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30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today

 
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30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
So I pull up good ole drudge report this morning and what's the main headline? 30,000,000 locusts swarm Egypt...next thing to catch my eye: Department of Homeland Security buys 2,700 light armor tanks...

I think God's aim is a little off with the locusts...
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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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And the Syrian rebels..($ 60 mil)
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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Or retardness you can loan them some and still have enough to be a full retard.
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Great link OP! (ffs)jerkit
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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
Where do we buy RPGs?
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Didn't Hillary just give them 600 million? Damn, we funding an army? lolol
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2700 armored trucks ? A trillion rounds of ammo? Dont worry America! Were just fine!!!bushtard
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omg! thats horrible.
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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Where do we buy RPGs?
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Gamestop? o.O

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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
It's all good. Hell we will just keep putting that bill on the old taxpayers, they don't care.

And when they do care---well that's what the tanks are for.
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Should have gone with your gut. Stay in bed next time.
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end times people, end times hiding
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Great link OP! (ffs)jerkit
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True. But you can google it.

54 tanks per state. WTF
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Hum,,, Right out of the Bible...
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It's all good. Hell we will just keep putting that bill on the old taxpayers, they don't care.

And when they do care---well that's what the tanks are for.
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The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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Where do we buy RPGs?
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rpg is better but inside usa little difficult, but you can support your local market:) [link to en.wikipedia.org]
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locust doom... new.... can you get rpg bagon?
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bump
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Welcome to the kinder,gentler communistic future.
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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
What the fk does DHS need tanks for ?
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Here's some video of it:

[link to www.youtube.com]

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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
Lovely.

I thought the Nazis had escaped to South America following WWII.

Turns out they have been in our midst all along and now want a second chance to settle the score.
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What the fk does DHS need tanks for ?
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this


I want to know also

is their any proof of this even?
sheell be right mate
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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They already did that in the 1980's
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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
Lovely.

I thought the Nazis had escaped to South America following WWII.

Turns out they have been in our midst all along and now want a second chance to settle the score.
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From Navistar Defense:

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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
All I can say is FUCK YEAH! - Wooo Locusts!

I've been waiting for the 8th plague to arrive. I was beginning to think it was helicopters (ie: DHS training etc) .. But here it is in the holy land .. We all know what's coming next!

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