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WOMEN PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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WOMEN PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok , so I get asked to go to the store and buy

"sugar free" "hazel nut" coffee creamer

and like 7 other items

I then listen and remember the items.

later

Get laughed at when i return home for not listening because

powdered was written after hazel nut on a list I was given.

No , I didn't read the list because I was paying attention and listening when I was told what to get.


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03/03/2013 02:08 PM
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You shoulda read the list.
Men are such idiots.

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03/03/2013 02:10 PM
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You shoulda read the list.
Men are such idiots.

chuckle
 Quoting: The Loophole


IF YOU MAKE A LIST , THEN DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND NOT INCLUDE THINGS ON THE LIST!



I think women just talk too god dammed much.
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03/03/2013 02:45 PM
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why didn't you read the list at the store to double check?
seems like a no-brainer.
anyway, that is such a trivial thing to get worked up over.
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why didn't you read the list at the store to double check?
seems like a no-brainer.
anyway, that is such a trivial thing to get worked up over.
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Mm, no wonder wifey thinks she needs to write a list. He's clearly distractable.

tomato
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03/03/2013 03:28 PM
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Re: WOMEN PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok , so I get asked to go to the store and buy

"sugar free" "hazel nut" coffee creamer

and like 7 other items

I then listen and remember the items.

later

Get laughed at when i return home for not listening because

powdered was written after hazel nut on a list I was given.

No , I didn't read the list because I was paying attention and listening when I was told what to get.


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 Quoting: Kloudnine




If that is the biggest problem in your life, then give thanks to the Lord above!
When my husband requests something from the store, I always get it wrong. It's no big deal.
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03/03/2013 03:29 PM

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Your a big fucker upper.
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03/03/2013 03:32 PM
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so then you are gay and you like fudge packing?
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Well, I'm with OP on this one.

So, shite happens. If this sort of mistake causes someone to go ballistic, it is really uncalled for.

My entire life has been a comedy of errors, and, not ONCE have I made a stink, not even when the mistake was HUGE.

On another note, that stuff isn't good for anyone to ingest; it's a killer, IMHO.

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03/03/2013 03:38 PM
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Lol
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03/03/2013 03:39 PM
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Do you want her to piss on you, or away from you?
Astral Goat

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Better take control of this situation.
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03/04/2013 08:44 PM

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So what you're really saying is that YOUR mistake is her fault? Nope. Now run back to the store, buy her some pretty flowers, and apologize for flying off the handle like you did!
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Re: WOMEN PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
"sugar free" "hazel nut" coffee creamer


 Quoting: Kloudnine


I didn't know they made sugar-free hazelnut creamer

cool

pick me up some next time you go to the store afro
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03/04/2013 08:49 PM
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Re: WOMEN PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
why didn't you read the list at the store to double check?
seems like a no-brainer.
anyway, that is such a trivial thing to get worked up over.
 Quoting: new & improved


Mm, no wonder wifey thinks she needs to write a list. He's clearly distractable.

tomato
 Quoting: The Loophole


lmao
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03/04/2013 08:49 PM
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I figure if there is specific items someone wants. Perhaps they should get off their lazy tail and get it themselves...Problem solved. My wife done many things like this many times...I deal with it and get over it. She learns.....eventually. Goodnight.
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Re: WOMEN PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok , so I get asked to go to the store and buy

"sugar free" "hazel nut" coffee creamer

and like 7 other items

I then listen and remember the items.

later

Get laughed at when i return home for not listening because

powdered was written after hazel nut on a list I was given.

No , I didn't read the list because I was paying attention and listening when I was told what to get.


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 Quoting: Kloudnine


Laugh it off man. Seriously. You should both be.
— read for knowledge, not answers.
TastyThoughts

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03/04/2013 08:51 PM
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Read the list! Read the list, they say?
How's about read the ingredients, jeesh.
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But she 'laughed' and didn't 'yell' at you.

That's a good thing!

hf
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03/04/2013 08:54 PM

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The only way to turn it around is to go back to the store. Then she can't use it against you and you earn extra points which you can cash in whenever you feel like..

"Yeah, well I DID go back to the store for you sweetie..." *ziiip*
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03/04/2013 08:56 PM
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Many men have trouble with marketing.

It's OK.

You Are Not Alone.

hf
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Many men have trouble with marketing.

It's OK.

You Are Not Alone.

hf
 Quoting: Pyractomena borealis


chuckle
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03/04/2013 08:59 PM
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The only way to turn it around is to go back to the store. Then she can't use it against you and you earn extra points which you can cash in whenever you feel like..

"Yeah, well I DID go back to the store for you sweetie..." *ziiip*
 Quoting: CalmShock


The above plus the following:
Do not attempt the following without expecting to get burned.
Take the powder creamer and a book of matches. Take one single match, light it. Holding it one hand, pour the powder creamer as slowly and finely as possible over the match. Be prepared for flames. Use caution.
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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03/04/2013 09:00 PM
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If women didn't have cunts, they would be stacked 10 miles high at the tip!
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The best thing to do when carrying a list with the possiblity of forgeting is buying something not on the list just to make sure they'll be happy anyway. Brainwash them with a chocolate eclair or something similar.
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Re: WOMEN PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok , so I get asked to go to the store and buy

"sugar free" "hazel nut" coffee creamer

and like 7 other items

I then listen and remember the items.

later

Get laughed at when i return home for not listening because

powdered was written after hazel nut on a list I was given.

No , I didn't read the list because I was paying attention and listening when I was told what to get.


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 Quoting: Kloudnine


so u hate all women beecause of this? lol dumb fuck
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The best thing to do when carrying a list with the possiblity of forgeting is buying something not on the list just to make sure they'll be happy anyway. Brainwash them with a chocolate eclair or something similar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35576942


ohyeah

This is what mine does.
"Oh I forgot everything for weeks? LOOK CHOCOLATE!"
Pyractomena borealis

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03/04/2013 09:36 PM
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Many men have trouble with marketing.

It's OK.

You Are Not Alone.

hf
 Quoting: Pyractomena borealis


chuckle
 Quoting: The Loophole


No matter how explicit the instruction, the phone still rings. "what was it you wanted ?".

That being said, many women are directionally challenged.

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Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil

The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates

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You shoulda read the list.
Men are such idiots.

chuckle
 Quoting: The Loophole


IF YOU MAKE A LIST , THEN DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND NOT INCLUDE THINGS ON THE LIST!



I think women just talk too god dammed much.
 Quoting: Kloudnine


Women should be seen not heard


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I agree, but....


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