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Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?

 
Anonymous_Hero
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Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Trick question. In a proper relationship, a woman will not argue with you. She will embrace her submissiveness and accept your opinion as fact. You're welcome.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
and how is that working out for you?
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
It ain't happenin'
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Step one - Avoid generalizations
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facepalm
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Tell her she is fat.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
You can't...lol...silly
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Be silent.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Step one - Avoid generalizations
 Quoting: Parabola


That sounds like a generalization

churchlady
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Partly intentional
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
and how is that working out for you?
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That is why they called OP the Unabomber in college.

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op is a douchebag
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
come against her with your chest puffed out and push up against her chest while telling her this is how it goes.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Be silent.
 Quoting: christian


Be still.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


You can't argue with someone if no one answers back...:)
Susie

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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Trick question. In a proper relationship, a woman will not argue with you. She will embrace her submissiveness and accept your opinion as fact. You're welcome.
 Quoting: Anonymous_Hero


Never argue with an idiot. For he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Define "proper".. heh heh
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bark like a dog
you know
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
say the last word than plug your ears and yell LALALALALAALAL!
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
I always throw the classic internet guy humor at her now:

The number one most important rules for women to understand about men:

1. Men are not mind readers

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-Just say it!

1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways make you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we…

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… really.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!

And my personal favorite truth after I myself have disclosed such rules to my wife is this: Yes, I may have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping…

Establish this early, and she'll just look at you perplexed as you walk away with a smile on your face with the realization all... is finally... well with the world.

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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Tell her yes, she looks fat.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
By saying "Yes Dear".
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Tell her yes, she looks fat.
 Quoting: Rorschach


That's how you end up on the sofa for a week eating hungry man tv dinners and wearing dirty underwear because she wont do your laundry.

You've been in that situation before, haven't you? groucho
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:6473madburger:

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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Be silent.
 Quoting: christian


Be still.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


pretend you're a lamp
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Be silent.
 Quoting: christian


Be still.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


pretend you're a lamp
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35272657


although there's a downside to that

she might start fucking your best friend to get a rise out of ya
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Rub her neck and say "Shhh shhh..."
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
The best advice I can offer is to set the ground rules early in the relationship. At the first sign of lip or disrespect, punch her in the face with a closed fist. Make sure to hit her hard, so she doesn't make the same mistake again. If dont properly, you won't have to worry about any future arguments and the relationship should be smooth sailing from then on out.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Tell them " If it makes you feel better then your right" and then walk away , when she keeps arguing just keep saying "I said your right Im sorry ok " drives em crazy
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Never argue.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
Trick question. In a proper relationship, a woman will not argue with you. She will embrace her submissiveness and accept your opinion as fact. You're welcome.
 Quoting: Anonymous_Hero


Doesn't make your opinion fact and you're a bit of a dick.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
You're full of it.

There are 2 sides to every argument. When women refer to their husbands as the "other half" notice they don't see the "better half."
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
I find that the words "Shaddap and bend over"! Seemed make the situation worse. Just sayin.
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Re: Poll: How do you win an argument with a woman?
if you don't move they can't see you.

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