wits. Especially when their trusted news anchors tell them it is real

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32405669


Aliens yes, because they'll be showing their stuffs in the air. Zombie's no, because I'd find it hard to believe that people won't accidentally run through them and still think that it's real. Remember, we have The Walking Dead fans. They'd want to play hero.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
cmoG530

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03/03/2013 02:17 AM
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Zombie UFO Crash Disaster Full-Scale Exercise

link @ community.fema.gov

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Unidentified flying object
An unidentified flying object, often abbreviated UFO or U.F.O., is an unusual apparent anomaly in the sky that is not readily identifiable to the observer as any known object



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 Quoting: Z-Punk


Cheers.
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1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
Devon1234

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03/03/2013 02:29 AM
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Important to note.... the zombie drills are only called zombie drills because they are shooting at civilian targets.... they need a cover. If they call it 'zombie', everyone kind of chuckles lightheartedly, but the truth is 'zombie'that is double entanda. Most of US have become zombies; so the drill is both a joke and literal.

Kind of like 'sequester'; just look up the definition of that word and tell me we're not in trouble.
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Important to note.... the zombie drills are only called zombie drills because they are shooting at civilian targets.... they need a cover. If they call it 'zombie', everyone kind of chuckles lightheartedly, but the truth is 'zombie'that is double entanda. Most of US have become zombies; so the drill is both a joke and literal.

Kind of like 'sequester'; just look up the definition of that word and tell me we're not in trouble.
 Quoting: Devon1234


100 percent true.

Facing an "alien invasion", even The Oathkeepers will probably fall in line.

"The Zombies" are nothing else than angry/hungry american civilians. The Fema, NHS and TSA-agents must get used to shooting at unarmed people walking in the streets. I mean, look att the drills where they shoot the zombies, the living dead hardly even pose a threat in those drills, slowly walking hundreds of meters from the agents firing with their AR15s.
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Important to note.... the zombie drills are only called zombie drills because they are shooting at civilian targets.... they need a cover. If they call it 'zombie', everyone kind of chuckles lightheartedly, but the truth is 'zombie'that is double entanda. Most of US have become zombies; so the drill is both a joke and literal.

Kind of like 'sequester'; just look up the definition of that word and tell me we're not in trouble.
 Quoting: Devon1234


so then what is the UFO part
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This thread is full of win, hilarious!
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Yes! And I'm not even out of the first page yet!

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link @ community.fema.gov

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 Quoting: Z-Punk


Seems the DHS page has been taken down, with only a notice stating "Sorry! That information is only available to Coalition Members".

Don't know why the fuck I didn't print-screen it. Duh.
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Seems the DHS page has been taken down, with only a notice stating "Sorry! That information is only available to Coalition Members".

Don't know why the fuck I didn't print-screen it. Duh.
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Seems the DHS page has been taken down, with only a notice stating "Sorry! That information is only available to Coalition Members".

Don't know why the fuck I didn't print-screen it. Duh.
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!


Sorry! That information is only available to Coalition Members
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save the video!

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Thread: Be aware FEMA is supposed to have a Zombie UFO Crash Disaster Drill in Idaho on April 27th! (Page 2)
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wtf?

someone should get a screen cap of that before it's gone
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:zombieufocarsh:
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