Aliens Abducted Me Last Night

Tell,..

Probed the hell out of ya, huh?

It's too painful to discuss.

That wasn't the worst of it.

Right.

That wasn't a space ship...it was some dudes van

Lucky

This is a ufo conspiracy site, correct? You wouldn't think it's so funny if they made you bend over while they had a ray gun to your head.

Could I have been drugged and raped in a van by gays with alien masks on?

my dear, it was me, i am not that ugly

I will come clean you up tonight! All is well!!


Peace

OP may be trolling, I don't know. But I had a terrifying "dream" last night of aliens.

The aliens had at least a dozen unconscious or semi-conscious humans that they were experimenting upon. The humans were suspended in the air, like hanging from ropes or similar. The worst part is that the people had been disemboweled, and their intestines were unraveled and hanging below them. It was awful. Apparently this was to prevent escape, in case the people tried running away they would trip over their own guts.

Those zetas sons of bitches!

You brought it up.

are your neighbors sodomites?

Mmm, fuck that's hot.


:nanarub:

+1 lol