Question: What if that Jesus dude was Here NOW?

First of all, ya gotta get a kick out of the nobody threads.

Funnier yet, so many messiahs here, so many messiahs out there, and what if the real one actually came on to GLP?

What would be the real perspective?

Maybe the Jesus guy (as so many refer to him) would be roaring with laughter as the primitive nature of humanity, viewing them as cross eyed goofy lunatics with NEGATIVITY or DELUSIONS of self righteousness.

Maybe he thinks your an evil species?

Matthew 16:4 A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign

John 8:44 You (humans) are of your father - the devil

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple

Maybe he would know the true design of this world and the universe as you perceive it and laugh at all your belief systems, as an adult plays with kids believing in Santa.

Maybe he enjoys walking up to another human and identifying himself, KNOWING in advance they won't believe it, and has a great laugh when another denounces him to his face.

You do realize if the spirit comes from another dimension referred to as heaven, where everything is beautiful without issue, he might not like what he see's here.

Conflict between family and friends, co-workers and neighbours, the abuses of government, law enforcement, military, wars, rapes, murders and tortures. The abuses of animals, the abuses of children behind the scenes through organized crime of religion and law enforcement covering up the abuses such as the Jimmy Saville matter of Great Britain. The ignorance, arrogance, belligerence, prejudisms, hypocrisies and irrationalisms of the human nature may make him unwilling to have friends, family, and in fact, desire NOT ONE follower here.

Maybe we has a man of war as the bible states he fought publicly with police (Pharisees) and authorities (Scribes and Sadduccees) and maybe he came not for peace but for war.

Luke 12:51 Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:

Maybe, inside this world, where all religions have been mininterpreted, where gods are frauds, and all the Gods commanded wars, maybe this is a bad world, different than his own. Maybe he HATES your kind.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and NOT "HATE" his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brothers, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

After all, if this Jesus is back, why waste time hanging with primitive humans, and listening to their opinions that matter nothing? If humans are in a world dungeon controlled by evil beings, and you are the offspring of their design as mentioned in so many religions, and the Gods of this world are really the Devils, and all of you remain hypnotized in a trance of negative charged energy desiring to prosecute one another for wrong doings while suppressing your own dirt under the carpet, why would he want to communicate with any single one of the human race?

Maybe...his plan is not to come here for love and forgiveness, and maybe he disagrees with offering forgiveness...Maybe he speaks in manners so that human beings can NOT ATTAIN forgiveness...

Mark 4: 11 and 12 And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables: 4:12 That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them

Maybe his purpose is to come back without anyone knowing, and quietly bring the lost sheep back to his world while leaving the rest of you behind, not to upset your pride.

And of course, if God is simultaneously blamed to be the devil, maybe Jesus knowing the false God was the Devil and the term "christ" was a gift of the Lord of Darkness, maybe your idealogical Jesus will return as the Antichrist. Maybe hey? Never know? DO you?

Ah hell, mistake, your all so damn good, he just loves all of you, even forgives military men for gang raping little 5 year old girls in Iraq while the rest of the people call them heros in patriot fashion. Maybe all ya need is good cash and a good priest to get into heaven hey? Or maybe, the frauds playing Gods and all the human race are about to get their asses whooped soon, and don't know it hey? Maybe?

Love? Love? In this world? Hmmmmmmmmm!

Fact folks. He is not here now to win your friendship. He will not like YOU, he will not like ME, he will not like this place!

But as for me...I just wuvs all ya pilgrims, and why? Damn you are all amusing, everyone! Amusing! Figuratively speaking, listening to anyone on the street, in an office pretending to be something they are not, listening to a government official which is not, listening to people online or in a social setting, DAMN FUNNY! Sort of like visiting a nut house, everyone has a story, an opinion, or a belief, but what is funniest, is they have NOT a clue! (Did this last comment upset your ego and pride Lol, do you wanna say something derogatory to me now lmao?)

Wuv ya all.

P.S. I dearly enjoy the negative replies, I get bored of Comedy Central television. Want real entertainment? Have the comedian involve the crowd, it is spontaneous, and it is always making for great entertainment. I love the negative responses here, so hammer me, I needs da entertainment lol. Here come the religious nuts lol...

Can hear it already, "I will face damnation for this post". Yup, "Jesus loves you, all of us, and I am minsiterpreting words that REQUIRE NO INTERPRETATION". C'mon with the responses, I am sick over the last few days, very very bored, and could use some laughs. Maybe, just maybe this Jesus fellow might come to this site for some entertainment as well. The Lord knows, he could use a few laughs as well hey?

So...do it for Jesus, just in case he shows up here hey? And for all ya good Christians, Catholics and alike, remember to follow Jesus in prayer by closing your eyes and lowering your head to the Lords of the underworld, and finish with Amen (name of Egyptian Sun God), but don't ya good Christians look with eyes open to the heavens above...then you might be praying like that Jesus dude did when bringing Lazarus back to life from the dead.

John 11:41 Then they took away the stone from the place where the dead was laid. And Jesus lifted up his eyes, and said, Father, I thank you that you have heard me.

Hmmm... follow Jesus and pray the opposite? Hmmmm....Sorry, just the asshole in me I guess. I wuv you all so much lol.