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At least they want to work
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I agree with "Let them do it in Mexico." I mean really, ever BEEN to Mexico? It's got running water, toilets, street lights, highways. TONS of empty land. Beautiful seashores, mountains, rich crop-growing areas. Everything you need to build a vibrant economy.

The fact that the government and the culture somehow lack the will to actually DO that ... and instead wallow in their poverty and too-large families ... well that's just not my problem to solve. I'd much rather hire an American citizen and pay a little more.
 Quoting: berniemom2012


..........and look what we have here in the US. These jobs that these people are willing to do are beneaththe lazy ass Americans. People here pass on those jobs and just wait for their free handouts.........and they're the ones that bitch the most. It's pathetic really!
I could care less either way. The funny thing is that it's usually a bunch of lazy ass Americans ragging on people who want to actually do something. Go Obama!
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Go die in a fire you miserable piece of communist shit.

how bout one day we play cowboys and communists?.. post your address i'll even let you know when we start!
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You lack in reading comprehension skills you dumb bastard. I'd be scared by your threat if you weren't so fuckin' stupid! lmao
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Funniest 3 min. Of the week..
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I guess I have more compassion for people who are willing to work than for some really unattractive guy who is so insecure that he has to spend his day poking fun at other people. Karma will bit him in the ass. I wonder if he's still alive.
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How many of your family members have been killed by ILLEGAL MEXICAN INVADERS?
 Quoting: Dom Diputs


I agree with you...I don't like them here, but if the immigration office is right there, why aren't they picking these guys up? Because our government allows them to come here. I don't like it anymore than you. I do admire the honest ones who are willing to work when our people don't. That's all I'm saying.

I see them in the farmers' fields near me. They work in 90 degree heat. No one else wants that work. Then they probably go home to live with 15 others in a shack.
 Quoting: nutmeg


That's a fact, Jack. The US government actually supplies employers with fake social security numbers for their undocumented workers so everything looks good. I know this from a friend of mine who employed almost 100% from illegal Mexicans. They are hard workers an usually pretty decent people. It isn't those guys standing out there looking for work who are the problem, it's the corruption in their country and the corruption in ours that is fucking us all up.
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I'm not laughing.
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That guy in the video is mean.
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Criminal I'd say. Demonstrable reckless endangerment.
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That guy has some balls, have to admit.
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Funniest 3 min. Of the week..
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I guess I have more compassion for people who are willing to work than for some really unattractive guy who is so insecure that he has to spend his day poking fun at other people. Karma will bit him in the ass. I wonder if he's still alive.
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Or maybe the Mexicans got their karma for crossing the border illegally.
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That guy in the video is mean.
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Criminal I'd say. Demonstrable reckless endangerment.
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And that's one of many reasons why you'll never have a job in law enforcement.

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Funniest 3 min. Of the week..
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I guess I have more compassion for people who are willing to work than for some really unattractive guy who is so insecure that he has to spend his day poking fun at other people. Karma will bit him in the ass. I wonder if he's still alive.
 Quoting: nutmeg


How many of your family members have been killed by ILLEGAL MEXICAN INVADERS?
 Quoting: Dom Diputs


Damn German's are worst. One buttwipe ran a stop and totaled my car last year. Freaking Adolph had Canadian insurance, a fake US address and was in a rental car.

How about the wealthy Greek bastard who bought up all the commercial property in a small town in Wisconsin and drove all the family owned businesses out. Now the town sits empty because he raised the rents unreasonably high.

And the guy from France who bought the 10 acre ranch in Cal and kicked out 25 people and their kids to build his vacation property on a BROKEN! promise he would pay to update the towns aging water system. One girl went homeless and died alone in a hotel room because of it.

And all the elderly white trash golfers (golfers being the WORST of all scum on earth) wasting and poisoning the water and drinking their asses off after they play their "holes" and driving home causing accidents everywhere around here.

Unemployed white folks could be doing the same thing standing on the corner looking for work to eat, but they won't. It's "beneath" them. They'd rather sit around drinking cheap beer waiting for the next government check. Were those Mexicans selling drugs? No. were they panhandling? No. Were they stealing? No. Were they hungry and willing to do any kind of work to eat? Yup!

What does the skinny 4-eyed little pimp do for a living? Make stupid videos? His name's Ari Shaffir, maybe he should be swimming back to his daddy in the middle east. Or sent back in a box, preferably. What's even funnier is if he keeps on acting like that, he will be soon. Now THAT would be a funny video!
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 35456492


Germans aren't piling over here illegally and farting out a dozen children each, finding more ways to bilk the American taxpayers of freebies.

The day that I hear, "Please press 2 for German" on phone menus, is the day I know it's now a problem.

And for all you bleeding hearts who think they guy was mean, just know that all those Mexicans are laughing at you and think you are stupid for allowing the government to give so much of your money away to them. But hey, it's free, so they aren't going to refuse it. Too bad for you, is how they think while they smile with your tax dollars in their hand. Yes, I've heard them talk this way about Americans.
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LOL! ... monkey boy!

Sorry I don't know how to embedd....
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Funniest 3 min. Of the week..
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The English/American sense of humor will be forever a mystery for me... tounge
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Funniest 3 min. Of the week..
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From an AC post:

The Amazing Racist is a comedy routine done by Ari Shaffir, a Jewish would-be comedian.

"It should also be noted that everyone seen in his videos are willing participants, and that they have all signed release forms. According to other sources in his Mexican video, the Mexican workers were actually paid to appear in the video."
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: nutmeg


Yea, I knew there was something "off" about that clip.

The driver is flat-ass weird.

???
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Lies and Deceit for Glorification...this is not funny, it is Sad.
"Become Kindness >>> Kindness Becomes"
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Ive listened to Ari Shaffir (the guy in the car) when he's been on the Joe Rogan show, which is a more real-life conversational setting...

The guy is an unhappy, inarticulate, burnout pothead. Some of his standup comedy is decent, but he is just riding the coattails of his more popular friends (which isn't necessarily a bad thing.)

I'm not surprised at all that he was the guy in the car treating people that have nothing like road kill.
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Funniest 3 min. Of the week..
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driver = disgusting human behavior
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You bet! The guy is a crook!
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Lies and Deceit for Glorification...this is not funny, it is Sad.
 Quoting: Voiper


Very sad...
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I hope this j-a finds himself in the middle of Mexico some day... that I would laugh my face off to!!!!
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Not funny.
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:clapppa: to this Man
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clappa to this man
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I guess I have more compassion for people who are willing to work than for some really unattractive guy who is so insecure that he has to spend his day poking fun at other people. Karma will bit him in the ass. I wonder if he's still alive.
 Quoting: nutmeg


How many of your family members have been killed by ILLEGAL MEXICAN INVADERS?
 Quoting: Dom Diputs


I agree with you...I don't like them here, but if the immigration office is right there, why aren't they picking these guys up? Because our government allows them to come here. I don't like it anymore than you. I do admire the honest ones who are willing to work when our people don't. That's all I'm saying.

I see them in the farmers' fields near me. They work in 90 degree heat. No one else wants that work. Then they probably go home to live with 15 others in a shack.
 Quoting: nutmeg


That's a fact, Jack. The US government actually supplies employers with fake social security numbers for their undocumented workers so everything looks good. I know this from a friend of mine who employed almost 100% from illegal Mexicans. They are hard workers an usually pretty decent people. It isn't those guys standing out there looking for work who are the problem, it's the corruption in their country and the corruption in ours that is fucking us all up.
 Quoting: Cryin Wont Help Ya


A few years ago I hired a landscaper...a "legal" Hispanic who owns his own company. He had his workers plant three 7 ft. trees in my yard. They were hard workers. After I paid him several hundred dollars for the job, I wondered how much each worker received. I gave each of them a 10 or 20 dollar tip...can't remember now.

A year later, I called him to shear a shrub that was about 5 feet tall. I just didn't have time to do it. He said it would be $80.00. I thought that was too pricey, so I did it myself. Again, I wondered how much his workers would get from that $80.00. I wish I knew where they were and have them work in my yard without him around.

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Wow!!! Just Wow.
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Funniest 3 min. Of the week..
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driver = disgusting human behavior
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33279559


Maybe illegals should have not broken law by entering USA illegally...

afro
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clappa
"If voting made a difference they wouldn't let us do it" -Mark Twain

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That guy is a prick.

Yes they are there illegally, but they have come from a country where poverty is real poverty with no benefits system.

A bunch of guys, desperate to earn money to feed their families and you think its funny?

At least they want to work, not like the uk where the cunts come here and get benefits for them and their 12 kids.
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And dont forget, if the Americans didnt try and cut corners by hiring cheap labor illegally in the first place then they wouldnt come would they.
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That guy in the video is mean.
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beyond that
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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[link to www.americanpatrol.com]

Under Title 8 Section 1325 of the U.S. Code, "Improper Entry by Alien," any citizen of any country other than the United States who:

Enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers; or
Eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers; or
Attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact;

has committed a federal crime.

Violations are punishable by criminal fines and imprisonment for up to six months. Repeat offenses can bring up to two years in prison. Additional civil fines may be imposed at the discretion of immigration judges, but civil fines do not negate the criminal sanctions or nature of the offense.
"If voting made a difference they wouldn't let us do it" -Mark Twain

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This is part of the reason why the rest of the world hates Americans
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I wonder what the driver would think of a few holocaust jokes?
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lol you should watch this too

Thread: Bill Burr on Going To Church, break from the madness. stand up mocking the big 3 of religions
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Americans are the most ABSOLUTE brainless people of the entire planet.
Why not check their SS# ?
You can see who is legal and who isn't
Temporary employment agencies do that.
You are just enablers.

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