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30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today

 
Dr. Charles Norris

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03/04/2013 09:14 AM
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So I pull up good ole drudge report this morning and what's the main headline? 30,000,000 locusts swarm Egypt...next thing to catch my eye: Department of Homeland Security buys 2,700 light armor tanks...

I think God's aim is a little off with the locusts...
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thanks for all the sweet pictures...

they are amazing...

oh and thanks for giving us the link to the article you read... it made it very easy for me to relate to your post!
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As if we hadn't already seen enough Biblical events this year, a plague of over 30 million locusts swarmed over Egypt's cities and farms just three weeks before Passover begins. But put your apocalyptic fears to rest. This happens every year as part of the locusts' natural migration pattern, though this year's swarm is especially large. That doesn't mean Egyptians aren't freaked the heck out by millions of nasty bugs buzzing through the air at all hours of day and night, possibly descending upon the agriculture fields where they're known to destroy entire crops, just like in the actual Passover story.

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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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stan agree
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03/04/2013 09:18 AM
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Military needs took step in now and arrest the government and the negroid Obama. Fuck you feds!
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2,700 tanks for DHS.

Let me guess:

For "practice".
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03/04/2013 09:33 AM

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something must be up. There is NO police force that needs an amored vehicle. I guess they can't disarm us fast enough.

Obama wanted a civilian force equal to the military. I guess his wish is coming true.
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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Or retardness you can loan them some and still have enough to be a full retard.
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Why don't you post from your troll account so I can repay you the karma?
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mr.goodbytes (OP)

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03/04/2013 09:39 AM
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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oh right...250 million from the loving John Kerry...how could I forget.
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03/04/2013 09:40 AM
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2,700 tanks for DHS.

Let me guess:

For "practice".
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2,700 tanks for DHS.

Let me guess:

For "practice".
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yeah I was always curious about how they buy hollow point rounds, which are more dealt and expensive, for "training"...the rounds were illegal when I was in the army...
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03/04/2013 09:41 AM
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Isaiah 19 after the cruel leader famine comes.
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03/04/2013 09:42 AM
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found the story....2700 mine resistence vehicles (wheeled)...that is even more creepy...
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03/04/2013 09:46 AM
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2,700 tanks for DHS.

Let me guess:

For "practice".
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2,700 tanks for DHS.

Let me guess:

For "practice".
 Quoting: Rorschach


yeah I was always curious about how they buy hollow point rounds, which are more dealt and expensive, for "training"...the rounds were illegal when I was in the army...
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Hollow points are only illegal for use against Sudanese Muslim suicide pirates.

Our Feral Government allows itself to use them on pregnant American Christian women.
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03/04/2013 09:51 AM
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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
... a plague of over 30 million locusts swarmed over Egypt's cities and farms just three weeks before Passover begins. But put your apocalyptic fears to rest... That doesn't mean Egyptians aren't freaked the heck out by millions of nasty bugs buzzing through the air at all hours of day and night, possibly descending upon the agriculture fields where they're known to destroy entire crops, just like in the actual Passover story.

[link to www.theatlanticwire.com]
 Quoting: Aquarius58


Nothing to worry about...

Egyptians aren't freaked out...

Just like in the actual story.. You mean, the biblical one? And it happens every year?

What DO the Egyptians really say about this?
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03/04/2013 09:56 AM
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That was probably just one of the final purchases on Janet's shopping list. They are prepping and call it procurement.
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03/04/2013 09:58 AM
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Obama has his very own SS. Will they wear black? What will he name them? The Ghetto Blasters?
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03/04/2013 09:59 AM
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All I can say is FUCK YEAH! - Wooo Locusts!

I've been waiting for the 8th plague to arrive. I was beginning to think it was helicopters (ie: DHS training etc) .. But here it is in the holy land .. We all know what's coming next!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

G ~
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What IS coming next? I am ignorant when it comes to prophecies, the Bible, etc...
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03/04/2013 10:03 AM
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All I can say is FUCK YEAH! - Wooo Locusts!

I've been waiting for the 8th plague to arrive. I was beginning to think it was helicopters (ie: DHS training etc) .. But here it is in the holy land .. We all know what's coming next!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

G ~
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What IS coming next? I am ignorant when it comes to prophecies, the Bible, etc...
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Darkness is the 9th plague.

Angel of Death is the 10th plague.
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03/04/2013 10:11 AM

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Here's a link about the 2700 tanks

[link to www.thegatewaypundit.com]
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03/04/2013 10:15 AM
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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And the Syrian rebels..($ 60 mil)
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More proof that the United States government is the largest financial supporter of terrorism and must be dealt with accordingly.
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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
All I can say is FUCK YEAH! - Wooo Locusts!

I've been waiting for the 8th plague to arrive. I was beginning to think it was helicopters (ie: DHS training etc) .. But here it is in the holy land .. We all know what's coming next!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

G ~
 Quoting: GetchaPull 35147438


What IS coming next? I am ignorant when it comes to prophecies, the Bible, etc...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33342274


Darkness is the 9th plague.

Angel of Death is the 10th plague.
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3 Days of it, maybe?
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03/04/2013 10:23 AM
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Obama has his very own SS. Will they wear black? What will he name them? The Ghetto Blasters?
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cruiser
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biblegateway.com KJVRevelation 11:7 And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

8 And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified.

Ezekiel29:8 Therefore thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will bring a sword upon thee, and cut off man and beast out of thee.

9 And the land of Egypt shall be desolate and waste; and they shall know that I am the Lord: because he hath said, The river is mine, and I have made it.

10 Behold, therefore I am against thee, and against thy rivers, and I will make the land of Egypt utterly waste and desolate, from the tower of Syene even unto the border of Ethiopia.

11 No foot of man shall pass through it, nor foot of beast shall pass through it, neither shall it be inhabited forty years.

12 And I will make the land of Egypt desolate in the midst of the countries that are desolate, and her cities among the cities that are laid waste shall be desolate forty years: and I will scatter the Egyptians among the nations, and will disperse them through the countries.


13 Yet thus saith the Lord God; At the end of forty years will I gather the Egyptians from the people whither they were scattered:

HMMMM?
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What the fk does DHS need tanks for ?
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To defend the fatherland, oops, i mean the homeland, to defend the homeland of course.
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03/04/2013 10:36 AM
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That was probably just one of the final purchases on Janet's shopping list. They are prepping and call it procurement.
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You ain't just whistling Dixie, they're prepping.
If SOMEBODY, ANYBODY in the media or Congress doesn't
raise the roof over this, we're finished.

"Homeland Security" is prepped for an all out WAR.
If America is invaded, that is a job for the military,
not home grown federal thugs.

We have that bastard Bush to thank for this.
Now we have a federal para-military "police" force
that would have made Adolph Hitler proud.

And a commie rat bastard at the helm.

Our republic has been lost for some time now.
When the time comes, the federal dictatorship is now
in a position to wage war against the American People.

We watched it, we let it happen, and when the boot
comes down on our necks, we have nobody to blame
but the man in the mirror.

Buy guns.
Buy ammo.
Buy things you need
to make the things we will need.
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Dang! With this kind of doom-news you may have to drop the "tes" off your handle. (j/k-ing not scarring) Sad I must clarify as to that now days.

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[link to www.foxnews.mobi]
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Wow you fr@king people...I said I saw it on drudge report, stop hating on the post here and go read it there morans!
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Great link OP! (ffs)jerkit
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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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You should look up how much we give in aid for the rebuilding of their mosques. Yes, while Americans are economically hurting, you can rest assured that your tax dollars are building mosques or refurbishing them in mid-east.

Oh, but, we are not suppose to question what the 'aid' is used for.
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This is insanity folks.

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