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Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!

 
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Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
The obnoxious swine probably has an underground condo like Tom Cruise.

NBC is ready to announce Jay Leno’s retirement, expecting to move Jimmy Fallon into the coveted late-night time slot, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

The announcement is expected in May, according to two high-level industry sources. The 2013-14 television season would be Leno’s last, according to the paper.

Fallon would then move from his “Late Night” spot into the 11:35 p.m. slot during the summer of 2014. A formal kickoff would happen in the fall.

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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I can't stand that racist throwback band on Fallon's show
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
man , that s@umbag should have retired long ago
old backstabing bat
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
The obnoxious swine probably has an underground condo like Tom Cruise.

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I saw Leno as a guest on another talk show. He didn't seem like a swine, more of an ass!
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Considering that the satanist elite of this planet have better chances of survive a cataclysm and will be the ones leading a new civilization, I don't see any benefit in stay alive in a post-apocalyptic dystopian world.
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I can't stand that racist throwback band on Fallon's show
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dont watch the show but how are they racist?
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I guess Jimmy Fallon didn't get the invitation to Jay's bunker.
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In this case he will have to beg Tom Cruise.

cruise
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I wonder if he had to reserve two spots for the bunker, one for him and one for his chin.
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Doesnt anyone remember the huge debaucle from when the network tried to retire him in 2009.... And a huge shitstorm ensued ?

Werent Conan and and him fighting?



Lol now NBC is doing it again!


Let the fun begin with the new players!
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
The obnoxious swine probably has an underground condo like Tom Cruise.

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I saw Leno as a guest on another talk show. He didn't seem like a swine, more of an ass!
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He's a chimera: Head of swine in an ass body.
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
He is a thousand years old

He stopped being funny 15 years ago

He stopped being culturally relevant 10 years ago

He has more money than God

It's time to hang it up.

No conspiracy here.
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Retiring in 2014 is hardly "suddenly."
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I can't stand that racist throwback band on Fallon's show
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^This^
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I wonder if he had to reserve two spots for the bunker, one for him and one for his chin.
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I bet he has a city-sized underground warehouse just to keep his collection of cars.

I hope there's a breach in the concrete and a river of magma running beneath the floor.

cruise
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Leno is probably ready to retire from the daily drudgery of doing a daily show for 9 months+ a year. After this many years it has to be a drag ... and he does NOT need the money!! (per the reports he has lived WAY below his income for many years - OH ... and most importantly on his personal financial front ... NO DIVORCE PAYMENTS to an "Arm Ornament" GOLD DIGGER!!)

Fallon is a LOT funnier than Conan ever was, so I think this transition will happen and be good for everybody (Leno, Fallon AND NBC)
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Retiring in 2014 is hardly "suddenly."
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ohyeah
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Well, it turns out they weren't racist but still was weird when they played a song called Lyin ass bitch when Michelle Bachmann came on show

Sorry but I would have fired their little asses for being unprofessional

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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Retiring again? Fallon better watch out.
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I don't understand the HATE of Jay Leno.

He is more decent than 98% of Hollywood....and certainly no idiot.
he also is very open about sharing his love of cars with everyone.

You people just want to hate for it's own sake. getwell

One example of HUNDREDS....

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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Good! No single person should own all of those awesome automobiles.
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
No it is because he is constantly criticizing the president

NBC is getting a ton of pressure from the state controled media

They are taking him out
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Well, it turns out they weren't racist but still was weird when they played a song called Lyin ass bitch when Michelle Bachmann came on show

Sorry but I would have fired their little asses for being unprofessional
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Just the opposite. That is the height of professionalism.
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Well, it turns out they weren't racist but still was weird when they played a song called Lyin ass bitch when Michelle Bachmann came on show

Sorry but I would have fired their little asses for being unprofessional
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Just the opposite. That is the height of professionalism.
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Right
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I know what you've been doing...
I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
You're looking for an answer...


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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I wonder if he had to reserve two spots for the bunker, one for him and one for his chin.
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Ha!
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
TV is a dying medium. Leno hasn't been relevant or funny for at least ten years.
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
You can expect a weekly Visit from Obama on Fallon's show
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
Dick and fart jokes that make people go to sleep don't pay the bills after women stopped finding them funny and started doing them themselves.

Check out wanda sparks on Peirce morgan. It was so post-post-post modern. Even the republican pundits on MSM news shows for politics today were saying "Being gay is about as interesting as being lefthanded"
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I wonder if he had to reserve two spots for the bunker, one for him and one for his chin.
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I bet he has a city-sized underground warehouse just to keep his collection of cars.

I hope there's a breach in the concrete and a river of magma running beneath the floor.

cruise
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


A little jealous, are we?

Jay Leno works hard for his money. He never takes a vacation. He's a workaholic who works 2 jobs (NBC and Vegas) so if he wants to buy every car in the world, more power to him.

When the writers went on strike a few years ago, Jay Leno wrote his own show. He pays his staff well. I think he paid them once when there was another problem and they weren't working but he paid them anyway. He also brought food to the striking writers. Jay Leno is a good man. You, on the other hand, not so much.
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I don't understand the HATE of Jay Leno.

He is more decent than 98% of Hollywood....and certainly no idiot.
he also is very open about sharing his love of cars with everyone.

You people just want to hate for it's own sake. getwell

One example of HUNDREDS....


 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Hi Jay!
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
The obnoxious swine probably has an underground condo like Tom Cruise.

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I saw Leno as a guest on another talk show. He didn't seem like a swine, more of an ass!
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He's a chimera: Head of swine in an ass body.
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Are you sure it is not a Ballchinian?
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Re: Jay Leno suddenly retiring. Another one going for the bunkers!
I wonder if he had to reserve two spots for the bunker, one for him and one for his chin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35447394


I bet he has a city-sized underground warehouse just to keep his collection of cars.

I hope there's a breach in the concrete and a river of magma running beneath the floor.

cruise
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


A little jealous, are we?

Jay Leno works hard for his money. He never takes a vacation. He's a workaholic who works 2 jobs (NBC and Vegas) so if he wants to buy every car in the world, more power to him.

When the writers went on strike a few years ago, Jay Leno wrote his own show. He pays his staff well. I think he paid them once when there was another problem and they weren't working but he paid them anyway. He also brought food to the striking writers. Jay Leno is a good man. You, on the other hand, not so much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24392638


Jealous of what??

Nobody reaches the stardom in the American industry of entertainment without worshiping Babylonian demons, taking part in satanic cabals, abusing children or engaging in unspeakable sexual deviations.

By the end of the day, when the lights go out these people probably are afraid of walking in their own homes, because every shadow is an umbral, if you know what I mean.
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)

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