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any computer wizards here?

 
DPS
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any computer wizards here?
cant login to youtube, i get error message that my cookies arent turned on, which is bullshit cause they are.?

im using internet exeplorer
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03/03/2013 05:50 PM

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Re: any computer wizards here?
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
'Magically Delicious'
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03/03/2013 05:51 PM
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Re: any computer wizards here?
can you help me?
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03/03/2013 05:53 PM
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Re: any computer wizards here?
YouTube runs on Java
Clean your cookies/history then try again

better yet, dump explorer
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03/03/2013 05:54 PM
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Download Firefox, Chrome, or Safari...Ditch explorer hahahahahahahaha
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fucking bullshitters ie is wonderfull browsers, chrome and firefox are giving me the same shit with youtube issue
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03/03/2013 06:09 PM
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cant login to youtube, i get error message that my cookies arent turned on, which is bullshit cause they are.?

im using internet exeplorer
 Quoting: DPS


I hi-lighted and bolded in red your problem.
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2013 06:12 PM
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Re: any computer wizards here?
This is a trick by TPTB to prevent you from watching the truth about Nibiru on Youtube.
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03/03/2013 06:14 PM
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cant login to youtube, i get error message that my cookies arent turned on, which is bullshit cause they are.?

im using internet exeplorer
 Quoting: DPS


Try firefox.
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03/03/2013 06:17 PM
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This is a trick by TPTB to prevent you from watching the truth about Nibiru on Youtube.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 989322


this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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03/03/2013 06:23 PM
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Re: any computer wizards here?
Not sure what your issue is then if the same trouble comes on IE/Firefox/Chrome or Opera. Could be affected by virus/malware etc. I would wipe the windows out and use a proper Linux? mac operating system (yes you can also install Mac OS on PC).
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03/03/2013 06:26 PM
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Re: any computer wizards here?
From the windows desktop...
Wave over the windows clock/time & date (lower right corner)
What time and date does it say.

Right click that and set it to the proper time & date.


;)
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03/03/2013 07:26 PM
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Empty your java cache(note this is not your usual browser cache), if that doesn't work uninstall java and do a fresh download/install.
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03/03/2013 08:31 PM
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cant login to youtube, i get error message that my cookies arent turned on, which is bullshit cause they are.?

im using internet exeplorer
 Quoting: DPS


you need to make sure you have enabled cookies

try this:

[link to www.timeanddate.com]
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03/03/2013 08:35 PM
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they are enabled, tried to log in with chrome and firefox. problem presists
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03/03/2013 08:37 PM

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cant login to youtube, i get error message that my cookies arent turned on, which is bullshit cause they are.?

im using internet exeplorer
 Quoting: DPS


YouTube having issues tonight it seems.
I tried it on an iPad and it was hanging.

It's on their side.
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03/03/2013 08:50 PM
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I put on my robe and wizard hat...
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Oh no.

Oh you didn't.

Oh no you didn't.

HahahahaahahHAAHHAhahahaahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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03/03/2013 08:59 PM
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Re: any computer wizards here?
From the windows desktop...
Wave over the windows clock/time & date (lower right corner)
What time and date does it say.

Right click that and set it to the proper time & date.


;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17119454



I wasn't kidding.
If your clock or calendar aren't accurate, some sites will not load.

There is a little watch battery on every pc motherboard that keeps that current when pc powered off. When that battery dies, propper date and time may need to be set every time you power on. (unless you set them to sync automatically online)

Anyway, could be as simple as that. Easy to check and fix.
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03/03/2013 09:08 PM
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its accurate
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03/03/2013 09:11 PM

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From the windows desktop...
Wave over the windows clock/time & date (lower right corner)
What time and date does it say.

Right click that and set it to the proper time & date.


;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17119454



I wasn't kidding.
If your clock or calendar aren't accurate, some sites will not load.

There is a little watch battery on every pc motherboard that keeps that current when pc powered off. When that battery dies, propper date and time may need to be set every time you power on. (unless you set them to sync automatically online)

Anyway, could be as simple as that. Easy to check and fix.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17119454


If you are going to websites that synch PC time with website time....you are being watched for sure.

agent
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03/03/2013 09:16 PM
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i think the ware wizard ye seeketh be soft, not hard. phrase with care, ye doth such hastily whilst posting, without knowing neither thyself nor thine means of conveyence.
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03/03/2013 09:18 PM
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Re: any computer wizards here?
Reboot
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03/03/2013 09:19 PM

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Go to drive C

Right click it, select format
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03/03/2013 09:28 PM
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Re: any computer wizards here?
Try resetting your browser.
Go to Tools, Internet options, Advanced, then click on Reset.Then close your browser and restart it.

If you do not see the Tools tab at the top of your browser, move your curser to the very top of your browser, right click your mouse and then select menu.
I am not a computer wizard but this has worked for me to solve problems like yours.
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03/03/2013 09:43 PM
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You could also go to control panel, click on flash player, then click on Delete all.
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03/03/2013 09:47 PM
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op you have to delete system32
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03/03/2013 09:50 PM
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Send me $10,000 and I'll look into it and get back to you.
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03/03/2013 09:50 PM
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Re: any computer wizards here?
cant login to youtube, i get error message that my cookies arent turned on, which is bullshit cause they are.?

im using internet exeplorer
 Quoting: DPS


Reboot your modem (just unplug and plug back in at modem).Might be an IP thing.
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fucking bullshitters ie is wonderfull browsers, chrome and firefox are giving me the same shit with youtube issue
 Quoting: DPS


Wow, you really are more unware than I thought.

Like someone said, clear the cache.
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03/03/2013 09:52 PM
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What internet security are you using? If the cache isn't the issue, then more than likely your security is blocking the cookies.
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Open your computer case and make sure you piss all over everything in there, you won't have any more issues
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